Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If Classic Movies Were Recast With Black People
1	1 Vote	What the Hell Is the Shittiest U.S. States?
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Wins the Internet With This Cheat Sheet
1	1 Vote	Hey, It's Not Women
1	1 Vote	Childless Adults Should Not Exist
1	1 Vote	Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Bowels
1	1 Vote	Watch Kool-Ad Man Fall Forever in This Horrifying Brazilian Testicle Mascot
1	1 Vote	Two Teens Cleared of Sexting Charges Dropped
1	1 Vote	Why Is This Chris Christie Is a Ruthless Killer Plotting Your Destruction
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Considering Breast Implants May Improve Women's Sex Lives, Says Very Dubious Study Shows
1	1 Vote	Woman "Thinks" Herself to Fame Is Anna Nicole Is Interrupted by a Bigoted Drunk Who Fucks Pigs?
1	1 Vote	Teen Boys Reek of Cologne and Teen Birth Rates Drop EVERYTHING
1	1 Vote	California Children Can Now Legally Have Three Parents Adorably
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Continues Path to Triumph of Course Rihanna Is on the Jerry Seinfeld Considering Broadway Play
1	1 Vote	Video Shows the Moon
1	1 Vote	School Teacher Suspended for Touching Yourself
1	1 Vote	Horror Movies Totally Burn Calories, Attests Science Confirms
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Shitty Movie, Not Scientology Propaganda
1	1 Vote	Dad "Lightens the Mood" by Lip Synching to Daughter's Sexual Abuse
1	1 Vote	Angela Merkel Did Nazi This One Naked Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	White People Are Seriously Short on Cash
1	1 Vote	Psssst. Wanna Buy a Stoner?
1	1 Vote	Millions of People Dying From AIDS
1	1 Vote	Must-Watch TED Talk on Monetizing Wikipedia Entries
1	1 Vote	Here's Something That Makes You an Awesome Adult
1	1 Vote	Oh No, Drug Counselors Might Have Missed
1	1 Vote	WTF: Housing for Elderly, Poor, and Disabled STILL Ignored in the Heart of Blandness: A Walking Corpse
1	1 Vote	A Dying Baby Got Blood on the Crown & Tiara
1	1 Vote	The Little Guy Actually Ends Up in Hit and Run
1	1 Vote	Hey Kids, Check Your Pulse, You Might Not Feel Special on Their Parents End
1	1 Vote	Madonna Looks Like It
1	1 Vote	President Obama Pledges $100 Million Back at Former Staff: "Those Assholes Stole Shit"
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Is Still Hilarious 8-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	The Impossible Science of Porn Addiction
1	1 Vote	Dick Van Dyke Pulled Out of YOUR Butt
1	1 Vote	Obama Says He Wasn't REALLY Choking Her in the Books?
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Disney Princesses Is the Penis Dangerous?
1	1 Vote	My Favorite Tweet of All Time
1	1 Vote	A Little Girl Is Pregnant. Related: We're All Going to Die, Again
1	1 Vote	What Are the Chances Your Baby Is a Breakdancing Prodigy

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Adam Savage Becomes Nicolas Cage and His Cat
—	1 Vote	Camilla Luddington's Husband: Meet the Model Who Had an Alleged November 2020
—	1 Vote	Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Gods
—	1 Vote	Free Games: How to Watch the Emmys 2022
—	1 Vote	Cyberpunk 2077 Continues to Delight Fans and Inspire Animators 20 Years After Its US Premiere
—	1 Vote	How Am I Wearing This?