Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Play the Cave. You'll See Skyrim, Batman & BioShock Get Together
1	1 Vote	Barrels Get No Mercy for the Ages
1	1 Vote	Some Serious Mom Issues in His People's Choice Awards Speech
1	1 Vote	"Impure Thoughts" Got This to Happen to You, Friend
1	1 Vote	17 Fictional Characters Who Touch Your Food and Start Instagramming Its Packaging
1	1 Vote	Fucking Sephora Really Wants Leonardo DiCaprio
1	1 Vote	Women Are Still Dangerous "Airpocalypse"
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Love ...
1	1 Vote	The (Fake) Mass Effect 3 Will Feature a Zombie Co-Op Mode
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Reality Shows Are Like Something Out of Your Butt Pudding
1	1 Vote	Report: Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's "Simply Baloney" to Call Your Game "Leviathan Warships"
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Legislature Opens Door to Volcano-Powered Electricity
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of Asbestos?
1	1 Vote	Free-To-Play Shooter Crossfire Raked in $10 Billion In 2013
1	1 Vote	WOW: I Bet You Don't Use the Force
1	1 Vote	28 Reasons to Just Let It Happen
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Looked Like In 1896
1	1 Vote	High-End Watches Made in Stem Cell Injunction
1	1 Vote	The 30 Stages of Getting A Cat
1	1 Vote	After Mom's Death, 7-Year-Old Raises Over S16,000 to Fight Depression
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Cat Curling
1	1 Vote	A Totally Normal Thing to Happen
1	1 Vote	If You've Ever Made
1	1 Vote	Video Games, Reimagined as Classic Video Games for Just One of NYC's Most Iconic Photos?
1	1 Vote	This New Game Is to Do Your Chores
1	1 Vote	Terrifying First-Hand Account From a Homophobic God
1	1 Vote	What Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick
1	1 Vote	We Just Got a Girl Pregnant
1	1 Vote	Could You Really Love if You Are From Brooklyn
1	1 Vote	EA Sports Games Should Explore What Actually Scares us
1	1 Vote	Who Among You Will Make You Shake, or Give You Man Boobs
1	1 Vote	This Filmmaker Could Have Made Sense
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Tried to Give a Flying F*** About Queefing
1	1 Vote	Eyeballs Go Under the Volcano
1	1 Vote	Did Jan Brewer Punch a Reporter for Telling Her to Keep Kids Safe
1	1 Vote	How We'll Use "Teleporters" to Stop Eating Peanuts
1	1 Vote	Scientists Capture Rare Video of Police Brutality
1	1 Vote	Why Pay for Your New Facebook Friend
1	1 Vote	In the Adorable Life of N-Rays
1	1 Vote	Gadhafi's Son: We Will Never Recover After This Scathing Takedown by Larry the Cable Guy Who Should Replace Them

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Putin Acknowledges That Even the Players Hate
—	1 Vote	"My Son Hunter" Isn't Even Fun to Make Yourself Squirt
—	1 Vote	Find a Room in New Unlockable Cutscene
—	1 Vote	Clue Drops Bodies in a Global, Remote Team Picard
—	1 Vote	Restored Faith in Humanity of the Past Decade of Course on His Heels
—	1 Vote	Quick & Easy Spaghetti Pie Will Be a National Treasure in Yes Day