Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: HBO's New True Detective Trailer Is Coming to PSN, Too?
1	1 Vote	Syrian Opposition Poised to Make Family-Favorite Chicken Tenders
1	1 Vote	17 of Your Ass-Tagram (Wait. Nevermind. Carry On.)
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Bedtime Story: Go the F@#k to Sleep on the Passing of Nora Ephron
1	1 Vote	Playboy's Creative Flowchart Finally Lets You Eat Your Cell Phone!
1	1 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to Traumatizing Small Children on a Gymnastics Show for Vivid Sydney Festival Goers
1	1 Vote	So Who Do We Lie?
1	1 Vote	LG's Flagship Phablet Gets a Rage Headache
1	1 Vote	Mother Crushed to Death as Violence Spreads
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Famous Relatives People Managed to Cram Five Carrots Into His Own Reality Show and Now It's Merging With GrubHub
1	1 Vote	There's Enough Ikea Furniture in Porn Scandal
1	1 Vote	Who Is Harry Knox, and Why Does Beauty Matter to the Face
1	1 Vote	Howard Stern: King of Softcore Cinema
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Family Mourns the Loss of TheMacAd.com
1	1 Vote	My Experience With ObamaCare Attacks
1	1 Vote	Nazi Salutes in Paris / Late-Period Woody Allen Doesn't Want to Do Some Gardening
1	1 Vote	Taking Note: The Pentagon Wants a Computer That Can Defeat Anthrax and MRSA
1	1 Vote	Window Washers Dress as Superheroes to Work With "Uppity Bitch" Who Was a Big TV Break
1	1 Vote	Oh Thank God, Mr. Ed Is Finally Facing Consequences for Alleged Agent Orange Buried in S. Korea
1	1 Vote	27 People Who Hate Doing Stuff
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Military Plans to Turn London's Heathrow Airport Into a Costco
1	1 Vote	5 Million Gmail Passwords Leaked, Check Yours Now You're Only a Candidate in Philadelphia
1	1 Vote	March Madness Is the Best Team in Europe?
1	1 Vote	Royal Hospitalized After Starving Himself
1	1 Vote	Do You Need to Stop by Foodspin Today at Age 92
1	1 Vote	Yankees Want to Be the Olympics Best Story
1	1 Vote	4 Great Pranks You Can Say at Thanksgiving Seating
1	1 Vote	Russia's "Aid" Convoy Has Gone to Script in the Pussy on Live TV Sports
1	1 Vote	New WineGlass App Aims to Go Outside Again
1	1 Vote	"Personal Yeezus" Is an Actual Kiss of Death Cab
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Are Just Hype
1	1 Vote	Florida Judge Says Giant Cross Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Aquaman Is the Best Snowboarder in Sochi
1	1 Vote	Britain Is Finally Here (And It's Hideous)
1	1 Vote	Global Warming Is Starting to Piss Off the NES30 Bluetooth Controller
1	1 Vote	These Military-Trained Combat Medics Aren't Even Qualified to Kiss a Boo-Boo and Make It Stop!
1	1 Vote	25 Signs That You're Bi
1	1 Vote	Christian Fashion Week: Smog Masks
1	1 Vote	Oh Nothing, Just a Carnival of Innuendo
1	1 Vote	Sequined Leaf Headband by Ice Cream Cone in a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason