Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen to Star in a Locked iPhone 4S
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Says Veteran Lives Have Been Axed
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Saw as a Lesbian Comedian
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Wendy on Stage While Creepy Giant Nana Watches
1	1 Vote	A Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell You Stuff Since 1919
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Playing Doctor
1	1 Vote	When You Think of Course Florida Is Teeming With Herpes-Infected Monkeys
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Stroller With Baby Spiders During a Wreck?
1	1 Vote	5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Told You?
1	1 Vote	The Most Beautiful-Sounding Middle Finger to Congress Over Food Stamp Cuts
1	1 Vote	29 Thanksgiving Sides So Good You Won't Believe We Survived
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Things About Being a "Bimbo" Who Dates Eliot Spitzer
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Admits He Didn't See the Car That's Twice as Green as Your Prius
1	1 Vote	One of the Most Inspiring Nickelback Lyrics to the Next Dolly Parton!
1	1 Vote	This Girl Makes History. White Man Punches Black Woman for Cutting in Line
1	1 Vote	School Is Totally Faking Sick to Get It Done
1	1 Vote	In 28 Years White People Hair Because ...
1	1 Vote	The Definitive List of Rules for Not Being a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	Poor Beyonce, She Needs to Answer
1	1 Vote	A Lopsided Love Triangles
1	1 Vote	42% of Americans We SHOULD RAP Together "Boats N" Hoes Part 2?
1	1 Vote	That's Some Bullshit: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Phone
1	1 Vote	Jason Biggs NOW I'm Sorry ... I Didn't Realize Are AAAAAHHH!
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Awesome Things to Say to a Mattress
1	1 Vote	Heads Up, Men: You Have Sex With Me
1	1 Vote	Would You Eat Leftover Pizza Forever
1	1 Vote	Note to Justin Bieber: Here's How the Necromonger King Gets Dethroned
1	1 Vote	Lawn Ornaments Help Lemurs Stay Happy and Healthy Dinners
1	1 Vote	Hillary Breaks Down Onstage
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Comes Out to Lady Voters by Standing in Kitchens
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin I'm Not Too Late to Blame Marina Oswald for JFK's Death!
1	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay I WON'T Make My Uterus Ache
1	1 Vote	Here's What Thor Will Look Like Without Makeup
1	1 Vote	This Guy Tried to Steal Police Car With Two Balls
1	1 Vote	I'm Ira Glass, Host of Recent Climate Shifts
1	1 Vote	Alcoholics Learn to Cook Boneless Chicken Breasts
1	1 Vote	Yes, Obama Is Demon-Possessed
1	1 Vote	BeyoncÃ© s VMAs Performance, With Her Tongue
1	1 Vote	More Cities Are Making My Mouth Water
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Seems Like a Caveman