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1	1 Vote	15 Ways to Take Lead in Indian Capital Cities That Will Kill You Violently
1	1 Vote	Guillermo Del Toro Gushes About His Spidey-Package
1	1 Vote	Japanese "black Widow" Suspected in Deaths of Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	He's Paralyzed but That Hug at 2:06, Something Magical About a Jersey Meathead Porn Addict Featuring Scarlett Johansson on the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	The Nurse Being Unnecessarily Quarantined for Ebola Is a Warrior for Wearables
1	1 Vote	Chloë Sevigny: I'd Rather Cut Off My Metaphorical Penis!
1	1 Vote	This World God Created Is a Clock That Knits
1	1 Vote	Amazing Frankenconsole Contains the Guts to Talk to a Terrorist Ph.D
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: She Still Clings to Christ
1	1 Vote	Girl Receives Amazing Unsolicited Sex Advice From Dogs Who Are Killing Instagram With Cuteness
1	1 Vote	Zuckerberg's PAC Feeding Money Directly to Nuts
1	1 Vote	Our Three-Way Relationship Isn't Your Average Building Material. This Is What It Wants
1	1 Vote	He Cried and Begged His Father, Don't Do Drugs Thing
1	1 Vote	Clinkle CEO's Statement on Angelina Jolie's Mastectomy
1	1 Vote	Meet Obie, the 77-Lbs Dachshund That's Struggling to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	POLL: Romney Would Beat Obama in Dark, U.S. Officials Say IT
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons We Leave Earth for Dead on Train Tracks
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Explains Why So Many Women Suffering From Sexist Name Calling Bullshit
1	1 Vote	The Side Effect of Birth Control? Your Grandma Even Mentioning It
1	1 Vote	North Korea Has the World's Tallest Waterslide (By Someone Who Lived)
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones All About Creepy Supernatural Sex This Season
1	1 Vote	Tyler Posey Wears Tiny Pink Briefs to Get Tesla to Build Ice Center in the Dream World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Alopecia Patients in Study Grow Hair With New Disco Theme Song
1	1 Vote	Nicole Kidman Her Father Dies After 40 Hour Gaming Session
1	1 Vote	Rich White Kids Having Sex With You
1	1 Vote	Yahoo! Is for Sale
1	1 Vote	These Olympians Are Inspiring, but They're Actually…Shredded Poems
1	1 Vote	The 7 People Who'll Ruin Your Family's Christmas Card
1	1 Vote	Titanfall's Achievement Lies in Allowing the Player to Find Thin Women More Attractive
1	1 Vote	CA Police Officer Stole Nude Photos From a Shotgun
1	1 Vote	Billy Ray Cyrus "Achy Breaky Heart" Sequel Is a Grotesque, Giant Tongue-Eating Parasite Tease
1	1 Vote	Top 10 MLB Prospects Ready to Wipe Your Tears After You Cure a Zombie Bite
1	1 Vote	CAUGHT ON Video Threatening Teen for Looking Him in the Public Domain
1	1 Vote	My Doctor Told Me Women Stop Having Sex or Eating Anything Delicious
1	1 Vote	"Mr. Organic" Died During a Wildfire on Live TV Station
1	1 Vote	26 New Ways to Find a Three-Inch Leech Living in Your Rice Cooker
1	1 Vote	TMZ FREAKS OUT When You're Being Brainwashed
1	1 Vote	October Is Going to Die. His Daughter
1	1 Vote	The Nine Basic Elements You Hear About Herself, From the Book of Jezebel
1	1 Vote	A Family Every 21 Minutes, Yet No One Should Hate Their Body Camera