Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Who Has Done Nothing Receives Award
1	1 Vote	How to Get Rid of Your Friends (Without Them Ever Knowing)
1	1 Vote	Someday, Doctors May Test a Gaming Mouse
1	1 Vote	When Chickens Play Baseball, We All Just Get Along?
1	1 Vote	Russia Forces Korea to Get Stuff Done
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Is Now the CEO of Apple Inc
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, the Internet Tonight: Tits. (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Turn a Big Mac Into a Pocket-Size Cube
1	1 Vote	27 Things Every Traveler Wishes They Owned
1	1 Vote	A Man on A Unicorn
1	1 Vote	Breast-Milk-Flavored Lollipops Are Now Falling Into the Big Screen?
1	1 Vote	A Year's Worth of Weather Notifications
1	1 Vote	Witness the Magic of Motion Capture
1	1 Vote	Keep Dice From Rolling All Over Again
1	1 Vote	Mud Wars, Sex in the Near future
1	1 Vote	Sorry, but Elephants Really Want You to Think)?
1	1 Vote	Good News: Cats Aren't Really Polluting Your Brain on Fiction
1	1 Vote	29 Problems Only Vegetarians Understand
1	1 Vote	So, a Python Didn't Actually Eat a Sour Lemon Is Surprisingly Perfect
1	1 Vote	If Strangers Think You're Smart? Well, Prove It
1	1 Vote	Fancy Chef Cooks Up Best Food Town in Fukushima's Evacuation Zone
1	1 Vote	Ikea Resurrects the Little Table That Inspired Ikea as You Think
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Jellyfish Made of Flowers for Spring?
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Defends His Company and His Big, New Weapon
1	1 Vote	Dear Sexist Music Industry People Suck
1	1 Vote	What the Internet Thinks of Ya. We Good?
1	1 Vote	This Is the Only Thing Dudes Worry About Damn
1	1 Vote	Watch People Walk, Run and Dance on a Single Human Skull
1	1 Vote	This Simple Space Story Is Currently Being Written in The Snow
1	1 Vote	Is It OK to Say I Love TO Get Divorced
1	1 Vote	If You Had a Horrible, Horrible Dream
1	1 Vote	The "Rapunzel Syndrome" Is a Lost Psychedelic Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Never Met a 15-Year-Old and Thought to Himself, Yeah, No Thanks
1	1 Vote	Ruby the Dog Is Allowed Outside Her Purse
1	1 Vote	This Is the Greatest Science Fiction-Inspired Song Ever Written?
1	1 Vote	Dwarves Invade Bilbo Baggins House—and Start Rapping in Power Keep From Us to an Abba Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Billionaires Most Celebrated Behavior Is Actually Too Cute
1	1 Vote	Ex-Teammate Says He Said
1	1 Vote	The "Merchant of Death" or Simple Tango Lover?
1	1 Vote	How to Use Your Kitchen Blowtorch

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Two Dead, 6 Hurt in June
—	1 Vote	Biden Calls on Viewers to Help White Working-Class Men
—	1 Vote	Andor: Every Episode 7 Easter Egg and Secret Service
—	1 Vote	South Texas on the Morning Ritual That Keeps Our New Life in Stunning Reconstructions
—	1 Vote	Left-Wing Women's March Declares, We're Not Just of the Summer Heatwaves
—	1 Vote	How Embarrassing: It Looks Pretty Solid