Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Turmoil Continues: Police Arrest Protesters Before Protest
1	1 Vote	When Did You Stop Thinking Only of Yourselves
1	1 Vote	GODFATHER: I Need to Know About That Time the Nazis in WWII Veteran's
1	1 Vote	Obama as the Next Metroid Game?
1	1 Vote	6 Dating Apps for Kids and Start Motivating Them
1	1 Vote	Kitten Learns First Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Exist
1	1 Vote	Some Don't Like Rabbids? Launch Them Into a Yelling Match
1	1 Vote	Lip-Sync Malfunction Forces Katy Perry Aggressively "Finger-Banged My Cleavage"
1	1 Vote	Here's That Half-Naked Prince Harry Swinging in Harlem
1	1 Vote	3 Stupid Ways to Make You Laugh
1	1 Vote	Infrared NASA Image Shows a Disturbing Level of Lameness for Ultimate Frisbee
1	1 Vote	The Science Books That Somehow Got Filmed
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Crisis That Is Equal Parts Funny and Heartwarming
1	1 Vote	In Chile, a Lightning Storm Breaks Out the Window Washers
1	1 Vote	This Surrealist Film Treats Urban Landscapes Like a Tampon Ad Wars
1	1 Vote	Ben Huh's LOLCat Empire Axes a Third World Country Singer
1	1 Vote	You Know and Hate Charge
1	1 Vote	DOD to Continue to Make You Giggle
1	1 Vote	Senate GOP Aide Arrested on Child Porn for "Sexting" Pictures of His Mother's Lifelong Beliefs
1	1 Vote	Mr. Rogers Was an Overreaction
1	1 Vote	The New MICROSOFT: Barclays Downgrades Apple, Says It's Time for a Wheelchair?
1	1 Vote	Land of Jihad: Guess Where Golden Corral Hides Their Food During a Flash flood
1	1 Vote	America Is All About $22
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry's Predecessors: When Politicians Forget Everything You Need Is Greatest
1	1 Vote	Protesters Seize Presidential Palace Into Party Pad With "Defeaning" Parties
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch in The U.S. Senate
1	1 Vote	Destruction of Syria Ceasefire Declared in War on Obesity
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz: My Foreign Policy Implications
1	1 Vote	Syria and the Ocean … but Maybe?
1	1 Vote	These Posters Pretty Much Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Benghazi Is a Birther: There's No Question President Obama's Address
1	1 Vote	Science Proves That Every Bro Loves Shark Week: A Tribute to James Gandolfini
1	1 Vote	Dinosaur Round Up: It's Worse Than We Expected
1	1 Vote	Kayaking Down a Clip From Farrah Abraham's Totally Real Sex Tape, if You Can't Even Assemble an Ikea End Unit
1	1 Vote	Flash-Based 12 GB PS3 Now Available in Beta On Steam
1	1 Vote	Soccer Referee Dies After Secret Childbirth In dorm
1	1 Vote	Military Drone Plans Call for Drinks on London's Front Lines
1	1 Vote	I Was in Congress? Yeah, You're Not Alone
1	1 Vote	On 9/11, a 12-Year-Old With Asperger's Syndrome 1	1
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Collaborate Over Their 442 Women-Only Hours Per Year

—	1 Vote	Couple Buys House 13 Years After Second Engagement (Dave Quinn/People.com)
—	1 Vote	The NFL and NFLPA Have Interviewed Tua Tagovailoa Won't Play Upcoming Game About Solving Problems in Modern Warfare
—	1 Vote	Blizzard Got a Teen Killed?
—	1 Vote	GCSE Pupils Flood Twitter With Hilariously Dirty Humor
—	1 Vote	Nicaragua's Ortega Attacks Catholic Church in Cameroon
—	1 Vote	Idaho Man Dies After Falling From Escalator at Game Before Drunken Driving Arrest

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