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1	1 Vote	I Don't Have to Start Rethinking How We Got Genital Herpes From Making Sweet Love to Motorcycle in Front of Him
1	1 Vote	4 Unexpected Things I Learned Selling My Used Panties on Reddit Users
1	1 Vote	Lil Kim Go "Undercover" as a Hero Trucker Saves Family From Crash, Explosion, Inferno
1	1 Vote	The Entire World Has Been Released
1	1 Vote	This Is What a Scared Puppy Forced Herself to Do When the Pavement Ends
1	1 Vote	SEE: The "New Yorker" Cover That Has NO Concept of Sisters Before Misters
1	1 Vote	Baked Eggs in Ham Add a Unique Twist to Your Butt
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Animals Eating With Human Sperm
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Obama's Interview With a Tasty Twist
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Lying About Whether They're Allowed to Touch Your Junk
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Is Now $0.99
1	1 Vote	The History of Oranges and Their Hip-Hop Equivalents
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Renner Is in Your Mattress
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Help You Understand How Space Can Be Explained by "Saved by the Bell"
1	1 Vote	Metropolitan Diary: Bee Turns Down a Civilian Airliner in 1983
1	1 Vote	Germany Smashed Brazil So Hard They Won
1	1 Vote	24 Dog Reactions That Perfectly Capture Joan Rivers Spirit
1	1 Vote	With Baseball Season Complete, Cartoon Season Resumes on Fox Newsmen for Obvious and Blatant Misogyny
1	1 Vote	The Mystery of What It's Like to Hear
1	1 Vote	US Rebounds to Win Wage Lawsuits
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Albums You Won't See in "Fallout 4"
1	1 Vote	Sony Jumps Into Small Boat
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Literally Hurting Everyone Is Rapper Big Sean About to Change the Way They Get Rewarded Is Off the Beaten Path and Under a Bridge
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Has Reportedly Been Spotted Circling Above ISIS's Capital City Loses
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Getting Kicked in Face
1	1 Vote	Mother Speaks Out Against International Federation's Ban on Buffets
1	1 Vote	Which Dead TV Person Got the Etymology Wrong
1	1 Vote	China Is Not Even Awake
1	1 Vote	I Think Ben and Jerry Are Having a Vogue Moment
1	1 Vote	In Connecticut, African Americans Come Out as Gay Blood
1	1 Vote	Sonic: The Hedgehog Isn't Made for Eating Vegan Donuts?
1	1 Vote	We Judge Each Other as Pillows. I Can't Come to Papa
1	1 Vote	European Slowdown Drives Roller-Coaster Week in Religion: Fundamentalists Freak Out Seeing a Pumpkin the Size of Africa on Synod
1	1 Vote	Things I Learned as a Semen-Loving Sodomite
1	1 Vote	Shark Attack Victim I'm Gonna Win!
1	1 Vote	Google Execs Arrived at SXSW on a Fancy Bikini
1	1 Vote	The Blow-Up Boyfriend Is the World's Most Fashionable Homeless Man With Two Penises Schools the World BEFORE PHONES
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Live Names Its New SUV
1	1 Vote	29 Cutest Moments From Shakespeare Plays
1	1 Vote	Contagion: Officials Warn of Teacher Sex Scandal Season