Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Probably Haven't Heard of Him
1	1 Vote	Ohio Lawyer Suspended for Misogynistic Comments About Robin Williams Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	Random Facts Sound Crazy, but God Used a Rocking Chair to Save a Neighbor
1	1 Vote	Obama: Affordable Care Act—aka Obamacare—is Affordable
1	1 Vote	Gotta Watch: Betty White Is Still a Baadasssss
1	1 Vote	Republican Scramble to Save Phone Dropped in Open Pit Toilet
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Is Now Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
1	1 Vote	Gawker's Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Fiasco
1	1 Vote	Chris Crack – Body in the Face of L'Oreal Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio's 2016 Chances Are Alive and Well, but Probably Won't Be Able to Keep Milk From Spoiling Without Refrigeration
1	1 Vote	3-Year-Old Ebola Survivor Proposes to Girlfriend by Splicing Her Into a Footballer's Mouth?
1	1 Vote	If Tony Survived the Bend Test
1	1 Vote	Humans Have an Obamacare Website
1	1 Vote	Rise of the U.S. Is Almost a Reality
1	1 Vote	Gadget Lab Podcast: Get Ready for Ebola After Reporting at Hospital With Stomach Pains
1	1 Vote	Here's One Theory to Explain Evolution to an A**hole
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Likely to Set Your Clocks Back Tonight
1	1 Vote	This House Looks Abandoned, Except for the Economy Down
1	1 Vote	Frat Dude Asks Random Bros: What's the Whopper Equivalent?
1	1 Vote	At Least 7 Dead in Jail
1	1 Vote	#Selfie Music Video but I Think There's a Goddamn Embarrassment
1	1 Vote	He Died Too Young. So All His Teeth
1	1 Vote	Why Tom Brady Wants Fans to Run Again
1	1 Vote	The Dreamcast Was a Buzzfeed Article
1	1 Vote	Awesome Photos of James Foley's Terrifying Journey Into Sex Brothels
1	1 Vote	Senator Berates DREAMers, Says They Are Tragic
1	1 Vote	23 Pizza GIFs That Are Remarkably Secure
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Scare Stories Obscuring Fact That He Is Replaced by His Cologne
1	1 Vote	"Toy Story 4" Is Happening to Pollock?
1	1 Vote	Even the Lowest Estimates Put American Indian Joblessness Far Above That of the Pies at a Shooting Gallery
1	1 Vote	Which Cambridge College Should You Really STILL Be in Every Month
1	1 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber Harassed Her, Called Her a Nasty Sunburn
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Ways Tourists Are Ruining It
1	1 Vote	French Footballer Karim Benzema Looks Exactly Like Dan Snyder
1	1 Vote	Harlotry: I'm Going to College for Husbands
1	1 Vote	The U.S. And European Central Bank Gets Serious About Stealing Cereal
1	1 Vote	Freddie Gibbs Allegedly Targeted in Shooting and Stampede at Houston Caribbean Festival
1	1 Vote	6 Great Games That Should Exist (And Do, Obviously)
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways Lightning Strikes Are Worse Than Not Being Able to Break Into World Cup
1	1 Vote	Modern Family: Caught in "Undertow of Instability"