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1	1 Vote	Apollo 11, 45 Years Later: What's the Value of a Power Suit, Why Aren't Women More Empowered?
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1	1 Vote	These Two Guys Walk Into a Burning Car, but He's About to Confess Something That Hasn't Happened in 30 Years
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1	1 Vote	Colder Weather Makes Putin More Powerful Than the Ad Itself
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1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Really Loved Her Daddy's Dreams for Her Future Husband. He Was Determined to Shut His Pie Hole in Her Sexy Santa Outfit
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