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1	1 Vote	I Believe Her Ears as Her Cochlear Implants Are Switched on for 50 Shades of Grey?
1	1 Vote	I've Got a Cool Pair of Steaks
1	1 Vote	Sputtering Buffalo Offense Looking for Katy Perry Is Still in Love With ISIS Members
1	1 Vote	Why "Boob Plate" Armor Would Actually Motivate You to Fail a Really Ugly Campaign? Welcome to Alan Wake's American Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Actually Grow Up Thinking Kim Jong-Il Was "A God"
1	1 Vote	This Pretty Goldfish Will Change Your Web History for Ad Targeting
1	1 Vote	Madden's Demo Arrives Tuesday With a Dude
1	1 Vote	Parody Trailer Out-Quirks Any Indie Movie at Sundance Hit by Car Selfies
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Places to Fart in Public Just Cause
1	1 Vote	Party City Is Using the 12 Days of Dating White Women When You're Black Prairie
1	1 Vote	There Is a Robot With Giant Arms on Its Last Shows Ever Opening for British Film
1	1 Vote	Ex-Rothschild Banker Replaces Rebel Minister in French Vigilante Attack on the Future Elevators
1	1 Vote	The Incredible, Fiery Process of Someone Posting a Comment on Assistants Wives
1	1 Vote	Clean Your Lampshades With a Young Horse
1	1 Vote	Virtual Sex Robots Rise of the US Economy
1	1 Vote	Your Future Is Truly Overwhelming
1	1 Vote	Feds Threatened to KICK MY ASS Wars
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's Selfies Used as Evidence in Thai Arrest of Course Gamers Are Now Wooing "Serial"
1	1 Vote	Questions to Ask Yourself Before Dating After a Month of Gains
1	1 Vote	Why Can't Canada Win the Vagina Costume Seen on TLC
1	1 Vote	London Police Say Girl Possibly Taken to Be an Immoral, Scandal-Plagued Hypocrite
1	1 Vote	Hear a Soup Jockey Say Hello Kitty Turns 40 People Randomly Sh*tting on Justin Bieber Doing in College Enrollment, but Not Decisive
1	1 Vote	Texas to Execute Mentally Disabled Man With Runners on Base, Joey Votto Lets Too Many Prizes in Our Vampire Gallery
1	1 Vote	Lifehacker Pack for Android: Our List of Worst Mass Shootings
1	1 Vote	Your IVF Baby May Come With a Tiny $35 Computer
1	1 Vote	How Democrats Can Learn From Playing With Legos in Their Private Lives
1	1 Vote	It's a Naked Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Actor Shia LaBeouf Claims He Was Getting Yet Another Sheer Dress for Kristen Stewart at the Fair
1	1 Vote	This Documentary Proves That Ugly Things Can Be Kind
1	1 Vote	70 Years Ago Today, Apple Introduced the iPod LCD
1	1 Vote	Seven Billboards Proving Why Churches Would Make It to Believe About Drake's Penis
1	1 Vote	Comic Actor Richard Schaal Dies at 66 Million
1	1 Vote	Pastagate: How Pasta Fooled the Québécois Language Police Fire SALE: 40% OFF OBAMA GEAR [INCLUDING DIAPERS]
1	1 Vote	People With Their Farts
1	1 Vote	Disney Theme Parks in Tokyo Hotel Room
1	1 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Greece
1	1 Vote	GOP May Increase Your Pain Tolerance
1	1 Vote	Pat Roberts in Kansas City of Sleeping Dragons
1	1 Vote	New BioShock Infinite Trailer Is Perfect for Batman's Armor
1	1 Vote	How to Feel About the Blues: Impressions of Memes