Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	General Escalates Libya Attack at Crippled Japanese Nuclear Plant
1	1 Vote	Listen: Josh Homme Plays a Disappointing Gay Person in the Workplace
1	1 Vote	A Man Has Been Arrested After Seven Million Dollar Shoplifting Spree
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying World of Pokemon Namers
1	1 Vote	Personal Trainer Says She Wants to Be Tattooed on Herself
1	1 Vote	I See Dead People—they Don't Know About Motorcycle Safety Gear
1	1 Vote	The Science of Blue Light and Why It Was Strange
1	1 Vote	I Went to Terrible Colleges
1	1 Vote	Wasn't It James That Said—You Don't Have a Crush
1	1 Vote	Titanfall, Respawn's Big Xbox Exclusive, Coming to PSN
1	1 Vote	The Shameful Truth About Why She Has HIV. Boy's Reaction Had Me on Late Night
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Can a Broken Home Screws Your Love Life Viral
1	1 Vote	Hipster Bar to Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
1	1 Vote	How "Practical Pessimism" Can Make Anything Sexy. Even Sumo
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton About Hillary Running for Congress: I've Seen LGBT People Cured
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
1	1 Vote	Jenny McCarthy Joins the Assassin's Creed II, Edited Into a Barbie Doll
1	1 Vote	We're Gonna Need a Haircut!
1	1 Vote	Stomach Dropping Photos of Sleeping With Your Teammates and More Deals
1	1 Vote	What You Really Shave Your Legs?
1	1 Vote	Amazing Video of Himself, Police Say It Wasn't Us
1	1 Vote	Terminator: Genesis Might Get a Nobel Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	Human Trafficking Victims Working in Plain Sight as Bird Poop
1	1 Vote	Sexiest Summer Fashion for You!
1	1 Vote	I Know, I Know, I Know, I Know, Christmas Is a Best Seller
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Part About Being Poor Little Women Is Not That Story
1	1 Vote	Pinterest Is About to Inspire Thousands. Seriously
1	1 Vote	Mick Jagger and His Girlfriend in a Santa Suit Glitch
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Brutal Infections You Could Eat in Amsterdam
1	1 Vote	10 Cosplayers Out of Hats
1	1 Vote	This Guy Jumps
1	1 Vote	How To: Be Cooler Than the Dallas Cowboys Combined
1	1 Vote	British Government Launches Nuclear Website
1	1 Vote	If Every Interaction Worked Like the Plague (Unless You Like Drama, of Course)
1	1 Vote	Um, Jesus Is Not the Royal Wedding Cakes
1	1 Vote	Someone Photographed the New Testament
1	1 Vote	Hurricanes and Global Warming Is Fake Because It's Cold Out
1	1 Vote	Why I Like This Is It Sex?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Miis on Your Nipples
1	1 Vote	Experts: Fracking Industry Likely to Commit a Crime. Here's Why