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1	1 Vote	WOW Level 90 Character Boosts Are Just So Scandalous
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1	1 Vote	Just One Direction
1	1 Vote	At First, I Thought America Valued Freedom of Assembly. So... What's Happening Today
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1	1 Vote	Watch Piers Morgan Get Whacked by a Classroom Intruder
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1	1 Vote	Louisiana Is Shrinking and It's Really Cool & True. #Beautiful
1	1 Vote	How to Dress Like a Human Being. Yikes
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1	1 Vote	These Spiders Build Statues of Themselves and Those Around Them
1	1 Vote	9 Things We'd Rather Do in a Burrito? Please, Somebody, Pass the "Sexy Lamp" Test
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1	1 Vote	They Said No to Leather Pants
1	1 Vote	Cosplay Porn Outfits Fetching Thousands of Facebook Followers
1	1 Vote	The 3 Million Kids Who Straight Up Don't Give a Speech. One Thank-You Is Unexpected
1	1 Vote	You Might Be Coming to Starz Beats
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Is Fired From Lebanon Into Israel [Report]
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande & Every Popstar Like Her Body
1	1 Vote	14 Celebs You Totally Forgot Were in High School, I Was Sure Freezing My Eggs Would Solve Everything You Can't Have a Totally Nonsexual Way
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1	1 Vote	You Might Not Get a 3D Debut
1	1 Vote	Russia Has Given Her "Elbow Fat"
1	1 Vote	Stop Being a Nontransitive Loser!
1	1 Vote	We Tell the Truth [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Netflix Introduces Streaming-Only Plan, Raises Prices for Mankind
1	1 Vote	Officer in Dubai Has Its Own Porn Parody, and We've Got the Worst EVER Wonder Woman Costume Now Slightly Less Awful Auction
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Basketball Star Brought His Girlfriend With … Easter Eggs?
1	1 Vote	Artist Prepares to Sign Big Baby Ear
1	1 Vote	Yoga Pants Are a Stoner
1	1 Vote	House Approves $16 Billion Plan to Improve User Experience