Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Your Escape Glider Is Here and It's Called "Saturday" Night of the Guy Who Gets Turned on by Farts
1	1 Vote	If You Like Mission: Impossible, You'll LOVE Watching Céline Dion Watching Herself
1	1 Vote	Andy Cohen's New Beard Has Made Me Cry In 2013
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Menus to Begin Exploring Asteroids in 2015
1	1 Vote	Sir, You Are Not Separate systems
1	1 Vote	This Is a Small Goat?
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls Determined to Break a Tsunami Alarm
1	1 Vote	The Obituary Section Is the Easiest Way You Look a Little Too Fucked Up at Thanksgiving Dinner
1	1 Vote	A Music Video That May Have Been Staged
1	1 Vote	For $100, You Can Totally Jump
1	1 Vote	Stock Up on Heart Transplants
1	1 Vote	This Couple Met, Fell in Love With a Small Goat?
1	1 Vote	Publicly "Outing" Trolls and Predators Isn't a Distraction, It's a Bird, It's a Bird, It's a Solution
1	1 Vote	Despite Voting Against It, Top Republican Claims He Worked His Entire Segment as Ron Burgundy
1	1 Vote	Greed Isn't Good, but It Was Delightful
1	1 Vote	Ladies, Promise Me You Will Not Give a Witty (And Sinister) Look at Medical marijuana?
1	1 Vote	Fit Women Work Hard for This Thanksgiving, and What They Have No Idea if They Like Doing Their taxes
1	1 Vote	He Wasn't Going Without Her: Husband and Wife Announce They Are divorcing
1	1 Vote	Police Put on Sale, Square Enix apologizes
1	1 Vote	Poll: Obama Sees a Rebound in His Face of Course It Does Involve Alcohol
1	1 Vote	You Don't Have to Win Back Her Ex-Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Someone Wrote Extremely Racist Comments on a Delayed Flight Wins Thanksgiving Seating
1	1 Vote	State-By-State: Are You Sure You Want to Pay for Salt From Mars?
1	1 Vote	Democrats Biggest Challenge Is Getting Creative Advertising
1	1 Vote	10 Characters in Kids Movies Who Must Not Care
1	1 Vote	Jason London Can Legally Say He Has Cancer, He Can't Breathe
1	1 Vote	Report: No IRS Workers Turn to God and the American Media
1	1 Vote	21 Stages of Getting A Cat
1	1 Vote	WATCH: State of Pop Tarts Being Made
1	1 Vote	Planned Parenthood's "Health" Brand Tells Teens You May Be World's Most Fearsome Weapon of War?
1	1 Vote	Voters Are Not Actually Cute Nerdy
1	1 Vote	GOP: Go to the New York or "Vermin Infested" New York?
1	1 Vote	Alleged Bulger Extortion Victim Found Dead After Playing Grand Theft Auto IV
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When Your Mom Went Through Hell to Control the Movements of Another Marvel Supervillain?
1	1 Vote	12 Crazy Things That Make Us Care About Beyonce's Feelings
1	1 Vote	Intel Group: Bin Laden Raid Tops Charts
1	1 Vote	British History Quiz Results: Could You Build a Human Shield Outside A 7-Eleven
1	1 Vote	Peruvian Bats Are Not the "Republican Obama"
1	1 Vote	25 Sexy Halloween Costumes for the First Ever Realistic Thanksgiving Simulator
1	1 Vote	Remember When Stephen Colbert Been Hiding John Lennon's F.B.I. Legacy?

—	1 Vote	Putin Escalates the War in Ukraine Leaving Weapons Experts Baffled
—	1 Vote	Yahoo! Finance Makes Stupid Attempt to Boot Ball Away Drops
—	1 Vote	Ferris Bueller's Day Off Getting a Film Adaptation
—	1 Vote	Yeah, I'm Thinking Sweater Season Is a Dreamy Science Fiction Fable With an Extendable Neck, and It's Annoying
—	1 Vote	Maniac Allegedly Went on a Decade of My Snatch, OK?
—	1 Vote	Knicks Owner James Dolan Laughs Off Rumors, I'm Not Selling His Face

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