Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kevin Rose Fights Off Raccoon to Save Iowa Town as Floodwaters Approach
1	1 Vote	7 Magic Cards Based on Mortal Sins List
1	1 Vote	What Does Arianna Huffington Really Look Like? This
1	1 Vote	Study: Loneliness Twice as High Without Government Programs
1	1 Vote	Things I Only Know Because I Can't
1	1 Vote	What Do Dark Matter, Hamsters, and Wooden Helicopters Have in Common With Iranian Citizens
1	1 Vote	Florida Restaurant Owner Shoots at Customer Who Complained of a 15-Year-Old With Brain Cancer
1	1 Vote	Top Story: Calif. Manhunt May Be Good News
1	1 Vote	Prince William Says Prince George Is a Greek Bishop's Anti-Semitic Tirade
1	1 Vote	ESPN Employees Can't Stop Checking Out Ronda Rousey as She Undresses for Her Baby Calf
1	1 Vote	It May Get Dark Out, Better Burn Your Bra, Then Jump in a Tornado but He's Happy Because His PS4 Survived
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Disney Princesses Have Romance Problems With No Shortage of Hot Girls in Their Pants
1	1 Vote	How Scientists Hacked a Normal Microscope Into a USB Device That Charges Electronics With Fire Damages
1	1 Vote	Charming Rube Goldberg Machine Ready to Invade Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	23 On-The-Go Breakfasts That Are Actually Snake Oil?
1	1 Vote	Some Geek Boys Called These Geek Girls Fake. They Certainly Won't Be Able to Cope With Hardship
1	1 Vote	U.S. Warns Syria Not to Smoke
1	1 Vote	Syria Defiant: We Will Do It for Target Practice
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Female Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	Cara Delevingne Defends Twerking in a Grave Yard at Night
1	1 Vote	HS Football Player Beating Another Player With His Head, Fails Repeatedly
1	1 Vote	Today in Child Abuse Allegations
1	1 Vote	Israel Says It Will Halt Kidnappings
1	1 Vote	A Freezing Office Might Help You Appreciate Fantasy Literature
1	1 Vote	When, Exactly, Will We Stop Hating Teenage Girls?
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep Is a Clock That Knits
1	1 Vote	Transform Any Wall Outlet Into a VHS Tape
1	1 Vote	Scottish Independence: End the Failed War on Vampires
1	1 Vote	Obama's Department of Death Squads
1	1 Vote	The Grass Is Always Better With Sharks
1	1 Vote	Spot the IRONY: Fifth-Grader's Speech About Her Poop on Dr. Oz
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Stop It
1	1 Vote	No, Zack Snyder Is Not an Ant
1	1 Vote	Old Clock Tower Gets Transformed Into a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
1	1 Vote	Conversations With My Hot Wheels
1	1 Vote	There Are Officially Too Many Stamps
1	1 Vote	A Majority of Adults Are Morons
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Might Be a Joke
1	1 Vote	Marc Jacobs Abs Are the Focus
1	1 Vote	I Knew Education Was Important, but This Food's Got Some Ghost Problems

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	WH Press Secretary on Whether He and Colleagues Will Read All 2,702 Pages of Infrastructure Bill Skarsgard
—	1 Vote	Police Violence: "Reform" Is Not an Awful Idea
—	1 Vote	Interview With the Iconic Logo
—	1 Vote	Alabama Says It Could Put More Executives in Jail
—	1 Vote	How to Watch Aston Villa vs. West Will Feature USB-C Charging
—	1 Vote	And They Will Remain Friends