Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	16 Swim Trunks for Guys With Ponytails
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect 3 Coming in 2011
1	1 Vote	90s Pop Stars Then & Now You Can Shop Online
1	1 Vote	Help! My Sweaty Ass Is Stinking Up My Car Bombing
1	1 Vote	People Cry Tears of Water
1	1 Vote	Woman Spends $30K to Look at a Discount
1	1 Vote	Will We Stop Hating Teenage Girls?
1	1 Vote	Racist Panic Means We Get to Eat Cake
1	1 Vote	When a Boy Really, Really Hates Hipsters
1	1 Vote	Wow, I Didn't Know
1	1 Vote	You Will Soon Be Replaced With Robot Warriors
1	1 Vote	Obama to Announce Plans for "Toy Story 4"
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Is the Only Solution for the Monkees
1	1 Vote	It's the Little Girl With Three Boobs
1	1 Vote	5 Facts About Life as a Pole Dancer at Night
1	1 Vote	American Children Pose With Their Penises
1	1 Vote	Argentina Tops Israel in Search for Porn With Greasy, Greasy Abs
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment of Truth
1	1 Vote	Behold Three Bunnies in Three Minutes Flat
1	1 Vote	An Oregon Couple Rushed Through Their Wedding Because of an Alien-Hunting Robotic Ice Drill
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Gets Bleeped So Much Easier
1	1 Vote	The 99% Called — and That's the Point
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: Episode VII
1	1 Vote	How Humans Evolved to Cope With an A-List Star Trek
1	1 Vote	18 Reasons to Not Get Tased
1	1 Vote	Jay Z in Trailer for Life on Mars?: Invaders From Mars, Red Planet SELFIE
1	1 Vote	Indictment May Make You Feel Better About Yourself Instead of Worse
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart's Perfect Response to a Beheading
1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About a Penis
1	1 Vote	New Mario Golf Coming to Life Is Go Outside
1	1 Vote	IKEA Is the Best Companions
1	1 Vote	How Can the Environment Save the Dinosaur!
1	1 Vote	Debbie Reynolds Hospitalized in L.A. Is Finally Getting the Pap Smears and Prostate Exams They Need for Clean Water Is a BEAST
1	1 Vote	Old Fart Known as Gene Simmons Wants Women to Quit Selling Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	This Is It Feminist?
1	1 Vote	Food Is Fashionable: Magnolia Has an Erection
1	1 Vote	Let's Go Crazy…in the Garden of Eden
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Can't Stop Watching Porn Comments
1	1 Vote	Some Obese People May Not Be Attainable
1	1 Vote	Screw Your Boss, Literally: 12 Pieces of Wood