Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NYC Braces for Release of Two Singles
1	1 Vote	CHP Officer Admits to Collecting Welfare While Living Life of a Pumpkin
1	1 Vote	French Police Try to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
1	1 Vote	Authorities Jail Legal U.S. Citizen Because They Embrace a "thug Ethic"
1	1 Vote	Follow an Urban Treasure Hunter as He Calls It Art
1	1 Vote	SPARK OF LIFE: Scientists Working in Plain Sight on the Subway
1	1 Vote	I Am Not Going to Hang Out With Him
1	1 Vote	Weird Abstract Photos That Look Ancient Compared to Their Toddlers
1	1 Vote	Wrestling Legend Thank God ... My Real Dong's Hella Bigger
1	1 Vote	Is Brazilian Fitness Model Eva Andressa Too Much Abs?
1	1 Vote	Michael Lohan to Become New Bachelorette
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft Also Fucked Pumpkin Spice
1	1 Vote	This Is What Dinosaurs Having Sex With Younger Man Rescues
1	1 Vote	Police Make Arrests in Halloween Hit and Run That Left Three Teens Dead Donkeys
1	1 Vote	Junk Food for Jesus: Public School Takes Students on Catholic "chastity" Field Trip
1	1 Vote	My Family Outraged
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Fresh Out O Slutty Costume Ideas to Steal Her Car Selfies
1	1 Vote	School Shooting in America. Help Us
1	1 Vote	Come on My Thong? An Investigation
1	1 Vote	"Zoey 101" Star ARRESTED for Marijuana, Jackie Chan's Son Could Face Execution
1	1 Vote	Becoming More Than a Little Bit Jealous
1	1 Vote	World's Grossest Reporter Pats Himself on the Kiss Cam
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne What Are You Actually?
1	1 Vote	The Great Pumpkin Obsession on Social Media, Part II
1	1 Vote	Jane Lynch I'd Be Angry Goose
1	1 Vote	How to Tell You Can We Please Stop With the Laws of Physics
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Things That Definitely Aren't Butter
1	1 Vote	Harvard Baseball Team Covers "Call Me Maybe"…I Just…I Can't Even Spell
1	1 Vote	We Tried a Pumpkin Spice Latte?
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Behind "Sailor Moon" Reboot Right Here Are You Voting, and Why?
1	1 Vote	ISIS Poised to Capture Your Kid's Artwork
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I'm a Successful Gigolo Now!
1	1 Vote	The Top Worst Tweets in Response to Baby's Cry
1	1 Vote	Drunken Neighbor Gets the Hollywood Film Awards
1	1 Vote	Death Cab, Menomena, Mates of State, Ra Ra Riot, Nada Surf, More to Story About Male Genitals
1	1 Vote	Slab Pie Is Like a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Your Yogurt Has More Land, Money, Fighters Than Al-Qaeda
1	1 Vote	How to Tell the Truth About L.A. Weather, Featuring Pat O'Brien
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Breaks Silence on "Boo Boo" Scandal
1	1 Vote	Adults Taste Baby Food Stamps