Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ain't Afraid of Blowjobs
1	1 Vote	Disney Made a Sex Manual From 1680
1	1 Vote	Donations for Ebola Isn't Actually Protecting Anyone Else
1	1 Vote	Obama to Make His Nose Long and Pointy!?
1	1 Vote	How Xbox Is Launching a Hair-Care Line
1	1 Vote	Animals Being Rescued. Faith in the US Could Be Called Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	She Was Just 1 Problem
1	1 Vote	Who Needs Friends When You've Got Face Mites
1	1 Vote	Father Son Bonding Time Goes From Awkward to Beautiful in Mere Moments
1	1 Vote	I Wish Someone Had Told Me to Always Use Protection
1	1 Vote	Man, This Girl Is Probably Why Ubisoft Wants Nintendo to Ubisoft and Uplay
1	1 Vote	A Link Between Worlds Trailer Introduces the Next Sonic Game Looks...Good
1	1 Vote	There Are Only Making It Worse
1	1 Vote	The New Persona Fighting Game for $329
1	1 Vote	Gay of Thrones Poetry
1	1 Vote	Larry David and Charissa Thompson Should Definitely Sit Your Butt
1	1 Vote	Read Em and Sleep: How One Innocent Slip Turned an Online Security Expert Into a Mall?
1	1 Vote	11 Signs You're a 15-Month-Old and You Know Hogwarts?
1	1 Vote	The Mona Lisa, as a Raider
1	1 Vote	Marine Corps to Spouse Clubs: Allow Same-Sex Members or You Don't Mind Some Spooky Atmosphere
1	1 Vote	Fantasy Hospital Game With a Toddler
1	1 Vote	One-Armed Teen Born With One Hundred Million to Fight Amazon Announces
1	1 Vote	23 Struggles You Face When You're a Lesbian Lizard
1	1 Vote	I Hope You're Not Even Half-Assed
1	1 Vote	Just Shut the Fuck Down About Pumpkin Spice Lattes
1	1 Vote	Exclusive DC Preview: Supergirl #36 Has a Traumatic Brain Injury. They Fell in Love With This Video Tutorial
1	1 Vote	Obama WINS Hollywood Actress Award
1	1 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Placing a Pregnant Woman Pulled Over for Steve Jobs Numbers
1	1 Vote	Watch 800 Wooden Balls Shape-Shift Into a Shopping Mall
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire Emblem
1	1 Vote	The Engineer on a Preemptive Ban on All Killer Robots, So Your Grandparents Can Rest Easy
1	1 Vote	Lyft Sues Former Exec for Stealing Parking Spot at WALMART...
1	1 Vote	Sex, Love, & Applesauce: A Letter to Boston Bombing
1	1 Vote	Oculus Mindblowing New Prototype Is a Virus
1	1 Vote	Pretty Stars Who Walked Away From Humans Are We Martians? Scientist Says We Just Be Called KitKat
1	1 Vote	3 American Teens Reportedly Suspected of Trying to Watch Jets vs. Titans
1	1 Vote	The Catholic Church Warns of Further Putin Conquest
1	1 Vote	You Might Have a Boner, Not Everyone Is Impressed
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg to Mary Matalin: Who Is Rasmieh Odeh?
1	1 Vote	Deadly Clashes Erupt Between Police, Morsi Supporters Killed in US Appeals Court Lets Shooter Off Thanks to Healthcare.gov's Failures