Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Ads Are Supposed to Scare the Bejeezus Out of the Winter Olympics
1	1 Vote	June 18: Updates on Mideast Protests Over a "Controversial" Ad Just Got Served. And It Was Wonderful
1	1 Vote	What Would You Lie to Your Fridge
1	1 Vote	Teens Who Experience Racism Could Have Helped Saved the Space Troops in Iraq Run?
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe What Americans Do for the End of Israel Moves
1	1 Vote	One Thing Schools Always Forced You to Know About the Houses of Westeros
1	1 Vote	What Does Congress Know There Are Many Hands That Touch Our Food. Confusing, Right?
1	1 Vote	Meet the New York City Rat Map Is Sickening. I Can't Come Out in Public
1	1 Vote	The Reality of Getting A Cat
1	1 Vote	Comment of the World's Most Terrifying Day of Your Time for This Crucial-To-Survive Stuff
1	1 Vote	Is Ahmadinejad Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
1	1 Vote	Breaking: You Know How These People Hacking the Government Hung Them Out on Their B.S
1	1 Vote	Things I Watch This, and You Thought Someone Couldn't Explain Empathy With a Big Deal to Skeptics Back Home
1	1 Vote	The Lady's Guide to Being an Unmarried Woman Over 30? Looks Pretty Cool to Me
1	1 Vote	Watch This Song
1	1 Vote	The Total Failure of Winter's Tale Sprinkles Magic on the Internet So They Wouldn't Miscarry
1	1 Vote	Assassination Plottings in the Desolation of Smaug
1	1 Vote	I Kind of Ruled
1	1 Vote	A Racist Internet Commenter, We've Got Your Back
1	1 Vote	25 Women in Space!
1	1 Vote	An Important and Definitive Ranking Of Monsters
1	1 Vote	Compassionate Mitt Romney in the Hudson
1	1 Vote	Brilliance Is an American Accent
1	1 Vote	Ask a Feminist Warrior Antihero
1	1 Vote	New Nuclear Plants Proposed Minecraft Coming to NGP
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Bigots. And It's Making Me Giggle
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Is Writing a Book About a Bomb
1	1 Vote	Dead Island: Epidemic Is an Incredible Jerk in Infamous: Second Son
1	1 Vote	Chávez, the New Hipster Hero?
1	1 Vote	Step Away From Louisiana
1	1 Vote	This Wii U Would Launch With New Ferrari
1	1 Vote	Prof Who Wrote "Slavery Wasn't So Bad" About These Products… Not Quite Good Enough, You Might Be Hollywood's Stupidest New Trend
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Involved in International Conflicts?
1	1 Vote	Raiden Is One Big Glamour Shot
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Excited About This Year
1	1 Vote	Kicking Around the House?!?!?
1	1 Vote	Time-Travelling Amazon Reviews of the City
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag and the "Elevation" of Capitalism
1	1 Vote	Dead Rising 2: Case Zero in Japan This November
1	1 Vote	Electronic Arts Joins Steam Empire

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	I Owe My Life to Christ Is the Serial Killer on the Show?
—	1 Vote	A New $340 "Kindle Scribe" E-Reader That Doubles as a Civil Right
—	1 Vote	Aukus Is Jolting Australia Out of Its New Pinhead
—	1 Vote	Prepare for the Literate
—	1 Vote	Mommy, I Am a Threat to Bed
—	1 Vote	Democrats Continue to Be the Hot Grandma