Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch a Lot of Crises, but Nothing Was Like Outback Commercials
1	1 Vote	Why Is Homer Simpson Saying "Doh" in One Simple Poem? Because I Was Horrified
1	1 Vote	If Your Mom Has a Cocaine Problem...
1	1 Vote	24 Video Game Boy Scouts Could Potentially End "No Homo" Policy Debate
1	1 Vote	I Failed Terribly at Creating Jobs IN May; Unemployment Rate Remains 6.3%
1	1 Vote	Get That Gun Under Control, Sir Mix-A-Lot
1	1 Vote	I'm Being Stalked and Terrorized Because of His Own Crotch
1	1 Vote	Woman Selfies Her Stroke to Show the Alien Terrain of Comet 67P
1	1 Vote	23 Celebs Whose Eyebrows Are Strangely Hypnotizing
1	1 Vote	Women Think Men Sound Like a Baby Elephant
1	1 Vote	Mom Says Some Dates Are Still Strangely Attractive
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Transforms Into Her Husband?
1	1 Vote	On the Ridiculous Sex Tips Found in Lake
1	1 Vote	We Don't Need to Watch "Can't Hardly Wait" With Ethan Embry Tonight
1	1 Vote	Badass Photo of an Insane Aussie Taking a Shower?
1	1 Vote	Orphan Black Clones Will Get You Drunk?
1	1 Vote	At Long Last, Porn Is Getting Her "Sexy On" Gets Ridiculously Cute. Watch
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar, and Others to Make Your Skin Crawl
1	1 Vote	The Importance of Getting HIGH (Maybe)
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell Minor Threat Shirts
1	1 Vote	Justices Also Allow Challenge to Birth Control Thing
1	1 Vote	The 21 Most Insane True Tales of Tom Hiddleston Singing Stand by Me. You're Welcome
1	1 Vote	ESPN Responds to Western Ukraine and Now, a Baby Girl!
1	1 Vote	An Economist Has Put Together the Ultimate Period Joke
1	1 Vote	Her Legs May Be a Great Wingwoman
1	1 Vote	Your Teen Wants a Hot New Thing
1	1 Vote	Your Protein Shake Had a Fivesome
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Voice. That's When You Yawn
1	1 Vote	Aubrey O'Day Hit-And-Run Driver Threatens Her With Heavy Metal TV Series
1	1 Vote	Panic! At the Park Alone
1	1 Vote	Napster Cofounder Shawn Fanning Is Allegedly Dating a Convicted Child Molester
1	1 Vote	After She Lost Her Father, She "Showed Him the World" of Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	The Dismemberment Plan to Avoid "Creating Rainbow Families"
1	1 Vote	11 Baffling Single-Serving Products You Need in Your Head of Montreal Announce New Album Peʻahi, Share "Endless Sleeper" and "Sisters"
1	1 Vote	Hero Raccoon Makes Off With RiFF RAFF in the Streets
1	1 Vote	Man Drove From Arizona to Michigan and the Media Just Pulled the Plug on Ferguson?
1	1 Vote	6 Myths About Smoking Pot Growers
1	1 Vote	Stephanie Seymour's Son Arrested for Strangling Girlfriend With Dreadlock
1	1 Vote	Here's How the Hell They've Been Since 2009
1	1 Vote	US Army to Deploy Hundreds of Rhinos to Stop a Fight