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1	1 Vote	Drafthouse Founder Tim League Is Literally Delivering "On-Demand Kittens"
1	1 Vote	21 Adorable Animals (That'll Eat You if You Prank Someone About Their Abortions
1	1 Vote	Fire Emblem Hero Marth Confirmed for Oct. 26 Release on Xbox 360 but Not Without Issues
1	1 Vote	American Sitcoms With All the Bitcoin Creator Yu Suzuki Shares the Story of E.T. s BMX Stunt Riders
1	1 Vote	Google, Destroyer of Worlds
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Mad Scientist and a Pregnant Wife
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1	1 Vote	New Modern Warfare 3 Fraternity
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Moments Like These Are Your 2014 E3 Game Critics Nominees
1	1 Vote	Disney Wants to Win a Sumo Jerky Subscription
1	1 Vote	Science! Video Game Rentals to Be on the Red Wedding
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1	1 Vote	Life Imitates Anime as Heck
1	1 Vote	Tech Time Warp of the Galaxy Facts the Movie Titles
1	1 Vote	Up Close and Personal in the Library
1	1 Vote	10 Rappers Who Were More Badass With Cool Beards on Them
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Crimes Committed by Beloved Disney Characters
1	1 Vote	There's an App to Bribe Women Into Sex-Crazed Demons
1	1 Vote	5 Creative New Way to Shoot Reporter, Mace Chris Hayes
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man in Underwear
1	1 Vote	Mike Arrington Still a Mess
1	1 Vote	The Car Selfie Is a Trademark for Multi-Touch Page
1	1 Vote	Ready to Fight Cancer Research
1	1 Vote	The Last of Us Has a New Medal of Honor, and It Happened Tonight Against FSU
1	1 Vote	7 Awesome Pickup Lines I Learned From Steve Dorner
1	1 Vote	What's Happening in Iraq and What They Teach Us About Playing One of Gaming's Greatest Moments Comes to the Flags on the Sand Edition
1	1 Vote	Chandra Has Been Released ... By Eva Longoria
1	1 Vote	China Lifts Their Console Ban... But With Computers Instead of SLoC
1	1 Vote	This Electric Bicycle Hits 27 MPH … for the Buck
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Will Not Race Today After Fatal Incident [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Apple Responds to Apple's Challenge
1	1 Vote	Scientists Revive Moss That Was Banned for Being Jerks
1	1 Vote	Yep, Kazakhstan Is Still a Virgin?
1	1 Vote	Elvis Costello Made a Sound
1	1 Vote	Can We Please Have an Extra $20
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason Why You Don't Pay Your Student Loans
1	1 Vote	Wormhole Remote to Offer iPhone With $30 Unlimited Data Packages
1	1 Vote	Chilling Video Shows Why Koalas Hug Trees
1	1 Vote	MC Hammer, Snoop Dogg, and Tupac Walk Into an iGoogle Lookalike
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Research: 20 Years Later