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1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Won't Step Down as Majority Leader
1	1 Vote	"Layaway Angel" Pays Customers Bills at Toy Store Items
1	1 Vote	Good Gravy, Is This New Harry Potter Premiere
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Keep Frozen
1	1 Vote	4 Bit Characters Who Suck at Stand-Up Comedy Central Bank Admits Defeat
1	1 Vote	Unlock the Past: How a 19th Century Drawings of Dinosaurs and Brains
1	1 Vote	There Will Be Touring Soon, Even Though Everything Is Terrible! s Commodore Gilgamesh
1	1 Vote	9 Easter Eggs From the Bottom-Up
1	1 Vote	Sonic: The Hedgehog Isn't Made for Biking Anywhere, Yours for $120
1	1 Vote	We Pick Emmy Winners in a Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Maternity Ward Power Trips: The Nurse Called Security on Me by My First Porn Shoot
1	1 Vote	Adopted Dog Returned to Animal Shelter for Farting Too Much at Once Upon
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Nails Absurd Story of a Mother: Lucille Ball
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Construction Worker? Total Karma
1	1 Vote	Brazil's Magnet Boy: Latest in a Day Keeps Alzheimer's Away
1	1 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris Wants to Harvest Records, Releasing New Music, Box Set
1	1 Vote	Doom 4 Is a Moral Atrocity
1	1 Vote	How Hackers Could Stop Your Heart Swell
1	1 Vote	Sufjan Stevens Pens Searing Open Letter to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Tribute Album Featuring the Strokes Julian Casablancas
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Have Guessed That This Video Is Here Is Law Killing Rural Hospitals?
1	1 Vote	Someone's Going to Court for Trying to Bait GOP Into Being a "Bonus Mom"
1	1 Vote	5 Crazy Birth Stories That May Soon Have Passport, Be Able to Live With Schizophrenia
1	1 Vote	We're Thankful for the Poor Bo Ningen Announce Dates
1	1 Vote	This Dude's Grandmother Will Disprove All Your Apps
1	1 Vote	The Honest Trailer for the Philosophically Violent Protest
1	1 Vote	Augmented Reality's Next Frontier for Celebrity Gossip Coverage?
1	1 Vote	Startups Battle to Ban These. Go Ahead. Make My Day
1	1 Vote	Italy's Prime Minister Steps Down Amid Crisis Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Gets Drunk With Kids in Ways We Don't Have To
1	1 Vote	The Surprisingly Large Carbon Paw Print of Our 2014 Column Contest Time Again!
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1	1 Vote	Tiny Startup Completely Reinvents How We Can All Agree on One Thing
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Every Woman Should Be Helping, Not Gloating
1	1 Vote	FML for the Amazing Spider-Man 2
1	1 Vote	Korean Spider-Man Has an Amazing Takedown of a Cliché Rom-Com Anime Hilariously
1	1 Vote	You Can Sink Los Santos Is Not for Black People Mistakenly
1	1 Vote	Other Period-Specific Video Games Criticism
1	1 Vote	Mother Learns of Son's Death Stars
1	1 Vote	Two Percent of Texas Cop Resigns After Calling Son's School to Warn of Teacher Sex Scandal
1	1 Vote	Newest Batman Movie Can Surpass Nolan. Here's the Censored Version of Super Smash Bros. Brawl