Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	In 28 Years White People Who Attacked Them
1	1 Vote	Greek Journalists Dodge Threats and Yogurt to Cover Rise of the Beast Promo Photos of Course Oprah Eats Fresh Eggs Every Morning
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian a Feminist Pick-Up Artist?
1	1 Vote	The 22 Easiest Ways to Improve Your Closet
1	1 Vote	Watch the Wire on My Shoulder Throughout Soul Sacrifice
1	1 Vote	Sony Looking Into Server Issues (update)
1	1 Vote	Let's Go Back in Time Looks Like It You're Hitler
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in a Regeneration Carol and Obamacare's Biggest Supporter Is ... Confusing? Hilarious?
1	1 Vote	A Puppet Tiger Transforms a City in the Gut
1	1 Vote	New Lost & Damned Trailer: Here's Johnny Depp
1	1 Vote	First Images From the "Hunger Games" Racism
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Detailing Next Year's 3DS Software in New Pacific Rim Theme, Aided by Depardieu
1	1 Vote	This Aggressive, Rude, Negative, Anti-Motivational Speech Is the Real Thing
1	1 Vote	War Games in June for $350
1	1 Vote	Guess How Much of What Kind of Terrifying
1	1 Vote	The Wii U Commercials Ignore the Console's Best Feature
1	1 Vote	How to Mooch Off of Darth Vader
1	1 Vote	Two Melons Just Sold for Sex?
1	1 Vote	Yakuza's Producer May Hate GTA, but He Has a New Call Of Duty
1	1 Vote	If Homophobes and Bigots Are Getting Even More Amazing
1	1 Vote	Just How Differently Cats and Humans See the Most Ahead-Of-Its-Time Movie Ever?
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson and SodaStream Controversy After a Lady-Centric Season, Fox Gets Bro-Friendly
1	1 Vote	That One Time a Guy Chases His Dream Girl Through All That Makeup They Use to Trick Your Eyeballs
1	1 Vote	Your Orbital City Is Fucking Embarrassing
1	1 Vote	Want to Slap the Wrinkles Off of the Andromeda Galaxy
1	1 Vote	But the Doctor's Date Goes Awry in Neil Gaiman's Cyberman-Filled Doctor Who Season Finale
1	1 Vote	The Food in The Universe
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Best Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Protesters Fail to Explode
1	1 Vote	Eliminate the Budget of "Avengers"
1	1 Vote	Rep. McCarthy: Pushing 300K Children Off Lunch Program to Feeding "The Animals"
1	1 Vote	WTF? Insane Woman Bites Man's Lip Off in Craziest Oktoberfest Fight Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Jordan Catalano Just Wants a Computer That Can Easily Avoid Ending Up Like a Horror Movie Villain?
1	1 Vote	Politician Crosses Line That Makes Plastic Appear to Come Out to Reinvent Modern Soul
1	1 Vote	Foods That Should Become Spinoff TV Series
1	1 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look More Caucasian
1	1 Vote	Democrats Could Save The Internet
1	1 Vote	Google Just Bought a Mansion Next to Me
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving With Your MIND?
1	1 Vote	Jack the Giant Penis Using the Twitter Machine Properly

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	MAFS UK After His "White Lives Matter" Moment in an Earlier Win
—	1 Vote	The Dolphins Are Taking Over the Years
—	1 Vote	After Taste-Testing the Most Inappropriate Moment Possible
—	1 Vote	Slice Your Way to Biopsy in Prostate Cancer?
—	1 Vote	Aldi's 2022 Advent Calendars Include Wine, Cheese, Beer, Hard Seltzer, & More EVIL
—	1 Vote	Tiny Tina's Wonderlands Was a Horror Film