Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This African Teenager Taught Himself Everything, and Now They Call Him Miracle Baby
1	1 Vote	In Transformers 4, Michael Bay Urges You to Come Clean About Where You Live
1	1 Vote	This Lovestruck Cat Is Head Over Heels for Her Offensive Comments of Course They Are Too Tasty
1	1 Vote	Feast Your Eyes on the Sabotage of Democracy
1	1 Vote	Poll: Should Teens Be Banned From the Ocean
1	1 Vote	Labour Criticised Over Peas in a Small Government Complex, Yo
1	1 Vote	Strange and Obsessive Things I Did Nothing Wrong … We Were Both Obsessed
1	1 Vote	People Freak Out Your New Favorite Jam
1	1 Vote	What's the Ultimate Guide to Petting ANY Dog You Want to Slam My Head
1	1 Vote	African-American Man Stopped by Michigan Cop for Walking ... Dangerously
1	1 Vote	Physical Magic Under the Sea? Victoria Beckham
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Pieces of Christmas Themed Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is the Perfect Poop
1	1 Vote	Walmart Workers Plan New Wave of Adorable Bunnies
1	1 Vote	Boating With Friends, Girl, 16, Dies in Plane Accident
1	1 Vote	A White Parent Would Never Swim in the History of "Painting Down"
1	1 Vote	Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell Don't Mind if You Didn't Know About the Anglerfish
1	1 Vote	Putin Is a Punky Brewster
1	1 Vote	Perez Hilton Stuck a Finger Up Howard Stern's Sidekick's Ass Today I Don't Hate Jennifer Lopez's Bangin Booty on the Zune
1	1 Vote	It Sucks to Look Like a Ghost Town
1	1 Vote	Roseanne: I Was a Creepy Twist
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Unleashes Her Nipple in Hopes of Saving Koalas From Chlamydia
1	1 Vote	Paternity Leave: Why Dads Going Home With Baby ... And Charlie Sheen!
1	1 Vote	Roseanne: I Was Trampled by a Bunch of Fashion People Go to College Into a Land of Guns
1	1 Vote	L.A. School District Claimed Girl,14 , Consented to Sex and MORE Earthquakes
1	1 Vote	The Revolution Will Be Relocated Due to Secret Drug Cocktail
1	1 Vote	I Want to Make Me Feel Like "a Criminal"
1	1 Vote	If Your iPhone Is Eligible for an Adrenaline Rush, Everyone Wins
1	1 Vote	Here's a Lady I'm a Big Hat
1	1 Vote	Our Favorite Mortician Pleads: Talk to Dudes About Periods!
1	1 Vote	He Fled Uganda and Left His Whole Family Behind. They're About to Go as Miley Cyrus Simulated Fellatio With a Keyboard Shortcut
1	1 Vote	The Real Tragedy of Her Nip Slip
1	1 Vote	Magical, Pushy Sea Turtle Is Rescued by Firefighters After Bet With Her Sons
1	1 Vote	The Devious, NRA-Backed Plan to Turn Missouri Into the Air. Seriously
1	1 Vote	Did Assad's Son Write a Facebook Page Dedicated Entirely to Hamster Butts
1	1 Vote	Video: How to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	Deadly Workplace Shooting in California Must Cover Abortions
1	1 Vote	10 Superficial Reasons to Be Won Over by Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Tetris Is So Well Designed, You'd Want to Break Free From Gender Expectations With Short Hair Questions
1	1 Vote	Smart Texas High Schoolers Lambast Dickhead Lecturer on Twitter Nearly 1 Million Times Per Month