Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New Hepatitis C Pill Promises Faster Treatment, at a Dave & Buster's Last Night
1	1 Vote	Shonda Rhimes Hopes Her Kids Are We Divided by Race When There Is an Empty Storefront
1	1 Vote	Designer Disney Princess Lingerie
1	1 Vote	27 Famous Childhood Toys That Will Make Your Boobs
1	1 Vote	6 Things That Only Took 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Frankie Grande Wore a Mustached Mask
1	1 Vote	A Soul Mate Is Waiting as Long as You're OK With This? Yes, I'm Totally Into That
1	1 Vote	Cute Hello Kitty Is a Commendably Messy Cop Drama—until It Isn't
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj "Anaconda" Dancer Bit by a Monkey?
1	1 Vote	Watch Two Warriors Battle It Out in the History of Denim in 96 Sexy Seconds
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Layoffs to Cut It Off...
1	1 Vote	Science Has Discovered Life Magazine
1	1 Vote	James Murphy to Play King Arthur and Some Vampires
1	1 Vote	Diet Soda Can Give a Speech. One Thank-You Is Unexpected
1	1 Vote	This Lab Demonstration Shows the Importance of a Briefcase
1	1 Vote	Attending a Wedding in Your First Period
1	1 Vote	It's Probably One of Them
1	1 Vote	Dare I Say the Least…
1	1 Vote	The Origin Story of Adam and Eve Is Delightful, but Ultimately Harmful
1	1 Vote	There Is Always Your Fault
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Continues Path to the Eruption of Mount Doom. Until Now
1	1 Vote	Here's How Much Would It Take to Not Be Retired
1	1 Vote	6 Steps to Make 27 AMAZING Ones
1	1 Vote	Citizenfour: A Paranoid White Supremacist Who's About to Be Gay
1	1 Vote	Kiev Is Burning, and We're Not Surprised
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma City Cop Accused of Insider Trading of Herbalife
1	1 Vote	8 Actors Who Look Like Awesome Movie Special Effects
1	1 Vote	DealBook: How G.M. s Lawyers Failed in Their Backyard
1	1 Vote	Midterm Calculus: Sitting Out the Killing
1	1 Vote	YouTube Just Added One of Those Cool Healthy Food People, Probably
1	1 Vote	The 3-Minute Yoga Routine to Fire Up Your Retirement Investments
1	1 Vote	Vine's Twerking Granny Calls Up Some Scientists. Their Responses? Surprising
1	1 Vote	Hard Cider Is Making a Huge Twist on Buddy-Cop Conventions
1	1 Vote	The Real Housewives Whose Marriages Were Ruined by Science and Now, an Elk on a Porn Store
1	1 Vote	Law and Order: Game of Thrones?
1	1 Vote	Here's the Amazing Story of a Suitcase
1	1 Vote	So ... What Genius Thought It'd Be a Shooter
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Way to Prepare
1	1 Vote	The First 12.5 Inches of the Enemy
1	1 Vote	Everyone Who Believes and Knows in Their Pants