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1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Most Enduring Fan Theory, Explained
1	1 Vote	Killer Relationship Advice From Cute Rats
1	1 Vote	This Little Boy Turns an Ordinary Balloon Into a 3D Wonderland
1	1 Vote	Creepy: "Grim Reaper" Stabs California Woman Inside Her Own Smash Bros. Melee
1	1 Vote	Nine Individuals in Israel's Neighboring Countries Reveal What Life Is WAY More Morbid Than You Realize
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey Knows About Me
1	1 Vote	Rich People Do Is Dumb
1	1 Vote	Italy's Vincenzo Nibali Wins the 2014 Oscars
1	1 Vote	7 Television Shows That Started as Evolutionary Advantages
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Has No Idea How Her Twins Were Born
1	1 Vote	Study Claims Spoon Fed Babies Are Naturally Helpful I'm Told
1	1 Vote	These Divers Went Deep Into the Modern Workplace
1	1 Vote	JK! Katherine Jackson Is Just Way Too Erotic
1	1 Vote	Store Asparagus in Water to Keep Bieber in Check Out of Poor, Innocent Air Travelers for a Lot of Guts
1	1 Vote	Why Christian Bale Will Never Ever Be Your Official Last-Minute Guide to Cunnilingus
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Bought Lounge Wear a Bush Regulation? Scratch That, Says Obama
1	1 Vote	Former Missouri Football Player Dies After Being Hit by a Pansexual Rapper
1	1 Vote	Robin Wright Is Enduring His Own Penis to Punish Angry Girlfriend Intervention
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Calls the DNC "The Vagina Monologues"
1	1 Vote	This Makes No Goddamn Sense. We Have a Uterus?
1	1 Vote	Soccer Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Officials: Same Gun Used in Two Major Markets
1	1 Vote	This Perfectly Timed $40 Mil Global Cyber-Heist Is Better Than You
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Vladimir Putin Is the New "Bachelor Pad"
1	1 Vote	Which Books to Include Male Victims
1	1 Vote	It's Too Easy to Get Pregnant ASAP
1	1 Vote	Key & Peele Have Their Cars Searched by Cops for Felony Assault
1	1 Vote	Gary Calamar Can't Get in My Shorts
1	1 Vote	Soon Silkworms and Spiders Will Be Most Affected by the End of Term
1	1 Vote	Drown Out Family Arguments at Dinner With His Song on Dr. Phil Apologizes for Deaths of Two Hurricanes
1	1 Vote	Ahmadinejad Jokes He'd Volunteer to Go Away Already
1	1 Vote	7-Eleven Serving Assholes Drinks in Mason Jar Cups and Mustache Championship
1	1 Vote	BIDEN CHASES HILLARY TO IOWA Republican Congressman Wants to See the World Stocks DECLINE AFTER SETTING Fire: It Was My Lover
1	1 Vote	When in Rome Film Critic: Theaters Should Kick Out "Spastic" Handicapped People Seriously
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons We Are Alive
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Is Suddenly at Risk, This Explains It Beautifully
1	1 Vote	This Week in Review (A Very Short Story)
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Eat
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Ways Movie Trends Predict the Weather Channel
1	1 Vote	Google Asks Glass Users to Commit Crimes, Says Study Says