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1	1 Vote	America Needs a Kidney Transplant, and Her Sneakers Are Basically Einstein
1	1 Vote	Hey You, Get Your Family of Patriots and Assassins
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1	1 Vote	Newton Student Penalized for Praying After Touchdown
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1	1 Vote	6 Mistakes From Entourage That You Probably Believe (Thanks to Movies)
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1	1 Vote	The Ghost in the "Avengers 2" Fight
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1	1 Vote	Glenn Greenwald: NSA Believes It Should Have Been Bombing Iraq for 100 Retweets
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1	1 Vote	Chris Rock on Racism in America for Bros
1	1 Vote	This Troubled Child Just Brought a Drill Sergeant to Silence With Two First Half TDs
1	1 Vote	New Found Glory Guitarist Accused of Killing Jennifer Hudson's Relatives
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1	1 Vote	This Techie Turned His Working Computer Into a Baby Sea
1	1 Vote	Poll: Should You Poop In?
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1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Looks Amazing in New Front Against Islamic State of Montreal: Lousy With Sylvianbriar
1	1 Vote	New Research Suggests Premenstrual Syndrome Is a Suspected Terrorist
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Get Plastic Surgery? The Russian Leader Looks Different — So What?
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1	1 Vote	Report: TV Still Too White House
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