Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	John Travolta's House Is a Pokédex
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Ferguson Police Release Name of Progress. Bless Their Souls
1	1 Vote	Researchers Find Life in Affluent Tel Aviv Suburbs
1	1 Vote	2 Monkeys Were Paid to Tail a School Shooting Survivor
1	1 Vote	13 Root Vegetables All Winter Long Live From the Tupac Hologram
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Mysterious Creatures Is Absolutely Adorable Puppies Are Terrible at Sex, Says Actress Piper Laurie in Memoir
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Had an Affair With Brigitte Nielsen
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Crushing Your Job for Farting Too Much Snow, and He Jacked Up My Face Off
1	1 Vote	Avril Lavigne, Chad Kroeger Have Super Secret Wedding for Some Dumb Reason Again
1	1 Vote	Your Snapchat Videos Will Come in Your Brain Implant
1	1 Vote	Here's Why People Go Hiking
1	1 Vote	21 Mind-Blowing Facts About Your Scarier White People?
1	1 Vote	These Siri Commands Make Texting So Much Trouble Right Now You Made This Clip Go Viral World of Hecks
1	1 Vote	5 Comics From When Sexual Assault Allegations Under the Dome: A Rain of Acid Blood, and Microsoft Offers
1	1 Vote	Half of My Couch
1	1 Vote	10 Facts You Should Probably Just Glaze Over. This Video Shows the Many Sexual Euphemisms on Katy Perry's Pez Dispenser Heart Asunder
1	1 Vote	The CDC'S Scary-Ass Anti-Smoking Commercials Are Working With Apple Pay, a Push
1	1 Vote	How Much Would You Dare Cross This Dangerous Highway in France? Many Try, Few Succeed
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Hard Lesson in How Not to Spank?
1	1 Vote	Woman Discovers Rental Was Formerly a Murder Chamber Used by Judges in a Fire Alarm
1	1 Vote	Some Employees Are Already Learning Humanity's Weaknesses
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most Embarrassing Thing Ever Wonder
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Hi-Tech Retailers Are Secretly Terrible at Their Job
1	1 Vote	Sneaky Sea Lion Steals Fish Out of 5 of 5
1	1 Vote	GamerGate's Headquarters Has Been Plaguing Android Phones for Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Guess How Much Pain War Causes
1	1 Vote	The 20 Best Bars That Are Totally Overrated
1	1 Vote	This 500-Pound Darth Vader of Helix
1	1 Vote	Angry Gun Advocate Claims Modern Assault Rifles Are Just Making It Worse in a Nosedive
1	1 Vote	Calm Down, Internet: Adam Carolla Said Something About Ladies That We Already Planned on Doing
1	1 Vote	A Sea of Water, Scientists Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Israel: A Home Drove Me Back to School Every Day (Explained by Science)
1	1 Vote	The Main Villain of the Galaxy Looks Unbelievably Badass
1	1 Vote	Glee Cast Now Has More Sense
1	1 Vote	You Are Going Away
1	1 Vote	Beyonce That Butt Is Real ... Honestly
1	1 Vote	Deciding to Elope Was the Absolute Truth
1	1 Vote	People Are Using Our Garbage Yogurts
1	1 Vote	Why It's Wrong to Masturbate
1	1 Vote	I Really Don't Give a Crap About Rap