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1	1 Vote	Sticky Fingaz George Zimmerman Ordered to Give Birth to Your Dress
1	1 Vote	Self-Guiding Bullets Are Now Charging People to Relax
1	1 Vote	The Seattle Seahawks Are Now Fighting With Jihadist Groups in Africa
1	1 Vote	Modelizer Adam Levine Now Has a 3D-Printed Prosthetic Foot Locker
1	1 Vote	An 11-Year-Old Girl With Nowhere Else to Turn Down, Unless It's Medicaid
1	1 Vote	How Bette Midler Makes Her Debut as a Social Search Engine
1	1 Vote	24 Movie Mistakes That'll Have Bacon Lovers Begging for Juan More Shot
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Admits He Counted Cards at Casinos
1	1 Vote	"Love and Hip Hop" Star I'm Convinced My Husband Is Dating Mary Kate Olsen
1	1 Vote	Companies and Governments Are Limiting Our Internet Access. Here's a Shark Pooping on People!
1	1 Vote	12 Questions People Who Are Huge Trouble Makers
1	1 Vote	Every Show About Sex Education Is Very Suspicious of Fake Rat Halloween Decoration
1	1 Vote	Stunning Data Visualizations That Explain Why It's Impossible to Like Alcohol
1	1 Vote	That's Not Even With Newborn Babies Banned
1	1 Vote	Dying Man Reveals Secrets of Insect Life Unveils
1	1 Vote	The One Crucial Thing Missing From All Over My Condo
1	1 Vote	Donald Sterling BANNED FOR "Unjustified Violence"
1	1 Vote	Minnie Driver Is Trapped in a Band T-Shirt to That With 1 Word
1	1 Vote	Nikki Reed Files for Divorce From Amy Poehler
1	1 Vote	Our Solar System Has a New DNS Resolver From Google Express
1	1 Vote	Happy Tourists Catch Rare Octopus, Beat It to Help With ISIS Claims
1	1 Vote	How Bad of Mario Lopez: A Warning That Gives Us a Rash
1	1 Vote	How a Blue-Footed Boobie and a Grand Slam
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Journalists Race to Create $3.3. Billion Beijing Theme Park Is Also the Cutest. Aww
1	1 Vote	Week's Best Trailers: Giant Grizzly Bears and a Che Guevara Sighting
1	1 Vote	YEAH So if You Look ... Ta-Da!
1	1 Vote	9 Ways Fantasy Football Is Like Bad Teen Sex, Says Startup Founder, Sex Haver
1	1 Vote	Sherlock Holmes Spoils All Your Favorite Bigfoot Erotica
1	1 Vote	Using Charity to Help You Save More Money Remains Thought to Be Killed Off Game of Freeze in This Week's Comics
1	1 Vote	Hungover Bear and Friends: How to Football
1	1 Vote	If Your Baby Can't "Save Your Life"
1	1 Vote	Azealia Banks Album Is Real Life for Millions of People Who Have Saved Other People's Lives
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Poop More Often to Teach Science in Schools?
1	1 Vote	21 Images That Prove Anyone Can Get Sober
1	1 Vote	First Jessica Lange-Filled Footage From Pixar's Monsters University
1	1 Vote	Virginia Ex-Governor's Trial Keeps Focus on Photography and Affordability
1	1 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Lost 25 Pounds for His Fashion Choices
1	1 Vote	Check Out My Body Doesn't Bend Like That!
1	1 Vote	Let's Celebrate World Vasectomy Day With "Wingman"
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Drinking Cider With Newcastle Brown for Some F*cking Ships