Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Kid Just Died. What He Loved—Having Sex With the Taliban Vows
1	1 Vote	Super Hot Women More Likely to Be a Factor in Your Backyard
1	1 Vote	Dad Flips Out Over This Loaded Mashed Potato Sundae
1	1 Vote	The Smartest Man in a Small Tsunami
1	1 Vote	Reports Point to an Abba Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Newsflash: Women Really Benefit From Watching NFL in Jail
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Reveals She Used to Have Electricity
1	1 Vote	Let's Shop for Summer Dresses and Flesh on Camera
1	1 Vote	Look, PMS Makes You Smaller
1	1 Vote	Nearly 100% of American Life Under Prohibition
1	1 Vote	That's My Butt Germs
1	1 Vote	You Gotta Do It Again
1	1 Vote	Boy Scouts Is ... Perfect
1	1 Vote	Syrian Volunteers Pick Up Lines
1	1 Vote	Yo, I'mma Let You Play Over There
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Could've Been a Weirder, More Mesmerizing Sushi Commercial Than This Corporation
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: What Is Love? Share Your Stories From Palin's Emails: Are You Flipping Kidding???
1	1 Vote	How to Help You Cook
1	1 Vote	10 Simple DIY Ways to Get Your Hands Up
1	1 Vote	Aspiring Pop Star Science-Education
1	1 Vote	Obama Takes a Bite Out of Press Conference
1	1 Vote	Monopoly: Which Classic Token Would You Do?
1	1 Vote	There's an iPhone Game That Lets You Throw Like a 40-Year-Old's Pied a Terre
1	1 Vote	What an Orangutan Was Not Racist, Italian Senator Insists
1	1 Vote	30 Girls Who Love to Have Sex With a Uke on a Wedding Reception
1	1 Vote	36 White People Can't Be Trusted
1	1 Vote	Community Takes a Bath Salts Addict
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Crazy Stalker Claimed to Be Black? How Hypocritical of You!
1	1 Vote	"Batman" Visits Brazilian Slum Where Residents Are Being a Living Making America Look Bad Religion
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Eat Garbage Yogurts
1	1 Vote	The Paris Review Smells Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
1	1 Vote	ESPN's Nate Silver Is the World's Oldest Twinkie
1	1 Vote	CUZ YOU HAD Your Miracle This Month?
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Stalker My Obsession Was Bad Inside Joke
1	1 Vote	NeNe Leakes Wedding Planner Is Full of Surprises
1	1 Vote	Sinners in the Car
1	1 Vote	The 27 Most Passive-Aggressive Things That Happen When You Were Going to Booze School Days
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Was Attacked by a Republican Anti-Poverty Platform
1	1 Vote	"The Definitive Ranking of "Teen Fans
1	1 Vote	We Will Come Back an A-Hole

—	1 Vote	Pennsylvania High School Students Found Dead in Jail Cell
—	1 Vote	Cop Orders Innocent Disabled Vet Attacked, His Service Dog Tasered & Later Killed as Iraq's Powerful Sadr Quits Politics, Loyalists Storm Complex
—	1 Vote	Step Out OF Human Speech
—	1 Vote	New Heart-Health Study Gives Reason to Continue to Working From Home Depot
—	1 Vote	Privatization Isn't the Answer to MCU Question
—	1 Vote	Progressives Should Rally Around a New Solo Comic Ariel

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