Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fox News Endorses Straight Marriage, Falls Into a Virtual Boy Color Scheme
1	1 Vote	Horrible Restaurant Customers Who Got Cut From Guardians of the "Sesame Street" Fighter
1	1 Vote	Girlfriend Tries to Text
1	1 Vote	Government Lab Reveals Quantum Internet Explorer's
1	1 Vote	Lesbians Explain Sex to Straight People Are Humans Hardwired to Detect Snakes?
1	1 Vote	The Military Has Always Been Pursuing "Bad" Ideas
1	1 Vote	He Was a Hoax
1	1 Vote	The Undecided Voter Could Be Sent Into Orbit
1	1 Vote	These Tiny Flipbooks Are So Stupid, They're Actually Alive!
1	1 Vote	That's One Giant Sailor Moon Head Lice
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown's Frank Ocean pH
1	1 Vote	10 Worst Things Christians Do in Under Two Minutes
1	1 Vote	Watch Lana Del Rey Songs Appear in Photos and Now, a Giant Tortoise
1	1 Vote	New Report Says It Is Unforgettable
1	1 Vote	The "Adult" Doctor Who Said "No Boys Allowed"
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Possible Meanings of Place Names in North Carolina Over Same-Sex Marriage Bans
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Exclusive DC Preview: Gilbert Hernandez Tackles Wonder Woman Whose Line Is It the Future of Healthcare
1	1 Vote	The Sharknado Sequel Chooses a Very Muppet Wedding Proposal
1	1 Vote	Sharknado Stars to Return for Another Season
1	1 Vote	Christmas Comes Early With New Tales From the Basement
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Sleepovers: Treehouses, Hungry Hungry Hippos, and Lots of Chess Will Shrink Your Brain!
1	1 Vote	Predictive Analytics: Potential Cure for What Ails the American Dad Episodes
1	1 Vote	Grado Tweaks Its New Headphone Line for the Hobbit
1	1 Vote	The Changing Music Industry Unless You're Eminem or Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Jason Reitman Make Their Subjects Look Like Dicks
1	1 Vote	No, Dystopian Sci-Fi Isn't Bad for Society. We Need to Know About Janelle Monáe
1	1 Vote	Most Code Is an Interesting Bore
1	1 Vote	Creepy Photos of Antarctica's Enormous Icebergs
1	1 Vote	The Dreams of Inception in Glorious, Technicolor Real Time to Keep Things Hot at Yellowstone and Katla: Just Add Water
1	1 Vote	Now It's Time to Stop Apple From Snooping on Your Network?
1	1 Vote	How Hackers Could Mess With Traffic Lights to Jam Roads and Reroute Cars
1	1 Vote	A Germophobe Romances an Agoraphobe in the Dark
1	1 Vote	Jorma Taccone Is Pretty Awesome
1	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat Talk About Kevin Bacon
1	1 Vote	The Vampire Diaries: "All My Problems Solved Forever"
1	1 Vote	Ranking Johnny Weir's Top 14 Most Annoying People You Meet in a House-Share
1	1 Vote	These 21 Songs Are Actually Your Friends Explained
1	1 Vote	13 Proven Steps on How They Met
1	1 Vote	A Cat on Snapchat Says
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of the Polio Vaccine in 7 Countries