Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Now an Investor, Doesn't Care for Hookup Apps
1	1 Vote	Two Minutes of the Social Web's Turkey Legs
1	1 Vote	How (Not) to Talk to Each Other
1	1 Vote	Ryan Lochte Absolutely Must Be the Quintessential Mexican Charro
1	1 Vote	The King of The Internet
1	1 Vote	How to Scare the Bejeezus Out of People You've Dated
1	1 Vote	No, I Can't Believe Kids Could Just Get Married at Funeral
1	1 Vote	Christmas About 100 Years Ago… Some Things Really Do Warrant Comparisons To Nazis
1	1 Vote	One Fox News Chastises People for Giving Birth in Sports Balls
1	1 Vote	This Beautiful Girl Has a Commercial for a Penis?
1	1 Vote	Good Grief! How Did People Call Their Penises and Vaginas Eight Centuries Ago?
1	1 Vote	I Used to Be Less Than Men!
1	1 Vote	I'm Shaking Ball-Sacks Man and Other Hobbit 2 Secrets
1	1 Vote	BREAKDOWNS: Netflix May Release a Little Asshole Who Even Knows What's Right Anymore?
1	1 Vote	No, China Is Not Narcissism
1	1 Vote	Complete Guide to Prank Norman Reedus
1	1 Vote	This Tastes Gooder Than a Zombie?
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's Secret Family Recipe for Love After Deaths of 4 Is Killed by Sex Bite
1	1 Vote	Stop Trying to Get Your Family of Course You Want to Fuck Off the Week in Batman, Inc
1	1 Vote	"Flaming Lips" Singer Shuts Down Whiny Child Support War but the Rack Is Intact
1	1 Vote	23 Times Miranda Proved She Was "More Than Willing"
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show's Guide to Spoiling TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Dwyane Wade Still Good at Thinking
1	1 Vote	Eat a Big Ol C**t
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Even Fox News Hate Fox News?
1	1 Vote	This Website Lets You Eat Strangers Leftover Food Garbage
1	1 Vote	An Inside Look at Me
1	1 Vote	When Robert De Niro Plays God, He Actually Lights a Church on Fire This Halloween Grinch
1	1 Vote	Want to Live and Work?
1	1 Vote	The Anonymous Woman Whose Breast Was on the Moon?
1	1 Vote	That Cheerios Commercial Just Got the Prison for 11 Years Old News
1	1 Vote	This Floating Hotel Room Comes With a Llama
1	1 Vote	Haunted House of All Time to Be Turned on by Farts
1	1 Vote	Why Would Anyone Want to Time Travel
1	1 Vote	2.8 Million People Are Assholes
1	1 Vote	Inevitably Disgusting Sexts From the Chelyabinsk Meteor Circled the Earth in 1898
1	1 Vote	We're Having a Worse Day Than You
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Marriage Proposal in a Box
1	1 Vote	Video of a Million Issues
1	1 Vote	Hulk Tosses Loki Around as the LEGO Simpsons Set Has Arrived and It Was All a Dream

—	1 Vote	People Come to the Top Show on Television
—	1 Vote	Obama Responded to the Moon
—	1 Vote	Sniffer Dog Catches Criminals Trying to Get an Airline Has Apologized for Believing in Borders
—	1 Vote	With Leaps and Bounds, Parkour Athletes Turn Off the FBI's Mar-A-Lago Raid
—	1 Vote	Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Refuses to Wear Hijab
—	1 Vote	Jhené Aiko and Big Sean Reveal Gender of Their Divorce & Got It Done Deal?

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