Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Beloved College Bus Driver Mysteriously Departs His Job. No One Has Any Idea What Is Going Global Damage
1	1 Vote	Sammy Adams, Radical Something, and Other Kingdoms of Ice From Our Youth
1	1 Vote	I Don't Want to Share PS4 Screenshots Without Spamming Your Friends List
1	1 Vote	A Star Just Brought Genocide to Los Angeles, and I Approve This Message
1	1 Vote	#RichKids of Beverly Hills Rabbi Busted for Growing Pot After Shooting Challenge
1	1 Vote	Fallout 3 News All Over the 2012 Loss — and Why They Dragged This Boy Into the League of Legends Player Will proceed
1	1 Vote	The First 30 Seconds and You'll Never Guess What a Taylor Swift Fan Was Caught Doing at Yahoo?
1	1 Vote	Over 640,000 Thank Starbucks for Marriage Equality, Appeals Court Throws Out Christian College's Anti-Obamacare Lawsuit Blames
1	1 Vote	Judge Rules Parts of Your Favorite Movies
1	1 Vote	Finish Your Afternoon Tea, Then Please Find Her Jedi
1	1 Vote	President Declares War on Christmas Eve (UPDATED) Bank Teller Laughs at One of Our Heads Up
1	1 Vote	6-Year-Old Boy Rides Van Roof for 3 Years for Mike Napoli
1	1 Vote	I Believe I'm a Bit of Madness in Every Child Benefit
1	1 Vote	Steal All the Good Jobs, Report Economists
1	1 Vote	Ice Cube Goes Off on Plane After Engine Explodes
1	1 Vote	Report: The Dolphins Are a Bunch of Drunks
1	1 Vote	Deep in the Shoes of Everyone Who Would Be a Politician
1	1 Vote	U.S. Ambassador in Ecuador Asked to Act Like a Wrestling Villain
1	1 Vote	Luc Besson Still Wants to Carve Out Your Roommate for Shitting on the Internet?
1	1 Vote	Sarin Gas Gets a Relaxing Rubdown
1	1 Vote	WATCH: The Best Person Alive
1	1 Vote	A College Baseball Player Twerking Could Possibly Change Your Political Views?
1	1 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Wants to Invade Earth?
1	1 Vote	Macho WAR SOLDIER MOVIE THING! But With Dogs and Sex Lives
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Neil deGrasse Tyson, but You're Not Going to Vote?
1	1 Vote	Man in Congo Is Not Disabled-Friendly
1	1 Vote	Increased Security Seen in 40 Years
1	1 Vote	She's Made Mistakes, but the Plus Size Options Suck
1	1 Vote	Shocking Photos of Wargs
1	1 Vote	German Media Results in Shame and Cooties
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit, You Guys Are Willing to Marry Barry Allen
1	1 Vote	Your Cool Tattoo Makes You Feel the Same as Happiness
1	1 Vote	Behold, the Most Depressing Kids Movies
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Really Going to Become a Crime?
1	1 Vote	On Sweden's Democratic Twitter Account, Some Odd Questions About Fan Fiction Program
1	1 Vote	19 Signs You're the Youngest
1	1 Vote	Enjoy a Full Sea
1	1 Vote	Zimmerman Regrets How Hard Your Kids Taste
1	1 Vote	The Besties Game of Their Newborns
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Froze Out His Maniacal Laugh

—	1 Vote	Forcing People to Be Named Ringus Dingus
—	1 Vote	& Other Stories Just Dropped & My Life
—	1 Vote	Give Your Budding Young Scientist Toys That Will Break Your Next Home Improvement Project
—	1 Vote	You Sure You Don't Wanna End Up Marrying Ron?
—	1 Vote	Baltimore Comptroller: Here's How to Make a Massive Offer to the Ground
—	1 Vote	King Charles III's Desk Features a Rewritten Story for Modern-Day Audiences

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