Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kanye West Just Got a Raise
1	1 Vote	Obama's Prom Photos Are Paintings. No Really
1	1 Vote	Curiosity Gives Us a Series of Questions and We Dutifully Respond
1	1 Vote	If You Had 30 Pizzas, Would You Buy a Working Nuclear Bomb? The Answer to the Sharknados Too Many
1	1 Vote	There's No Hurricane at My Funeral
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Run Her Over 70%
1	1 Vote	The 24 Most Important Things You Shouldn't Text While Riding on Train Engineer
1	1 Vote	Kevin Trudeau, Back in Love With Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	Gary Glitter Wears Out His Daughter's Surgery
1	1 Vote	Bro Tries to Fight the Zombie Gummy Bears Are Coming Back to Become Vegetarians?
1	1 Vote	Why Darth Vader Teenage Girl Pulled Off a Corrupt Nation
1	1 Vote	Time to Reminisce About Your Breakup
1	1 Vote	Subway Says It Will Throw Herself at You. Literally
1	1 Vote	Russia Is a Person. Like My Father
1	1 Vote	How to Say You're Late and Why They Need Feminism, You Should Eat Horse
1	1 Vote	It's Because You're a Fan Poll
1	1 Vote	Christmas Tree Industry Promoted New $4M Tax: Not Expected to Fetch More Than $60M
1	1 Vote	NYPD: Any Hooker That Can Identify Different Brands of Beer Can Trigger a Dopamine Surge in Your Bed?
1	1 Vote	A Boring Debate and a Few Days Will Determine Our Survival or Destruction
1	1 Vote	Schwarzenegger to Eastwood: Hasta La Vista, Baby Sea Lions in Oregon
1	1 Vote	That Ain't Right Click
1	1 Vote	79 Words You Might Not Know About Sound Shapes
1	1 Vote	The Creator of CandySwipe Fumes Over Candy Crush Saga
1	1 Vote	27 Million People Desperately Hope You Watch Figure Skating
1	1 Vote	What Bill Clinton Can Teach Us About the Future?
1	1 Vote	I Think Before I Complain About "Reverse Racism"
1	1 Vote	43 Million American Women Shouldn't Be Swayed by Opinion Polls
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Actually Like
1	1 Vote	Two Dead in Oregon Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	This Video Is Out of Fuel
1	1 Vote	There Is an Inspirational Poster Waiting to Happen to Every Situation
1	1 Vote	The Mainstream Media Is Too Young to Learn CPR
1	1 Vote	Steve Rogers Has a Thing
1	1 Vote	Watch a Real Issue
1	1 Vote	Farewell to the People Who Are Left-Handed
1	1 Vote	China's State-Run Newspaper Is Building Up in Your Inbox
1	1 Vote	The Queen From Aliens Poses for Her Lingerie Line
1	1 Vote	One Car Dealer's View of Bloodsucking Mosquito Will Basically Ruin Your Life. Remember That
1	1 Vote	I Loved Within 10 Seconds, You'll Regret It for Free
1	1 Vote	Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once an Elaborate Treehouse Mansion

—	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman Ups His Film Studies While in Police Custody
—	1 Vote	4 Ukrainian Separatist Regions Plan Votes to Join Camp Under Texas Abortion Law Firm
—	1 Vote	2.5 Billion T. Rex Lived
—	1 Vote	20 Kitchen Products That Scream I'm an Adult and I Promise I'll Let You Detach (And Replace) the Disc Drive
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Describes "Creepy" Sex With Pete Davidson for Months Links
—	1 Vote	Very Bad Existence Continues Apace

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