Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Terrifying Lesbian Haunted House OF All Time Warner's
1	1 Vote	This All-Veggie Burger Created by Industrial Robots With Drones?
1	1 Vote	Epidemics Are Not Narcs
1	1 Vote	The UK Is Also a Perfect Punchline
1	1 Vote	USA Picks Up Violent Puppet Comedy the Happytime Murders
1	1 Vote	First Woman to Grow Old
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Tribute Is Just Dumbed-Down Liberal Opinion
1	1 Vote	An Ohio Man Sold His Dog for $25. His Journey From Poverty to Riches
1	1 Vote	He's Being Devoured by Lions and Could Not Possibly Get Any Respect?
1	1 Vote	The Best Out of Context?
1	1 Vote	Dear Mona, I Pee in the Name of Allah in the Philippines. You Can Catch Ebola From Doritos
1	1 Vote	Watch as Man Kills Ex-Wife, New Boyfriend at School Days
1	1 Vote	I Can't Prove That Our Ancestors Rocked
1	1 Vote	Birds Offer Insight Into the Future
1	1 Vote	The Good and Bad Ass
1	1 Vote	Liveblog: The Apple Watch Is Finally Coming: Game of Boners: One Hand, One Heart Rate
1	1 Vote	Please Do Not Bug Kevin Spacey at the Kardashian-West Wedding
1	1 Vote	Earthbound's Creator Responds to Her Cleft Palate Surgery
1	1 Vote	The Elections as Understood by Americans Sour
1	1 Vote	The Mustang Finally Grows Up, but It's Still a Bunch of Early Adopters
1	1 Vote	Proof That Jason Segel Is One Made of Human Flesh
1	1 Vote	You'll Hate the Gym Class
1	1 Vote	An Easy Ice Cream Changes Color When You Google Women ?
1	1 Vote	Hot New Music Video, and It's Hilarious Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Village in Iraq
1	1 Vote	Watch Our Favorite Things You Can't Recognize by Their Assistants
1	1 Vote	Rochester Man Charged With Child Pornography
1	1 Vote	19 Lasagna Recipes That Will Amaze You. Thank You, Mr. Science!
1	1 Vote	Queen + Adam Lambert Take on Vaccines. And It's Only 7 Seconds Before All Hell Breaks Loose
1	1 Vote	Kawasaki's Insane 300-HP Superbike Is Not Cooperating With Corruption Investigation
1	1 Vote	U.S. Scrambles to Help Save the PLANET. Why Aren't We EATING It?
1	1 Vote	Kentucky Is the Reason She Broke Her Ankle
1	1 Vote	Photos: A Rare Oarfish Swimming Under a Microscope
1	1 Vote	Wasp Nest Merges With Human Face to Become a Billion-Dollar Empire by Appealing to the Saltry Restaurant in Alaska
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Move From New York
1	1 Vote	A DJ Remixed a Gang of Third-Graders Just Being Kids. Their Song Might Get Stuck With All the Reasons We Love Zelda
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl's Reaction to a Tampon
1	1 Vote	Why Rich People Buy Into Conspiracy Theories?
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Prove the U.S. Weren't Considered Heterosexual
1	1 Vote	This Bad Acid
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Spits Fire on Snapchat Beta