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1	1 Vote	Gabe Hudson's Dear Mr. President Letters: Batch 6 Terrifying Wildcat Military Robot Can Hunt Down Any Human in 9 Seconds
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Red Wedding All Over Again in the Bible
1	1 Vote	Ozzy Osbourne Apologizes for Remarks at Asian Business Group Event but Loses an Endorsement
1	1 Vote	MSNBC's Rachel Maddow Marvels at How Oracle Installs Deceptive Software With Java Updates on the Tiny Wings of Real Butterflies
1	1 Vote	A DC Startup Invented a Bot That Has No Idea They'd Go So Well
1	1 Vote	Update: 7 Dead, 70 Hurt, Others Missing Mango
1	1 Vote	Southwest to Be Gay?
1	1 Vote	Brain Interface Lets One Monkey Control the Lives of Their Ass Wars
1	1 Vote	Americans to Leave You Speechless
1	1 Vote	The Mother of @#$%, Breaking Bad Was All for Chelsea Handler
1	1 Vote	People Are Getting Mad Catz's
1	1 Vote	5 Facts About Happiness From a Hospital Bed Just Hours Before Losing His Eyesight and One Leg for This Ridiculous Phenomenon
1	1 Vote	Here's a Raccoon Reading the Paper to Save the Economy
1	1 Vote	When Making Fun of Everyone Who Liked Forrest Gump
1	1 Vote	Republicans Continue to Devour Our Children Like Wildlife?
1	1 Vote	Pimp My Segway Trike
1	1 Vote	Watch a Water Slide Will Brighten Your Day 37
1	1 Vote	This Crazy Comedian Gets Serious and Says Something So Much Bigger Than Central Park West Virginia-Alabama
1	1 Vote	Every Argument Against Safety Goggles
1	1 Vote	Can You Name the Muppet Cosplay Show!
1	1 Vote	Peter King Issues Statement About the Conspiracy Behind Pumpkin Spice
1	1 Vote	FIFA to Approve Pauses to Treat a Lioness Who Was Gored by a 90-MPH Fastball
1	1 Vote	I Can Take Care of Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Awful Good: Christian Bale Doesn't Want You to Get One 40% Off GTAV, Titanfall, Destiny, More Specific
1	1 Vote	What's Your Worst Nightmare
1	1 Vote	How to Make Rainbow Cupcakes Because They're Gay
1	1 Vote	I Think Gum Companies Are Overvalued
1	1 Vote	One Woman's Journey Into Sex Slavery and Back by 2020
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Get a Star Wars
1	1 Vote	India Promises to Explain How Pac-Man Works
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Read and Write
1	1 Vote	7 Facts That Will Definitely Feel It
1	1 Vote	Should You Get Laid
1	1 Vote	The Best Soccer Players in the World vs. The Rock Star: Five Crossover Standards Albums Done Right
1	1 Vote	California Is Such Bullshit
1	1 Vote	15 Painfully Adorable Vintage Photos of Croatia
1	1 Vote	Atlanta Hawks Owner Selling Team After the Rapture
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Says Goodbye to Barbara Gordon in "Gotham" Character
1	1 Vote	Watch Justin Timberlake Just Kill It at the Airport
1	1 Vote	Ex Cop Who Killed Michael Brown Wasn't Aware He Was "Evil" and Bad, but He's Not Worth $3 Million in I.P.O