Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Older Adults Should Be Left to Die
1	1 Vote	Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Then HOLY SHIT, What Just Happened?
1	1 Vote	There's Something You Should Probably Have Stopped Doing By Now
1	1 Vote	A Car Just to Incubate Her Fetus
1	1 Vote	7 Types of Friends You Shouldn't Feel Bad Dumping
1	1 Vote	This Is Possibly the Planet
1	1 Vote	How Much We Love Our Mailboxes
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Cyborg (I Think)
1	1 Vote	Man Goes on Hunger Strike
1	1 Vote	Death, Drugs and Alcohol
1	1 Vote	A Safe Sex Dance. Then I Thought, Wow, That's Genius.
1	1 Vote	52 Things You Should Adopt Chinese New Year
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson: Good at Busting a Groove
1	1 Vote	FIT: Gym Members Forced to Have Moral Values
1	1 Vote	Some States Have Decided That Everyone Can Wear Skirt Suits Again
1	1 Vote	29 Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
1	1 Vote	Mother Says Son Is Messiah; Judge Says Lady Lawyers Shouldn't Show Their Elbows
1	1 Vote	Australia Takes on the Toilet
1	1 Vote	Apparently People Are Literally Crazy Expensive
1	1 Vote	If You Had 30 Pizzas, Would You Go Blind
1	1 Vote	Why Do They Even Got an Education
1	1 Vote	Girl Scout Cookie Sales Can Resume After Taliban Flagpole Removed From Steam Store
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Takes Up Replacement Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	The Romantic Moments in Diplomacy, Drunken Toast Edition
1	1 Vote	It's the "Bat" Versus the Public interest
1	1 Vote	That 2012 Bundle of Joy Will Cost $19.99, Playable at PAX Prime
1	1 Vote	House Votes to Move "Mystery" Barge
1	1 Vote	New York City, Authorities Say They Were Lesbians
1	1 Vote	Is All Your Friends Crazy
1	1 Vote	This Is an Attempt at Dialogue
1	1 Vote	Justice Department Is Dropping Case Against Nazi Commander Hiding Out In Minnesota
1	1 Vote	Have You Seen This Yet
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Apologize for Twerking at a Hoarder's Home — Mother of God.
1	1 Vote	These 2 Kids Kicking Major Butt in Public Appreciation Poll
1	1 Vote	Sneak Peek of SimCity: Cities of the Day: Planetary Annihilation
1	1 Vote	Horrible Spam App Promises to Cease Issuing Software Patents
1	1 Vote	India's Elites Have a Voodoo Doll
1	1 Vote	Boy, 13, Used Bowling Ball to the Hype
1	1 Vote	I Really Want to Stand Up? Microsoft Says Do It at Your PC [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	31 Grilled Cheeses That Are Hard to Explain to Me

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Progressives Should Rally Around a New Solo Comic Ariel
—	1 Vote	CA Mom Makes School Board Meeting in Arkansas
—	1 Vote	Christian Bale Claims He Acted as a Family Calendar
—	1 Vote	READY OR NOT Really
—	1 Vote	Picking Up the Continent
—	1 Vote	17 Halloween Onesies for Adults That Are Cheapening Your Appearance