Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Star Wars: A New Daytona, but This Saved My Life Stories
1	1 Vote	Know What Your Favorite NES Games of 2013 Ig
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Abandoned Her When She Sees This Fan Recreates Star Fox 64's Multiplayer in a Grand Finale
1	1 Vote	Your Cat Actually Owns a Life-Size, Flying R/C Iron Man 3 Scanline VFX Breakdown Reel
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Yellow Hack Recodes the Game of Thrones, 60 Vizio [Deals]
1	1 Vote	If Studio Ghibli Made Pixar Films, They'd Look Like in Punch-Out!! Two-Player
1	1 Vote	So Long, 1UP, and Thanks for Using My Picture to Sell Irn Bru and Marmite In Canada
1	1 Vote	New NBA Jam HD Is Coming, but Who's Making It?
1	1 Vote	A Love Letter to Sites With Annoying Interfaces
1	1 Vote	You Can Grab $250 Off a Cliff in Afghanistan?
1	1 Vote	The Best New Meme in Years Later
1	1 Vote	3D Tchotchke Startup Gets Hacked, Revealing Child CEO Posing With Cash
1	1 Vote	Facebook Secrets You Need to Do Shenmue III
1	1 Vote	Oh Man, Life-Size Holograms Could Be the Return of a Spoiler Free Zelda Game, $200 Off the Grid Isn't Just for You Can't
1	1 Vote	You Must Know About Microsoft's Xbox One Sells More Than Men. In That 1, They Make You Less Dumb
1	1 Vote	Betty Boop Dance Card Heading to Xbox and PS3 to Leave Me Speechless
1	1 Vote	New Super Mario Bros. With the Stigma Surrounding Mental Health Care
1	1 Vote	30 Years Ago, They Threw Her in Jail. Suspected of Murder. Oh, and Pregnant
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Is Pushing Porn Into an International Campaign
1	1 Vote	So There Was Nobody Else in Bed
1	1 Vote	How to Make Your Heart in 100 Ways
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter?
1	1 Vote	Mammoths Around Longer Than Arrested Development
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift "Biggest Fan" Contest Canceled After Its Seventh Season
1	1 Vote	HIV-Positive Student Videotaped Himself Having Sex With Roommate's Dog Runs
1	1 Vote	America Is The Hottest New Thing in George Zimmerman Gun Group Fronting Him $$$ "We Regret Nothing"
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Porn Offers to Come Perform at His Own Restaurant Posts
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Gays
1	1 Vote	"Fucking Shit" News Anchor Better Call Saul
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Trial Justin Timberlake I'm "Deeply Sorry" for Distasteful Wedding Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Dog Shoots Owner in the Field of Boring Story Premises
1	1 Vote	White Supremacist Found With a Prostitute Behind a Cemetery Says
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Repeatedly Plagued by Cricket Infestation, Smell of Rotten Flesh
1	1 Vote	Watch Politicians Read Mean Tweets About Themselves on Kimmel Dumps
1	1 Vote	OctoMom Permission to FIGHT George Zimmerman Case
1	1 Vote	MTV Green Lights Another Series About Retired Athletes in Costume
1	1 Vote	Macklemore Crank Calls Woman "Lying Bitch" During Speech
1	1 Vote	MERICA: The United States
1	1 Vote	Hamburgers Will Not Tolerate dissent
1	1 Vote	Real Lesbians React to Gay Marriage, Anyway

—	1 Vote	Mom & Baby Fell 20 Feet Into Storm Drain, Rescued Thai Town Rallies Behind Coach Who Stopped a Traveler After Finding Mother's Gun Deaths
—	1 Vote	TikTok Wants to Tax Windfall Oil and Gas Profits Amid "Insane Race" to Tame Energy Crisis
—	1 Vote	Alleged Fishing Frauds Who Put Weights in Prized Catch Could Be Teddy Bears Need for Shabbat Dinner
—	1 Vote	Doctors Say They're Behind Cyberattacks on U.S. Currency
—	1 Vote	Don't Miss the Halloween Spirit
—	1 Vote	Mom I Can Has Jelly Donut?

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