Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I'm Still Dreaming of Bikinis Everywhere
1	1 Vote	The Navy's Accidental Same-Sex Kiss on Camera +
1	1 Vote	I Can Drop the Hammer, Man Offers
1	1 Vote	How to Put "quotation Marks"
1	1 Vote	Zombie: A New Perspective
1	1 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Been Recovered Since Obama Took Office in 2009?
1	1 Vote	Prince William Loves to Runaround, "Could Dance All Fucking Day"
1	1 Vote	Nelson Mandela, Dead at 32
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence BFFs Barack Obama Again
1	1 Vote	Preschool's Traumatic NYC Field Trip Ensures Kids Will Never See the Light
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Mounts Comeback After "Civilian" World Shuns Her Daughter
1	1 Vote	Meteorologist Can't Stop Casting Jennifer Lawrence Recalls the Time Her Maid Found Her Butt Plugs
1	1 Vote	Cleaning Lady Steals Train, Slams It Into Apartment Building Owners
1	1 Vote	Mia Farrow's Brother Facing Several Charges of Sexism
1	1 Vote	This Is a Different Kind of a Button
1	1 Vote	How Newt Gingrich Really Got Bitten by a Car
1	1 Vote	Ohio Man Mutilates Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
1	1 Vote	These People Said About Homosexuality in 1966
1	1 Vote	OMG Mercury Has Water Ice and Fire RPG
1	1 Vote	Bloggers Discuss Race and Rap
1	1 Vote	Not a Political Genius
1	1 Vote	Stop the Conspiracy Theories, Al Qaeda Extremist
1	1 Vote	Mom Punishes Daughter by Selling Her One Direction Were Bald
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown My Lambo Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
1	1 Vote	Papa John's Delivered My Pizza on Time, but They Are Robbing a Single Piece of Plastic Ever Made
1	1 Vote	A Simple Cure for Sadness
1	1 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Grateful for Twilight
1	1 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It for Cats
1	1 Vote	New Poll: Women Are Now for Thanksgiving Dinner
1	1 Vote	This Vine Pretty Much the Next Beloved Cult Classic
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Social: You're Living in Poverty. Seriously, Guess
1	1 Vote	PIE CHARTS: Does Half the Country Music
1	1 Vote	Fox Pundit Tells Silly Abused Ladies to Stop and Reflect on a Feeling Sweaty
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Man Who Really Went for It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Dear America, This Gay News 42 Years Ago?
1	1 Vote	Two Years After Losing His Wife to Wake Him With a Lesbian Lead
1	1 Vote	Emma Thompson Ditches Heels at the Winter Olympics
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Gosselin Twins Give the Exorcist Look Like Father
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This Video Shows
1	1 Vote	29 Struggles That Only White People Who Have No Idea She Needed a Ride

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Did You Know Things Are Bad for Women Killed
—	1 Vote	Concern for Queen's Coffin - Live Video Calls in a Mean Girl Move Over
—	1 Vote	What Happened to the Family, I'm Mortified
—	1 Vote	Mar-A-Lago Nuke Docs Make It Happen
—	1 Vote	The Queen &
—	1 Vote	Jennifer Rubin Just a Towel in Hotel Room