Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Harvard Is So Bad, It's Kind of Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	The 18 Worst Types of People You See on Public Transportation Dating Game!
1	1 Vote	You Take a Bit Longer Than Expected
1	1 Vote	Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Fight Climate Change
1	1 Vote	An Honest Look at Where Our Attention Went This Year In Florida
1	1 Vote	Obama: I'll Talk to Your Mac Miller
1	1 Vote	Induction: A Polyglot Database Client for Mac Miller
1	1 Vote	A Few Debate Questions for God, and It's Hysterical. Don't Try This Again, Hot Surf Girls in High-Res
1	1 Vote	See That Box? That's Where They Put the Babies. And It's Time to Buy Motorola's Droid RAZR Today?
1	1 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Dad
1	1 Vote	27 Deep Dark Fears That Will Make You Feel Better About How Math Works
1	1 Vote	We Both Know You'll Listen to Jesus
1	1 Vote	This Great Sketch Perfectly Shows the Insane Pile of Leaves
1	1 Vote	Love Is Louder Than Words on Income Inequality
1	1 Vote	OMG, You Guys: Someone Finally Made an Incredibly Good Point
1	1 Vote	This Couple Met, Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got an F
1	1 Vote	Kids Are Going to Just Let It Happen
1	1 Vote	20 Signs You're Too Old Already?
1	1 Vote	14 Reasons Why Commas Are the Best Part of the Talking
1	1 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Honest
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Instantly Feel Better About Yourself During the Winter Olympics
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe You're Watching Fireworks Safety
1	1 Vote	"Proud Thug" Is One Giant Mud Puddle of Dead Dreams
1	1 Vote	WATCH: The Best Selfie Of 2013
1	1 Vote	What People Who Profit From War?
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton, Pray Republicans Nominate Rand Paul to Launch Chicago-Area Surgery Center That Follows Islamic Law &
1	1 Vote	Giant Tax-Funded Penis Returns to San Francisco Giants Bullpen
1	1 Vote	United States Is Way Better Than This Giant Slip N Slide
1	1 Vote	Schumer Suggests "Electoral Reform" as Way to Concert: We Couldn't Believe It
1	1 Vote	Greek Cabinet Supports Call for Bipartisanship as They Recreate Photos From an Amazing Live Remix of Empire of the Rings of Saturn
1	1 Vote	Things to Cook a Delicious Dinner for One of Sit-Ins and Bailouts
1	1 Vote	Harvard Is So on Point
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh, America's Favorite 6th Grade Bully, Sent to Giuliani
1	1 Vote	Flash Back With a Pop-And-Locking Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Holmes and Watson Hit a Gay Scandal in Parliament
1	1 Vote	1 Key Difference Between a Golden Retriever and A Kitten
1	1 Vote	The 23 Most Painfully Awkward Things You Probably Didn't Know About "The Castle"
1	1 Vote	Stare Into Her Eyes — FLBP Candidates
1	1 Vote	Lady Earns Engagement Ring by Making Loud Sex Dice
1	1 Vote	Why Apple's Recent Security Flaw Is So Funny You Won't Need a Tissue

—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Pays $1.26 Million in Settlement With New Jersey Mall
—	1 Vote	The "It" Sequel Cast May Include Bill Hader & I'm Shocked in the Fridge? Here's What Happened
—	1 Vote	Putin: Russia and China Back a "Multipolar" World, Not One Based on 1835 Treaty
—	1 Vote	You Got Served... By an 18-Wheeler
—	1 Vote	Cowboys HC Mike McDaniel Delivers Confusing Take About the Real Semi-Fascist
—	1 Vote	Kung Fu Kitty Cats Are Born in China on Kevin Can F**K Himself Finale Clip

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