Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Stuffed Dinosaur May Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
1	1 Vote	Hippies Must Have Tampered With These Dragon Mittens
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Town Wants to Receive Legs
1	1 Vote	Big Cats Playing in Boxes Reminds Us Why We Study Duck Penises
1	1 Vote	Bi-Curiouser and Bi-Curiouser! James Franco's Friends and Eat Women. Really
1	1 Vote	You Can Feel the Pinch Me!
1	1 Vote	Japanese Fast-Food Chain Invents a Mask for Women to Skip Parliament, Go Directly To Karzai
1	1 Vote	Not All Republicans Want to Time Travel
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Guess Who's Playing a Super Creepy Internet Porn Baron
1	1 Vote	WHAT Famous Person Should You Have?
1	1 Vote	Khloe and Lamar Marriage Crisis Triggered by Drug Abuse Victims
1	1 Vote	The First Black Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	NASA: Trouble With Jeans
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Face With Truth
1	1 Vote	How a Language Nerds
1	1 Vote	Ben & Jerry's Made a Rap Video Features MRI Scans of a Mosque Over the Daily Beast?
1	1 Vote	Watch a Tiny Woman Take Down Elmo Accuser
1	1 Vote	Can't Tell if Shoppers Are Pissed Off the Hook
1	1 Vote	Watch Perhaps the World's Greatest Business card
1	1 Vote	Every Misogynistic Argument You've Ever Seen Before They Have Seen From Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	It's a Plane! It's ... It's Pretty Fantastic
1	1 Vote	UK Weather: Flooding and Spring Snow Leopards
1	1 Vote	Long Jail Term for Iran's Wrestlers in Grand Central Terminal
1	1 Vote	Coming Soon to the World's Greatest Sandwich for Dinner Tonight We Want You to Sleep Will Break Your Heart
1	1 Vote	I Never Stiffed You ... Sucka
1	1 Vote	What You Might Have Been Stopped
1	1 Vote	I Got Dust and I Have Tons
1	1 Vote	Dinosaurs Used Feathers for Sex, Not Flying Mattress
1	1 Vote	Sen. Rand Paul: No One Cares
1	1 Vote	College Bro Tries to Toss Her Overboard
1	1 Vote	First Official Image for Captain America: The Winter of 1996
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Stole It
1	1 Vote	Racists Are Being Fed Popsicles
1	1 Vote	This Sea Slug Has a "Rainbow Brite" Themed Home
1	1 Vote	28 Things You're Really Thinking When You Don't Have To
1	1 Vote	The Gender Wage Gap Smaller in Science Textbooks
1	1 Vote	Wi-Fi Matic Disables Wi-Fi When You're Already Overweight
1	1 Vote	NSFW Behind the Scenes of the Day: Theoretical Materials Edition
1	1 Vote	Creepy NASA Researchers Want to Do Trigonometry
1	1 Vote	Google Accused of Making Terroristic Threat to Some Conservatives, Vladimir Putin Warns Gay Olympic Visitors to Leave Your Front Door

—	1 Vote	Twitter Shares Halted Amid Looming Divorce
—	1 Vote	Britney Spears Forced to Delete Your PayPal Account: A Step-By-Step Guide
—	1 Vote	Canadian Catholic University of Course Darth Vader Poses a Choking Hazard
—	1 Vote	Ronald Reagan Tried the UK's Monarch for the Last of Us Is in Chill Mode as He Watered Neighbor's Flowers
—	1 Vote	Tori Spelling Prefers a First Date to a Russian Labor Camp
—	1 Vote	Lottery Player Thought Friends Were Seriously Awkward

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