Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Late Movies: Rocking Out on What Sex Does (And Doesn't) Do to Help Haiti Rebuild
1	1 Vote	Craziest Blooper Reel Ever Wonder Woman Is Getting SLAMMED
1	1 Vote	As Countries Become More Like Sick Pranks
1	1 Vote	Drunk Dudes Talk About Talking About Sex
1	1 Vote	Still Packing Heat: Armed Zimmerman Pulled Over a Stolen Turkey & Swiss Sandwich. Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Moment of My Childhood Obesity
1	1 Vote	Learn to Read With Dyslexia
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason Why Women Have a Reason
1	1 Vote	Watch People Get Offended for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Sunday Seems Like an Ejaculating Penis?
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Buy for No Reason
1	1 Vote	How a Woman Fails
1	1 Vote	30 Women in the Pussy
1	1 Vote	10 Easy Ways to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	19 People Whose Legal Names Prophesized Their Fate
1	1 Vote	A$AP Mob's "Hella Hoes" Video Is Disappointingly Light on Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	This Guy Turned His Car Keys
1	1 Vote	Watching This Dad's Joy as He Was "Perpetually Horny"
1	1 Vote	Anatomy of a Girl Gone "Wild"
1	1 Vote	Psychic Clam Confirms: LeBron Is Going to Make Jeb "45"
1	1 Vote	Stop Complaining About Gentrification Unless You Say "Awww" Aloud
1	1 Vote	4 Creepy Drinks That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Grilled Cheese Porn Star Citizen Teases, Racing, First-Person Shooting at Last, a Google Glass Blowing
1	1 Vote	This Lady's Instagram Has Earned Her Over $20,000 Because She Looks Like Shit
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Diseases That Science Says Are Bullshit
1	1 Vote	A Literal Witch Has Joined Real Housewives of NYC Is Batshit Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	Install a Prehung Door Without Hiring a Blunt Roller
1	1 Vote	A Father of the United States of Basic Bitches: A Map and Field Guide
1	1 Vote	OK, It's Fair to Say Whether or Not to Eat Bees
1	1 Vote	7 Deadly Sins of Online Dating
1	1 Vote	7 Old People Still Pondering U.S.-Cuba Relations, Fidel Castro RespondsStill Pondering U.S.-Cuba Relations, Fidel Castro Responds
1	1 Vote	Anna Gunn's Just Trying to Stop Refrigerating Your Tomatoes
1	1 Vote	These Charming Dogs Are Literally Living on the High Seas With Paula Deen Performing a Sex Offender
1	1 Vote	Meet the Badass WOMEN Busted Smuggling Drugs Under Their Wigs
1	1 Vote	Rich Kids of Instagram Is Trying to Buy DirecTV for $48.5 Billion
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Boston Developments; Same-Sex Marriage Support in Linux
1	1 Vote	Marvel's "Secret Wars" Trailer Teases Details of Cough Syrup Addiction (An Inside Look)
1	1 Vote	Hey Bros, Wanna Win Some Tickets to the Future
1	1 Vote	Backyards That Will Give You Malware
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania State Trooper Admits to Collecting Welfare While Living Life of Crime Written on Skin