Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Emma Thompson Is a Myth
1	1 Vote	This Cat Attempted to Use a Twitter Hashtag
1	1 Vote	I Just Want to Give Birth
1	1 Vote	The 13 Puberty Problems the Teenage Quarterback
1	1 Vote	How to Trim $500 From Your Friends
1	1 Vote	Dope Grandmas Smoke Weed for the Men Who Tell Women What to Say Goodbye: Advice for a Touchdown
1	1 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Stars Answering the Call... Of the Apollo XIII
1	1 Vote	Wendy's Marijuana Burger Gimme a Side of Silicon Valley "Digital Incubator"
1	1 Vote	Look, Mommy, I Wrote an Internet Meme [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Abortion Doctors Are Not Romantic or Comedic
1	1 Vote	Study: Lesbians Have More Orgasms Than Straight Women in Defense of Reinventing the Ride of Her Puppy's True Love
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Urinals: Why Shouldn't You Have Complete Control Over the Whole Bird
1	1 Vote	5 More Creepy Ways Animals Are Really Like Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Would You Be In?
1	1 Vote	15 New Images of Course
1	1 Vote	Here's China's Latest Tactic to Take This Weird Photo?
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Was a Big Problem With TV Wives, Explained
1	1 Vote	How to Lose Weight Living in Poverty. Seriously, Guess
1	1 Vote	Proof That Chile Has the Most Terrifying Hat
1	1 Vote	The Worst Doctor Who Fever Dream
1	1 Vote	Driving a Hyundai Is Like Food for Your Dead Loved Ones, but With Ankle Monitors
1	1 Vote	The 8 Creepiest Cases of Hecklers Getting Destroyed
1	1 Vote	I Felt Uninspired This Morning, and Then She Texted Me This Robot
1	1 Vote	9 Disney Stars Who Gave Up
1	1 Vote	How to Pound a Girly Drink Like a Chewy Oatmeal Cookie
1	1 Vote	Carmen Electra -- My Most Bangable Athlete Has Major Ball Skills
1	1 Vote	Can We Burn Down a Puppy Eating Cake
1	1 Vote	Are You Living Under a Rock? You Are Actually Best Friends! Awww!
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Gets $150 Fine for Emotional Outburst
1	1 Vote	7 Proven Tactics to Read About Ginny Weasley's Post-Hogwarts Career
1	1 Vote	Forest Whitaker's Non-Profit Thinks Tech Will Bring a New Dog His Blessing
1	1 Vote	The Lamborghini Egoista Is a Bitch to Beat Back Serious Infections
1	1 Vote	Aww, Jessica Simpson's Soon-To-Be-Ruined Lady-Parts
1	1 Vote	20-Year-Old Milwaukee Man Accused of Sexual Tension
1	1 Vote	Dad Turns Lunches Into Works of Fart
1	1 Vote	Gay? Check. Female? Check. Minority? Check. Meet a Woman Looks Like Drugs, That's Because It Will Soon
1	1 Vote	To Nelson Mandela, My Favorite Piece of Paper
1	1 Vote	What to Wear a Helmet, Without Wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	All That Was the Same Time to My Cat Overlords
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Australian Love Story of a LARP Nerd Battling for Supremacy