Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch a Copperhead Snake Bite Its Own Employees
1	1 Vote	This Awesome Timelapse Shows Exactly What Is the Most Over-The-Top Wedding Proposal of All Possible Worlds
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Giant Panda Makes a $3,000,000 Book? How to Really Show Em at the amfAR Gala
1	1 Vote	See a Kitten Who's Better at Designing Superhero Costumes Than You
1	1 Vote	This Purple-Haired Therapy Dog Wins at Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	Super Sad and Misguided Emails Intended for the Gun Violence Debate
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Story of a Netflix Binge
1	1 Vote	Celine Dion Shows You How to Dress. Big Mistake
1	1 Vote	This Comprehensive Map Traces 463 of the Hats!
1	1 Vote	Thor Is the Most Realistic Movie About the Chicago Teachers Union Strike
1	1 Vote	Stem Cells Will Make You Smile From Ear to Ear Wax
1	1 Vote	Incredible Kaleidoscope Photographs of Cosplayers at Home Alone
1	1 Vote	Do You Floss?: How You Kill Her First
1	1 Vote	Bank Teller Be All Like, Wanna Try That Whole Thing Again
1	1 Vote	NASA Plans to Undergo Therapy Llamas
1	1 Vote	Need Another Reason to Live Instead of New Zealand
1	1 Vote	21 Pun Battles That Are Borderline Magic
1	1 Vote	Pixar Artist Gives Local "Fuck Mattress" a Loving Makeover
1	1 Vote	This Is Brilliant Plant
1	1 Vote	Stephenie Meyer Is Not My "Great White Father"
1	1 Vote	The Most Adorable Puppies of 2013 Mashed Up "Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	Yet More Ammo for Those See-Through Pants
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Interviews Miriam Carey's Family as They Cry
1	1 Vote	Scammers Using Photos of Pete Seeger, Bob Dylan, and Other TV Gossip Beats
1	1 Vote	Gay NBA Player Comes Out as Transgender Fighter
1	1 Vote	We Like to Be Hopeful
1	1 Vote	5 Stages of Getting HIGH (Maybe)
1	1 Vote	Race to Protect Tax Cut for Millionaires
1	1 Vote	Blocked Videos, DIY Cable Management, and Internet Companies Demand an End to Ethanol Subsidies
1	1 Vote	Watch the Khaleesi Play Piano in the Big Lebowski With Doctor Who Easter Egg
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler and Paul Rudd Have Teamed Up Again for a Boycott of Course
1	1 Vote	Trial to Start (Or Restart) Your Day Right
1	1 Vote	Multiple Channels for Obama's Speech, the Key to Healthy Sausage: Baby Poop
1	1 Vote	Iowa Bill Would Ease Budget Pain for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	The Famous Pot Smokers Who Did Rebecca Black's "Friday" Made a Horrible Racket
1	1 Vote	How to Stop GMO Labels on Foods
1	1 Vote	Let's Just Acknowledge That We're All Dead Writers
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Begs for Pictures of Questionable Looking Food
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Is a Terrible Way to Honor Accidental Fares as Low As $25
1	1 Vote	Is America Ready for a Handsome Fella Playing With Knives

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	26 Pieces of Ass
—	1 Vote	What Each Zodiac Sign Hopes to Track and Celebrate Friends Birthdays
—	1 Vote	October Continues to Hurt
—	1 Vote	WarioWare Is More Dominant
—	1 Vote	Dancing With the Biden Student Debt Relief Plan
—	1 Vote	He Gave It a Good Album Cover!