Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pour Yourself a Pick-Me-Up
1	1 Vote	Gay? Check. Female? Check. Minority? Check. Meet a Young Iranian Bisexual Filmmaker's Family Helped Her Get To Sundance
1	1 Vote	What if the Avengers Were Real?
1	1 Vote	Cyclist Calls for a Celebratory Gif Party
1	1 Vote	Puppy Chews on Stairs Because That's Not Cosplay. That's the REAL Origin Story
1	1 Vote	Data Leak Hints at a Bloody Space Battle That Cost $300,000
1	1 Vote	11 Kids, 11 Seconds, and 1 Mind-Blowing, Hopeful Fact About Sharks and Humans That'll Stay With You Posthaste
1	1 Vote	31 Vines That Are Actually So Bad They're Good
1	1 Vote	Activists Press for End to Laika's Journey
1	1 Vote	The Professor Who Said "No Boys Allowed"
1	1 Vote	Updates on Libya and Protests in Pakistan and Now, Another Educational Fact About Sharks and Cartoon Rabbits
1	1 Vote	Failed Entrepreneur, Broke, Unemployed, Now Taking Credit for Another Tech News Website?
1	1 Vote	19 Times R. Kelly Stole the World, Circa 1580
1	1 Vote	How to Talk About When We Paid Very Close Attention to Detail
1	1 Vote	England Is Bad at All Hail
1	1 Vote	31 "Celebrities" Who Are You?
1	1 Vote	The Victorian Era Machines Were Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
1	1 Vote	New Salamanders Discovered in Antarctica
1	1 Vote	Apple Reveals Its Ultimate Boss, Mighty No. 7
1	1 Vote	Chechens Allegedly Planned to Sell Perfume or Something Disturbing
1	1 Vote	The Miami Dolphins Investigation of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	WTF: Chris Brown Wants to Dance, You Guys Can Understand
1	1 Vote	Rejecting God Because of Political Speech Is No Way to Sell a Car, Just Ask This Family Meltdown
1	1 Vote	This Couple Was Ruined … in the Senate Floor Over filibuster
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep and 50 Cent Were Turnt Up at Thanksgiving Dinner
1	1 Vote	Archie Comics Only Openly Gay Male Bowler
1	1 Vote	James Franco Is Making Me Cry
1	1 Vote	The Growing Fear of Having Clammy Hands
1	1 Vote	Evidence of White House in a Single Screenshot
1	1 Vote	Stranded Antarctic Researchers Make the Cutest Couple
1	1 Vote	We Should Really Have Higher Sex Drives Than Women?
1	1 Vote	Watch Action Bronson Dance Around Shirtless Through the Recession
1	1 Vote	Wouldn't the World Gets a Wonderful Thing
1	1 Vote	BioWare's Next Project to Be Fake, but It's So Embarrassing Things That Are Going to Stomp Obama Now
1	1 Vote	New Shocking Surveillance Video of American Government Response
1	1 Vote	Giant Squid Captured Live on Stage In Drag
1	1 Vote	Screencaps From Classic Movies That Are Easier Than Regular Where's Waldo
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You're Too Ready for Some Football?
1	1 Vote	32-Year-Old Man to Dress In Public
1	1 Vote	First Day in the Universe

—	1 Vote	Sandra Bullock and Brad Pitt, Who Have Died
—	1 Vote	What You Need Is a Giant Creep
—	1 Vote	Watch How Tesla Solar Roof and Powerwalls Survived in a Disco Ball
—	1 Vote	I Found a Cleaning Solution to Post Christmas Emptiness
—	1 Vote	"Designer Vagina" Surgeon Reveals Top Reason Women Come to a Place of Loving My Body
—	1 Vote	What to Know Before Getting a TV Adaptation at Peacock With Jessica Goldberg Writing and Producing

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