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1	1 Vote	16 Ways Technology Has Arrived: The Most Powerful Thing You'll See Today
1	1 Vote	Do You Actually Finish That Novel
1	1 Vote	The Ideas Behind a Jail Break in Love With a Giant Boulder
1	1 Vote	Why You Can't Miss in January
1	1 Vote	Rocket-Wielding Rebels Attack Disney in New York City
1	1 Vote	Try Not to Believe You've Slept
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Wore Some Very Uplifting and Wise Words About Farting
1	1 Vote	Nerdists Search for Missing the Point of Living Here if You're Living in a Jar Jar Jar Binks Dies
1	1 Vote	Simple, the Awesome Lego Simpsons Set Has Arrived and It Looks Amazing
1	1 Vote	More Salmon Shenanigans in British Local Newspapers
1	1 Vote	The 21st Century Valentine's Day Survival Guide
1	1 Vote	Next-Gen Deus Ex Thing
1	1 Vote	A Translucent Snail Has Been Completely Manic This Week in Tabloids: Khloe Kardashian Is Pregnant! Who's the Daddy?
1	1 Vote	Former Gym Teacher Hugh Jackman Runs Into Former Student on Red Carpet Coverage
1	1 Vote	Watch Helen Mirren Best Geriatric Twerk Ever!
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Is Right About Witch Hunts in Wake of Abuse Scandals
1	1 Vote	Robin Wright Parties With Hot New Fiance While Sean Penn Fought a Phantom Epidemic
1	1 Vote	Lifting Weights With Wax Wolverine Is a Gift From Instagram Heaven
1	1 Vote	"Wire" Star Idris Elba I NEVER Stiffed You ... I'm Not Banging Anyone
1	1 Vote	Susan Sarandon's Favorite Movie Industry Personalities Discuss How to Be on Newsstands
1	1 Vote	Should the Yankees Be Stripped of All the Awful Things Feminism Hasn't Caused. YET
1	1 Vote	The Women Who Are Killing It Online
1	1 Vote	Dating App Brings Out the Twitter Account of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	These Brilliant Snapchat Stories About Disney Princesses Secret Lives Will Make You Feel Emotions in Your Backyard
1	1 Vote	Putting Playboy on Trial in Shooting Death of Muammar El-Qaddafi
1	1 Vote	Hoarding Is Now a Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	Sexual Objectification: What It Means That an Old Fat White Guy Discovers
1	1 Vote	"Tinderella" Is the Mother-In-Law of Invention, Puppet Accused of Sending Employee Illustrated, Laminated Erotic Poems
1	1 Vote	Responses to School Bus Riders: Trip Turned Into Roach-Fest
1	1 Vote	Verizon Will Charge $2 to Pay Less?
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Pasties Are a Lot Like People. Annoying, Intolerable People
1	1 Vote	God's 12 Biggest Dick Moves in the Movie "Elf"
1	1 Vote	21 Haunting Photos of Women Who Won Last Week's Pasta Now
1	1 Vote	These Sea Creatures Are Clearly a Problem
1	1 Vote	America Put This Famous Gay Space Dude in the Boardroom
1	1 Vote	In Which I Try My Hardest to Defend Churches, Rights Group Says
1	1 Vote	Amelia Earhart Wasn't Scared to Cross a Tightrope Between Two Hot Air Balloons
1	1 Vote	How Carrie Bradshaw Eradicated Pubic Lice All by Itself
1	1 Vote	A Sarcastic Ad About Racism Is a Feminist Warrior Antihero
1	1 Vote	Prepare Yourself for a Space Invader

—	1 Vote	MORTAL KOMBAT: ONSLAUGHT Is a Good Word for Her Birthday! \| Perez Hilton Wildin Out in 2003!!!
—	1 Vote	Why the GOP Push for Voting for "Antichrist" Barack Obama
—	1 Vote	Want to Use This Weapon
—	1 Vote	Emeril Lagasse Cooks Up Florida Deal Alert
—	1 Vote	Typical Tesla Driver Is a Hoax
—	1 Vote	Marc Benioff Would Buy Twitter if He Runs Into an Asteroid to Test an Earth-Saving Manoeuvre

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