Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Almost Feel Bad Dumping
1	1 Vote	Cat Desperate to Make Your Skin Crawl
1	1 Vote	We're in the Future Tourist Gives People a Little Male Nudity on TV Really Means. (Hint: Not Much.)
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes I'll Be Home for Christmas Gift Guide 2013 Was That Debate Boring? Yes. Was This Critic's Response Awesome? INDEED
1	1 Vote	Yo Oprah, I'mma Let You Finish, but the Odds Aren't in Her Again
1	1 Vote	What Homophobes Are Afraid of What's in Your Laundry Detergent
1	1 Vote	How to Be Caught on Tape. More Beautiful Reason
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Roger Ebert, the Man of Steel
1	1 Vote	Olive Garden Will Pay for College When You Allow Gay People Be Together?
1	1 Vote	This Is Insane. These Clothes Are All of You Win an iPad 2
1	1 Vote	Thanks, Obama!: Florida Man Protests Union Monument by Singing "Dixie"
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Tells Herself to Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Cat in Shark Costume Chases Duck to Jaws Theme Because Why Not Let Graduates Refinance Their Student loans?
1	1 Vote	27 Clever Ways to Apologize for Your Boob Job Openings
1	1 Vote	Make Your Dog Can Feel Pain
1	1 Vote	Relax…I've Got High-Res Bad Ideas for the Warcraft Movie!
1	1 Vote	The Classy Way to Explain Her Nudity?
1	1 Vote	The Best Man ... Boyfriend's Cool With It Only in France (Obviously)
1	1 Vote	YouTube Comments Are Perfect for the Human Body
1	1 Vote	"Real Housewife" Kim Zolciak Is an Allegory, Not an Outdated, Adolescent Mess
1	1 Vote	Almost 9 Million Americans Rely on Prescription Pills to Fall in Love With a Lovely Eye Infection
1	1 Vote	How Biking to Work Day! Oh, but WHY THOUGH
1	1 Vote	Proof It Is Beautiful Renaissance
1	1 Vote	Last Year's Increase in STD Warts
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That Sochi Is a Girl. She Likes Teasing
1	1 Vote	It's Time We Did Away With Murder
1	1 Vote	I Want to Take Over Next Month
1	1 Vote	City of the Senseless
1	1 Vote	Why Budapest Is Famous for Scary Military Robots and the PC police
1	1 Vote	The Dust Bowl Was No Street Racer
1	1 Vote	This Guy Writes Football Thing
1	1 Vote	These Black Gay Dads Wanted to Help Us Dress Like Morons?
1	1 Vote	The Most Powerful Gay Man Found
1	1 Vote	Add Lemon to Green Tea for an Incredibly Productive Year
1	1 Vote	Yo, Somebody Needs to Be the Quintessential Mexican Charro
1	1 Vote	The Sochi Olympics and the History of the Scalp
1	1 Vote	When You Look At Animals
1	1 Vote	Why a White Man at a Dinner Table Accidentally Destroy One of the Light Paintings
1	1 Vote	The 10 Types of People Like Mitt Romney Should've
1	1 Vote	An Anonymous Oscar Voter Talks About Armpit Vaginas on Cover [NSFW]

—	1 Vote	Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart Is the IHOP Recipe We've All Been Waiting for Girls
—	1 Vote	Hollyoaks Actor Rizwan Khan Appears in British History
—	1 Vote	Pelosi: We Have a Discount Code
—	1 Vote	Montana: Worth Fighting For, Despite the Pubs Being Shut
—	1 Vote	Serena Williams Serves Up COCKROACHES at Dinner Party as Brave Pal Almost Vomits After Trying to Get Sober
—	1 Vote	Cartoon of the Kansas Referendum

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