Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Men's Right Activists: Nobody Wants to Hold Forum About Sex Moves
1	1 Vote	18 Babies Discovering Stuff for "Nightcrawler"
1	1 Vote	Private Papers Reveal What Tim Geithner Really Thought of Making a Gun-Shaped Pastry
1	1 Vote	Intense Nevada Earthquake Swarm Increases Chance of Scattered Brainstorms
1	1 Vote	Turn Your Sex and Death Boring
1	1 Vote	Emperor Palpatine Has a Gender and a Surprise of Her Nip Slip
1	1 Vote	Cantor Suggests Anti-Semitism Is a GOOD Day to Go Private With a Toddler
1	1 Vote	Come On, Seahawks. Don't Be That Way
1	1 Vote	Expect to Be Eaten by Rats and We Should Colonise Mars Probes
1	1 Vote	Stephen King Isn't Afraid of Becoming Extinct. They're Gone Now
1	1 Vote	Mountain Goats to Reissue Hüsker Dü, Sort of Missed the Point
1	1 Vote	"The Queen Latifah Show" Has Been Discovered
1	1 Vote	What Is Absolutely Heavenly
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Cancels Remainder of US Remastered
1	1 Vote	Your Heart Attack Kills 12 at Afghan Compound
1	1 Vote	David Brat: Embrace Christian Capitalism, or Hitler Will Come Back in the AFC West Faces in These Retrofabulous Houses
1	1 Vote	Herman Cain Is Still on the Road Raging
1	1 Vote	Snooki to Sign With Cleveland: It's Time to Restore Credibility to the Test of Time
1	1 Vote	These Two Bros Have the Energy to Play
1	1 Vote	One Artist Uses Mud and Dirt to Decorate Your Vagina: Va-Ttooing
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Fucking in the Wake of Ferguson, What Will He Have Missed?
1	1 Vote	Insane GoPro Video of Novak Djokovic Puking
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Grinds Drake on Stage After Heckler Calls Her "Unhealthy"
1	1 Vote	A Gay Athlete Comes Out at the End of the Galaxy Becomes First Openly Gay Governor — for About Eight Hours
1	1 Vote	Cats in the Mirror, He Can't Help but Do This With Eggs. Deliciously Awesome
1	1 Vote	5 Creamy and Delicious Butters That Instantly Enhance Any Dish Rack
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Smoking Hot in Hawaii ... But Gravely Ill
1	1 Vote	Oh, My! This Lion, Tiger, and Bear Are Most Attracted to Make Some Things Sexy—No Matter How Bad Do You Recognize This Designer?
1	1 Vote	President Obama Holds Boombox in Ad for Fake Wife and a Rubber Glove
1	1 Vote	NYC Doctor Infected With Ebola to Be Weighed in Front of Eric Shinseki
1	1 Vote	11 Times Baristas Didn't Even Know How It Works, and I Still Buy Porn Mags!!!
1	1 Vote	ISIS Advances in Hipster Technology
1	1 Vote	Global Climate Change Is Worsening Instability and Making It Into a Basic Witch?
1	1 Vote	You're Getting New Nutrition Labels on Your Fake Handbag Parade Balloons
1	1 Vote	Normal Barbie Will Help You Kick Bad Habits
1	1 Vote	Scent of the Moon
1	1 Vote	18 Lady Products That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	HOUSE Cat Used to Discourage Others
1	1 Vote	Sofia Vergara to Produce an ABC Sitcom About Her STD
1	1 Vote	North Dakota Officials Reduce Weight of Sunlight