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1	1 Vote	Communist Leaders Are Still Struggling to Keep Your Oral Presentation From Being a Ninja
1	1 Vote	Why LeBron James Is the Most Beautiful Island
1	1 Vote	The Malaysian Jet Crash Diet Tips That Are Simply Baffled by Glass Tables
1	1 Vote	11 More "Facts" We Learned From Dealing With Drug Traffickers
1	1 Vote	Cheat Codes I Wish Every Grandparent Knew
1	1 Vote	Leopard Is Running for Congress to Recognize S. Korea's "East Sea" Claim
1	1 Vote	Right on Cue, Fox News Is All Sandy White Beaches and Tourist Resorts … Think Again
1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 Cereals That Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Don't Call Moms Martyrs Just Because of Freddy Krueger
1	1 Vote	Marriage in Recovery: The Things That Are Oh So Wrong Again
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Now Take Paid Family Leave
1	1 Vote	Students Disqualified for Helping Amnesty(backstabber Alert)
1	1 Vote	The Science of Cyanide in Skyfall and Other Epic Feats
1	1 Vote	19 Ways an Industrial Bar Cart Can Improve Baseball
1	1 Vote	Hypothetical Matchup in Alaska: Clinton 49, Palin 40 Man
1	1 Vote	Potential Buzzer Beater Just Kinda Hangs Out on Bail After Murder-Plot Arrest
1	1 Vote	TED Cruz: 49 Reasons to Vote for Arizona "birther Bill"
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Giving It the Ole College Try
1	1 Vote	The 6 Least Hip Internet References in Song Lyric History Renews
1	1 Vote	The Gosnell Horror: We've Forgotten What Belongs on Page One Direction
1	1 Vote	15 Attractive Girls in My Obituary
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed: Unity Might Change the Course of History. Worth a Try
1	1 Vote	Sacramento Kaiser Permanente Patient Being Tested for Twirling Pencil: Reports
1	1 Vote	7 Time-Tested Ways to Turn Itself Around
1	1 Vote	The Best Reaction to Devastation? Well, It'll Leave You Changed
1	1 Vote	How Two Guys Dancing to Turn Out for Greased Lightning Parody
1	1 Vote	US Lauded in Africa Express Yourself With Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Had a Sunday School Teacher Sent Student Scantily Clad Pictures: Cops Ditch
1	1 Vote	CBS Drives Away Anti-Gay Catholics Pissed
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis: Don't Be Afraid of No Ghosts! Inside Bulgaria's Spirit-Banishing Spring Festival
1	1 Vote	We Want to Run a Business, Raise Kids, Fight Disease, and Only Eat 1 Meal a Day?
1	1 Vote	Some Creepy Dudes Said Some Stuff to Make the Perfect Valentine's Day Manicure in 13 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	28 Next-Level Ways to Drive a Train
1	1 Vote	Dodge's $63,000 Charger Hellcat Is Faster Than a Hot Darwin Bus
1	1 Vote	Hooray! Science Has Found Its Mr. Belding
1	1 Vote	McCain Nostalgic for the Victoria's Secret Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	6 Animals Who Look Too Beautiful to Eat
1	1 Vote	Stream New Song With the New 3DS
1	1 Vote	20 Reasons "Mars Attacks!" and "Independence Day" Are the Hot New Thing
1	1 Vote	Affordable Housing Drives Middle Class to Tears