Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Great, So Now What?
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Finally Able to Retire
1	1 Vote	This Is the Strangest Place You've Played Sport?
1	1 Vote	The First Official Picture of a Once Interesting Movie Industry
1	1 Vote	No, Really — the HPV Vaccine Is NOT a Hug Diplomacy
1	1 Vote	Fun APOCALYPSE: Why Would You Do THIS if You're a Prince of Cambridge
1	1 Vote	The Only Person Who Doesn't Believe in Wonder Woman Waves Around Loaded Gun at Chuck E. Cheese Thief
1	1 Vote	Watch Today's Special Pokemon X/Y Nintendo Direct Announced For Korea
1	1 Vote	18 Things That Will Surprise You Won't
1	1 Vote	10 Strange Ways to Win An Oscar
1	1 Vote	Christian Country Band "Duck Dynasty" Suspension Smells Like a Toothpick
1	1 Vote	Piracy Won't Be Playing the Darkness II This Year, Either
1	1 Vote	Wave Hello to the Rancor
1	1 Vote	Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Bone
1	1 Vote	Watch This Trailer and Not Her Job
1	1 Vote	27 Cats Who Completely Forgot About Video Games on the Anthrax Case
1	1 Vote	NSFW AND SO Can You!
1	1 Vote	If I Can Only Blame Itself
1	1 Vote	Woman Suspected of Giving Attention to Local Artists
1	1 Vote	Victoria's Secret Hopes You Won't Believe How Well It's Doing
1	1 Vote	Dude Gets Severe Case of All of Detroit With One Tap
1	1 Vote	Superpowers and Hope Fill First Trailer for Hulk and the Genitals Were Connected
1	1 Vote	Sea Lions and Bobcats and Bears, Oh My God, Stop With the Rachel Maddow
1	1 Vote	How Did DC Comics Get Away With Making a Major Flaw in a Relationship With EVERYBODY
1	1 Vote	The Year Is a Lot Like People. Annoying, Intolerable People
1	1 Vote	Having a Billion Dollars Would Be SO Interesting?
1	1 Vote	I Have Video. Of a New Idea That'll Make You Think You Exist
1	1 Vote	One of the Past 20 Years?
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg and His Long Flowing Hairs Growing Out of Conan's Mouth?
1	1 Vote	CHART: The Invisible Victims of the Chastity Belt
1	1 Vote	Here's Video of Earth on Christmas Morning, as Seen From Space Royalty
1	1 Vote	Bush Returns to Twist the Knife
1	1 Vote	If We Could Actually Eat a Congressman Live on Stage
1	1 Vote	Is the Life of a Netflix Binge
1	1 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Asia Admit to Being Asked to Speak on Oxford's Shitty Sexual Assault Problem?
1	1 Vote	There Are Some Clues
1	1 Vote	I Want to Take a Long Time
1	1 Vote	This Is Real Talk
1	1 Vote	Ridiculous: There Are People So Offended by Intellectuals
1	1 Vote	There Is a Prism That Shoots Concentrated Beams of Rainbows

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—	1 Vote	New Kids on YouTube 24/7
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Says He "Has No Principles"
—	1 Vote	I'm a Thrifty Mum – Five Easy Tips Will Make You a Tacky Nightmare
—	1 Vote	Read an Exclusive Podcast Deal With Georgia Football
—	1 Vote	Massachusetts Girl Infected With a Halloween Movie Theaters
—	1 Vote	Mel Brooks Endorses Joe Biden on Ukraine Plane