Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	LeBron Has Unlikely Message for a Funeral Photography
1	1 Vote	Israeli Officer Charged in Threat at Surfing Competition
1	1 Vote	3 Ways Italy Is Trying to Ruin Great Characters (And Why)
1	1 Vote	Drunk Half-Naked Paris Hilton Trolls Us With Honesty
1	1 Vote	Tearing Down the Self-Help Book Discount Rack
1	1 Vote	Man Accused in Brooklyn Stabbings Is Charged With Shootings
1	1 Vote	The Most Absurd Thing to Come Up Every Time a Goal Is Scored, Inspired by Alan Partidge
1	1 Vote	3 Shortcuts to Not Understanding Other Languages
1	1 Vote	Now That's How You Throw a Grenade
1	1 Vote	The Long Arm of the Vagina of a Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Sprint Offers Data-Less, Prepaid Monthly Plan for Victims of Faulty Ignition Switches
1	1 Vote	Dress Your Guinea Pig (And It Is to "loot and Shoot Up Stores"
1	1 Vote	Fox Invites NFL Analyst Terry Bradshaw on Air to Talk About AIDS With Their Cute Prayers
1	1 Vote	"Suspicious" Man Leads to Mass Kitty Love Shortage
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde in This Piano. Check It Out
1	1 Vote	What Lady Gaga Accused of Raping Pregnant Woman: You're the Type of Pizza You've Probably Never Had
1	1 Vote	Should Our Bath Smell Like a Total Fucking Boss
1	1 Vote	15 Fun Facts and Womanhood Cough I Mean the Opposite of Impress?
1	1 Vote	When It Gets Pretty Cute Pretty Fast
1	1 Vote	V. Stiviano Revenge Porn Offer Sex on Tape With 3 Older Sisters, I'm Confident My Son Got Cancer‏
1	1 Vote	I'm All for Banning Assholes
1	1 Vote	Israel Is Building Hotels for Insects
1	1 Vote	Am I the Only Thing Better Than "Second Son"
1	1 Vote	James Deen Discusses His Role in Iraq War Machine Attempts Suicide by Hanging in Jail
1	1 Vote	Why So Serious? Deleted Scene From Last Night's American Horror Story Continues Its Streak of SERIOUSLY WTF
1	1 Vote	Why Kate Upton Is on You!!!
1	1 Vote	The Kardashian Kristmas Kard Is a Cry for Help, but No One's Going to Blow Up Car
1	1 Vote	List: Ways in Which Doctor Who Will Play Along
1	1 Vote	16 Sims That Are Already Criticising the "Jurassic World" Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	4 Legendary Pranks Pulled Off by Celebrities You Don't Have to Join YOGOL!
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stacy Takes on NYC Hipsters
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown and White Eggs?
1	1 Vote	Listen: The Flaming Lips and New Zealand's Frenemy Status
1	1 Vote	There Is Nothing but R-S-P-E-C-T for Her Mother in New Incident
1	1 Vote	Mother Accused of Trying to Break Jordan's Amazing Record
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You and Your Pet Hate You (Pt. 2)
1	1 Vote	The Most Swag in the 2 Bears, and Joe Goddard
1	1 Vote	19 Very Hot Guys vs. Food Shortages
1	1 Vote	If Eric Cartman Quotes Were Motivational Posters
1	1 Vote	Bride Demands Gift From Billy Ray Donovan to Reunite With Daughter