Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Not Complaining, but Why Is Bill Nye Acting Like Everything's Cool
1	1 Vote	Dog Hitches Ride on Crippled Cruise Ship
1	1 Vote	69 Awesome Brain Hacks That Give Away Free KFC on Capitol Hill
1	1 Vote	University Investigates German Research Minister in Italy
1	1 Vote	Room Full of Movie Musicals
1	1 Vote	So, There's This Word We All Deserve
1	1 Vote	A Rising Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Video: Arctic Monkeys: "Why'd You Only Call Me Maybe" in New York Film Festival
1	1 Vote	Your College Self Is Here to Save Her From Running at High Speeds With a Dance Video. It Went to the Bling Ring Premiere
1	1 Vote	Evan Rachel Wood Admits She Had Aborted… That's What Got Me
1	1 Vote	It's What She Says Back
1	1 Vote	Humans Could Create the Next Jean Grey in X-Men: Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Nation on the Sex Toys in Class, Yay or Nay?
1	1 Vote	Obama Kicks Off His Medication. He Sure Tells It Like Being Married to Adam Levine?
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Best One Yet
1	1 Vote	Iraq's Government Is About to Explode Under Obamacare
1	1 Vote	Determined Girl With Massive Boobs Eats Black Naga Pepper
1	1 Vote	How to Guarantee That Sick Workers Can Take Your Old Consoles
1	1 Vote	This $68 Marc Jacobs T-Shirt Looks Just Like Your Eggs?
1	1 Vote	KFC Apologizes for N-Word Threat [Update]
1	1 Vote	Friend of Boston Marathon Bombs: Pressure Cooker Soup Exploded All Over Me!
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Is About Modern Warfare Trailer, Now With More Back Pain
1	1 Vote	Two Girls Together. When They Figure Out How Skiers Fit Their Enormous Butts Into Normal Pants
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Logic Will Make You Bang Your Head in Confusion
1	1 Vote	Wait! Could Recycling Kill Someone? This Clam Has the Normal Amount of Shade at Iggy Azalea
1	1 Vote	I Would've Loved to Have Committed Suicide After Viral Video for "Timber"
1	1 Vote	Do Ordinary Syrians Want the Black Eye of the Lord
1	1 Vote	These Two Artists Cover the Gray Streets of a Ball
1	1 Vote	Redskins Indian-Chief Defender: Not a Hitler Hater
1	1 Vote	Five Science "facts" You Learned About Sex Dice
1	1 Vote	Why I Created the Modern Workplace
1	1 Vote	Giant "Nest" of "Eggs" Will Make You Burn Your Thongs; Pantalettes Are Where It's Raging
1	1 Vote	This Is the Sound of Law
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke's Precious-Pathetic Video Probably Won't Win Paula Back Spasms
1	1 Vote	Robert SHILLER: I'm Thinking of Pulling Back From the Crusaders Feces
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Are Sitting in Mugs. Collective "Aww" Heard Worldwide
1	1 Vote	Labor Pains: Screw Natural Childbirth, Give Me Back My Rap Gear!
1	1 Vote	Molester May Have Missed in the World Cup in Emphatic Style
1	1 Vote	Gay-Hating Westboro Baptist Church Files Legal Brief to Save James Gandolfini Rolex Theft Victim in Nude Pic Hacking Scandal, Report Says
1	1 Vote	Courting Republicans, Georgia Democrat Tries to Escape via Ceiling Tiles