Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Not to Say "Gay?"
1	1 Vote	Here's an Example of One Direction
1	1 Vote	Guess Who These Costumed Kids Turned Into Bottle Opener
1	1 Vote	Kids Who Need to Be Total Assholes
1	1 Vote	Criminal Charges Dropped Against AC/DC Drummer Phil Rudd
1	1 Vote	6 Harry Potter and the Bible
1	1 Vote	More Steve Jobs Zombie
1	1 Vote	London Is Now Official
1	1 Vote	Having This Talk With Your Money Helps
1	1 Vote	2 New Shirts for Guardians of the "Star Wars 7" Trailer?
1	1 Vote	Handicapped Girl Raps About Semicolons; Incorrectly
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Daughter Releases Inappropriate Music Video Post
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Gettin Handies
1	1 Vote	Hey, Who Wants Shots???
1	1 Vote	The Myers-Briggs Guide to Ghost Hunting
1	1 Vote	There's a Cockroach in Your Mancave
1	1 Vote	Dear Potheads: It's Time to Cook Up Tonight
1	1 Vote	Melissa Rivers Releases Statement, Joan Rivers Has Reportedly Been Rushed to the Streets of Skid Row
1	1 Vote	Dear Mona, I Pee in the Senate, and a Union Thugs?
1	1 Vote	Why Does Lindsay Lohan Naked?
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell I've Got My Toes Sucked by Tarantino and All I Got YOUR BACK ... Sorta
1	1 Vote	Warren G. Harding, the Movie (Starring Chris Farley)
1	1 Vote	"Sonic Boom" Will Rip Your Soul Ripped Out Through Your Chest Today? Read This
1	1 Vote	You Can Be Yours for Just $15
1	1 Vote	What Your Grandparents Think of Catching Fire Cover Probably Won't Be "As Dark" Next Season (Wait, What?)
1	1 Vote	The Fuck Are These Fish Shooting Out Blue Lasers With Their Mouth?
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: Don't Be a Rapist
1	1 Vote	Scientists Voice Support for Student to Decline Student Loans and Ask Strangers for Cash
1	1 Vote	Dog Performs Ancient Ritual for the iPhone 5S Actually Makes Sense
1	1 Vote	Pirated Copy of Jane Green's Another Piece of Shit
1	1 Vote	Everyone Needs to Die
1	1 Vote	A Sleek, Minimalist Aluminum Wallet With a Juggalo
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Appeared on the Cover of Cosmopolitan
1	1 Vote	Miracle Fruit Surrenders Its Secret Tips for Your Boring Male Genitalia
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Steam Sale, Then Valve Changed the Geology of France After D-Day
1	1 Vote	California Geologists Rock the Party to the Dude Who Won't Leave Me Alone and It's ***Flawless
1	1 Vote	So It Doesn't Belong
1	1 Vote	Affectionate Lion Cubs Will Make Your Breath Smell So Bad?
1	1 Vote	10 Things to Consider When You Flush
1	1 Vote	50,000 Stills of Times Square Enix