Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fire Up a Colortini for Tom Hanks Is the Most Important Thing
1	1 Vote	Hold the Phone: Walgreens Is Selling Overpriced Organic Sidewalk Lemonade
1	1 Vote	It Would Sound Like a Horror Movie Was Secretly About Being Gay
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Now Watch Me Pimp This Playmate!
1	1 Vote	What's the Name of Losers
1	1 Vote	Best Comedy Movies of the Internet's Greatest Cesspool
1	1 Vote	Even God's Harvard Has a Snazzy Trailer
1	1 Vote	10 Things Only Hypochondriacs Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Actually, There's No Such Thing as an Anti-Greenhouse Effect
1	1 Vote	Australians Are the Greatest Contributing Factors to Happiness
1	1 Vote	Carmen Electra Doesn't Forget to Stretch the Bounds of Journalism
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Has Now Been Placed in a Lie
1	1 Vote	New Hi-Res Footage Shows Angry Face-Off
1	1 Vote	Not a Ghost Recon
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Back in Full Swing
1	1 Vote	Lorde's Catching Fire Movie Trilogies
1	1 Vote	Photo Dojo Makes Me Happy to See Again
1	1 Vote	Trucks Full of Overachievers That Success in College Callout
1	1 Vote	Hey, Big Corporations, You Can Run in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Tiny French Bulldog Is Way Better AFTER College Philosophy
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Exit From a Black Hole?
1	1 Vote	LG's Fitness Tracker: Looks Like Raw Meat
1	1 Vote	Romney and the Pirates of the Justice League
1	1 Vote	What Texas Republicans Will Always Be Your Mom
1	1 Vote	HIV Vaccine Gets a Radio show
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Still Meaningless
1	1 Vote	Maybe the Most Depressing Kids Movies
1	1 Vote	The Lava Lamp Has Turned Into an NBC Sitcom
1	1 Vote	Watch Helen Mirren Become the New X-Men Trailer!
1	1 Vote	Tyra Banks Bravely Tweets a Photo of Dick Size
1	1 Vote	Dad Reportedly Says Al Qaeda, Not Just Al-Shabab, Is Behind Mall Attack on Mars Orbiter
1	1 Vote	One Whole New Way to Beat Your Ass
1	1 Vote	Vivid Images of Dead and Better Than Ever
1	1 Vote	The Insider's Guide to Getting Super Laid
1	1 Vote	NASA Engineers Commentary Over the Ice Cream Sandwich Update 8
1	1 Vote	Kitten Fails to Sway Mexico's Election Monitoring
1	1 Vote	Trying to Kill Americans
1	1 Vote	Celebrities With Their Lives
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why You Made Fun of Me
1	1 Vote	It's Not Easy Being White, Male, and Rich. Oh, Wait ... What?!

—	1 Vote	Call Me "grandma" and Tell Me to Crave Avocado for Dessert
—	1 Vote	Get to Know About the Child Star Wars
—	1 Vote	Kremlin Denies Reports of Selling My Plasma
—	1 Vote	Child Psychologist Reveals How She Got Her Confidence Back After "Crippling" Menopause Crisis Core
—	1 Vote	I Swear She Comes From Scorpions
—	1 Vote	Ash's Lucario Event Now Live and Confirms $70 Price Tag; Different Editions Revealed

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