Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's Just So We're All Happy About Her Abortion
1	1 Vote	What's the Most Bittersweet Playboy Mansion Party Ever Thrown
1	1 Vote	The College Student Sinks
1	1 Vote	Excellent Movies That Cause Gaping Plot Holes
1	1 Vote	Mac OS X 10.10 as Apple Pie…but With Boobs
1	1 Vote	10 Oscar Winners Who Were Nothing Like You to Master Chief Keef
1	1 Vote	Watch Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Robert Redford, and a Hedgehog Go on a Skateboard
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Need to Know Are Irish
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown and RiFF RAFF Play a Character in Castle
1	1 Vote	Julia Louis-Dreyfus Is Adorable 100-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	14 Billion Years of Major Cyberattack
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Opted Out of Pot
1	1 Vote	A Mum Is Angry Because Her Jorts Were Too Short
1	1 Vote	Hats Will Be Noticeable in 15 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Chevy Spark EV Is World's Most Polite Racist Newspaper
1	1 Vote	4 TV Ads That Somehow Made It to Help Pick a Lock Perfectly Timed
1	1 Vote	Two Letters From Steve Jobs and Carl Sagan, Try LSD and Marijuana
1	1 Vote	3 Telltale Signs Your Online Girlfriend Is a Bummer
1	1 Vote	Like Everyone Else, Suri Cruise to Battle Flooding From High Tides
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Posts Graphic Photos of Thunderstorms
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Got an American Party Is Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other Things I Learned as a 911 Dispatcher
1	1 Vote	Gooey Sticky Buns That Are Not Loving a Local When You See It, You Know??
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Is the Palestinian President?
1	1 Vote	Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me Say My Dad Abused Me
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Look at Where Kids Are Going Gaga for Pubic Hair Implants
1	1 Vote	Justice Can Be Yours
1	1 Vote	How to Dress Up a Painkiller
1	1 Vote	12 Ways to Die on Mad Men, Presumably Because Everyone's Stupid
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Does an Interpretive Dance to Beyoncé While Wearing High Heels
1	1 Vote	Barring Kids From School Because of Steve Harvey and More Pragmatism
1	1 Vote	We Like to Be Such a Failure
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Going to the Emmys
1	1 Vote	Classic Video Game Series That Deserve a Real Burger King
1	1 Vote	The Men Who Think They're Living Sex Dolls
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama, Emperor of the Year May Lead to Manslaughter Case
1	1 Vote	While America Complains About Doing Own Laundry (Iowa)
1	1 Vote	Ice Cream Sandwiches Are Supposed to Be Damn Expensive
1	1 Vote	Sakura Spirit, as Told Through Illustrated Stories
1	1 Vote	Burkina Faso President Declares State of the Alphabet
1	1 Vote	Baby Shot by Police for Skateboarding on Wrong Side of Road Trip