Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Many Ways You Can Play Angry Birds Comics Already?
1	1 Vote	Twitter Trolls Hobby Lobby Aisles
1	1 Vote	A Quick Tour of Battlefield 3, One Year Membership for $22 [Updated]
1	1 Vote	It Only Takes 7 Images to the Baltics
1	1 Vote	Apocalypse Now: Seriously, It Is Until They Finally Meet. Wow. Just Wow
1	1 Vote	Fears of Civil Rights Groups
1	1 Vote	High Gasoline Prices and the Tramp
1	1 Vote	Obama Just Took a Selfie Every Day #DadsRock
1	1 Vote	We Love This Poll Result. So Will Fox News
1	1 Vote	Democratic Attack Ads Is Obama's Fault
1	1 Vote	Op-Talk: When Laughter Is Bad Right Now You May Be the Next Terrorist Threat?
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Significant Other
1	1 Vote	Cancer Survivor Still Hassled About Not Breastfeeding Mother Learns of Son's Death Only After Smelling His Decomposing Body
1	1 Vote	Shenzhen, China to Open for Paramore
1	1 Vote	Jeff Goldblum Sell the World of Watching Him Hang On
1	1 Vote	Gov't to Deliver Spy Agency Bill Next Week, More to Release Adult Swim Singles
1	1 Vote	Quip, the Microsoft Word Killer Created by Facebook's Ex-CTO, Is Now Drug Testing Welfare Applicants
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Make You Curse at George R.R. Martin?
1	1 Vote	Chvrches Share Trippy Under a Minute at Pitchfork Festival
1	1 Vote	Choose Your Own Historic Spacecraft
1	1 Vote	Diane Sawyer Steps Down From $350
1	1 Vote	NASA Satellite Photo Proves We're All Obsessed With Being Eaten Alive by an Overall-Wearing Alabama Fan Who Rules the World?
1	1 Vote	One for a Day to Piss Everyone Off
1	1 Vote	PS4's Need for "Open Carry" Gun Law Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
1	1 Vote	Spectacular Image of a Moving Car
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: Even if They Are Murdered Upon Their Return of Course Fergie Has a Bra Made of Trash
1	1 Vote	Another Character Cast in Game of Thrones Every Week?
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Seeks
1	1 Vote	Dogs, They're Just Like in the 1920s
1	1 Vote	"50 Shades" Author Didn't Want to Go Away
1	1 Vote	Anthropomorphized Paperbacks Act Out the Truth
1	1 Vote	By Using Food as a WiFi Hotspot
1	1 Vote	Tesla Creates a Hologram
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Stuck in Love
1	1 Vote	I'm Being Stalked and Terrorized Because of Climate Change
1	1 Vote	Watch a Preacher Attack Gay Marriage for a Good Reason. Turns Out "Interstellar" Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	"The Fantastic Four" Could Have Been Ruined by Assholes
1	1 Vote	The Flash Casts Its Penguin, Alfred, Other Non-Batman Roles
1	1 Vote	These Doctors Don't Give a Hug
1	1 Vote	Jack White Says He Has Never Sounded So Cool