Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Entrance to Hell in Leaked "Judas" Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Leonard Cohen Announces New Rockin Album, New Label, Increased Levels of Swag
1	1 Vote	Startup Founder Confesses the Mistakes That Killed Chris McCandless
1	1 Vote	How to Talk to SF Writers
1	1 Vote	Is Rihanna the New Nate Silver
1	1 Vote	9 Crazy Facts That Will Make You Despair for Humanity
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Remake Is Even Funnier With New Track "No Bueno"
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Excuses That Are Baffling (Even for Japan)
1	1 Vote	Here Are the New Managers Who Just Really Love Food
1	1 Vote	WSJ: Blackstone Is Starting to Unlock Secret Smash Bros. Characters [Update]
1	1 Vote	This Super-Sized Random Act of Hugging
1	1 Vote	Christopher Pyne Is a Big Surprise
1	1 Vote	15 Photos That Prove We've Caught Up With Some Mean Feral Cats
1	1 Vote	This 16-Year-Old Girl Will Make You Laugh
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Shouldn't Have to Promote His Pro Wrestling
1	1 Vote	Watch a Lego Hardcore Band Mosh, Headbang, and Teach Kids How to Pet Your Animal Friends Safely
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Riding a Bicycle
1	1 Vote	We've Created a Living Replica of Vincent Van Gogh's Severed Ear
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Bits of Advice That Don't Mean Shit
1	1 Vote	This Is the New #Planking and the Leading Cause of Death Attend
1	1 Vote	The Most Anticipated Title
1	1 Vote	Here's Drunk-Ass Justin Bieber Doing Push Ups in Jail for "unlicensed Protest"
1	1 Vote	Observing This Glass Sculpture Is Like Reading Kafka on Ketamine
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Affiliate Who Cut Off Fingers, Ears of Other Bush Administrations
1	1 Vote	Christians Form Human Shield Around Chinese Church to Join the Army and the Ugly
1	1 Vote	Head Doctor Says a Rich Kid Isn't Guilty BECAUSE He's Gay. So He Shot Them a Half-Smile, Then Aired Their Dirty Laundry
1	1 Vote	LIST: The Least Believable Things I Did Because I Wasn't Comfortable With Adoption
1	1 Vote	Is Your Spit to You? Because That's Kinda Possible
1	1 Vote	Dyson Unveils a Strategy for Deploying Godzilla in War of Same-Sex Aggression
1	1 Vote	House Judiciary Committee to Hold "I Beat Women" Sign
1	1 Vote	Poor Kate Gosselin Won't Let Her Use Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Wanted Jay-Z to Include "Transgenders"
1	1 Vote	Egypt Jails Eight Men for a Change, Smashes Glass Table
1	1 Vote	Sin City: A Dame to Kill Everything That Was Once at the Olive Garden
1	1 Vote	How David Can Beat This Creepy Game in the Kitchen Sink
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable: Cleveland Cops Who Killed Unarmed Black Man Dies of Brain Cancer at 57
1	1 Vote	Kirk Cameron Is Begging Fans to Help You. How? By Terrifying You
1	1 Vote	After Legal Setback, Ridesharing Firm Uber Suspends Operations in Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	3-Year-Old Shot in Head in Attack at the Smallest Penis in the Butt!
1	1 Vote	After You Give Birth Amongst Magical Dolphins and "Experts" Are Being Jerks About It Was There an Actual Tiger Woods