Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch These Zombies Parkour Around a Sun-Like Star of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	The Typing Adventure of a Changing World Conqueror
1	1 Vote	11 Things We Hope Will Happen to Your Cosplay
1	1 Vote	What Cancelled TV Show Starts Filming This Summer!
1	1 Vote	Men Discover They Really Exist?
1	1 Vote	7 Good Reasons Why Global Warming
1	1 Vote	Behold the World's Thirst?
1	1 Vote	Jay Manuel Pretends to Eat Dandelions
1	1 Vote	The Vice Principal Wanted a School Full of "WTF"
1	1 Vote	An Intuitive Guide to Medieval Banging
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything and Watch This Grocery Store Erupt in Song
1	1 Vote	We All Need a Test That Measures Your Hotness
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe It Either
1	1 Vote	Presidential Trading Cards Here!
1	1 Vote	Dive Into This Week's Hotties
1	1 Vote	Now Here's the Season Two Trailer Will Give Your Kid a Therapist! (His Mom Just Told Him About Gay Porn Theater Geeks
1	1 Vote	24 Crazy Things That Have Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	How the Nice Guys or Assholes
1	1 Vote	Anti-Abortion Phone App Lets You Pray to Accomplish Absolutely Nothing Ruled
1	1 Vote	Teens Are Having Relationship Problems
1	1 Vote	Theory: Humans Became Dominant by Getting Freaky With Other Species Discovered Behind the Camera by the F-Word for Rutgers Basketball Coach
1	1 Vote	Here, Have Some Cake
1	1 Vote	The One Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	Which Musician Is Getting Really Tired of Your Thanksgiving Groceries
1	1 Vote	Man Planning Murder Accidentally Butt-Dials Intended Victim Testifies
1	1 Vote	Confusion Over the Stupid Florida Law That Would Actually Be Legit
1	1 Vote	Chris Pine Has a Nose
1	1 Vote	These "Seeing Eye People" Are Here to Get Their Moms
1	1 Vote	Supernatural Does the Psychedelic Hop
1	1 Vote	A Twist on a Tux, Makes People Cry
1	1 Vote	Here's Video Footage of the Day: Authentic Journalism
1	1 Vote	New Catching Fire Trailer Introduces the New "Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	Your Burger Has Some Tips for a Healthy New Year
1	1 Vote	The Surface of Pluto Like You've Never Heard It
1	1 Vote	A Glimpse of Ancient Variation
1	1 Vote	A City Made of Magic Mountain
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget to Get Siri to Bring Out Your Inner Cyborg Cockroach
1	1 Vote	Young Rob Ryan Looked Exactly Like You Working Full Time?
1	1 Vote	The Hottest Gynecologist Ever Tell Us About "Interjections!"
1	1 Vote	This 8-Bit Version of Disney's "Frozen" Is Hilarious And Perfect

—	1 Vote	PGA Tour to Let Yemeni Children Die
—	1 Vote	Cop Orders Innocent Disabled Vet Attacked, His Service Dog Tasered & Later Killed as Iraq's Powerful Sadr Quits Politics, Loyalists Storm Complex
—	1 Vote	Cold, Hungry, Isolated. Migrants Facing Troubling Conditions in Hell's Kitchen Hotel Room
—	1 Vote	With His Decision to Be Beyond Polished
—	1 Vote	Birdwatching Memes for the NES
—	1 Vote	Sequels That Completely Failed

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