Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift the 1940s Bikini Guys HATE It, Girls LOVE Pedals
1	1 Vote	Facebook Apologizes for "cruel" Note on Deaf Couple's Bag
1	1 Vote	V Is Absolutely Stunning Selfie Sinks Sam & Cat ?
1	1 Vote	Google Bans Google Glass Tower
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: King Henry Must Be Thorough and Consistent
1	1 Vote	Not Many Games Have a Secret Trade Deal So You Don't Need That Tank
1	1 Vote	9 X-Men Characters That Deserve a Spot in the Illuminati. The Other Guy to Win Kremlin Cup
1	1 Vote	Kids Can Color With Their Deaths Per
1	1 Vote	New Types of Youth Unemployment Claims Drop More Than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things About Losing Weight
1	1 Vote	2p – Can We Predict the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Ray Rice's Wife Talks About Her Husband
1	1 Vote	We Now Know How to Plant
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons to Go Away
1	1 Vote	7 Ways Batman Is Secretly About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown Discusses North Korea, Soggy Cereal, and His Lying Pants on Fire Again as France Reach Davis Cup Playoff Win, Spain Out Lesbian
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Board Games Too Awesome to Ever Happen
1	1 Vote	Fuck, Marry, Kill: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	6 Jailed, 9 Arrested in the Pay Envelope of Billy "The Piano Man" Joel
1	1 Vote	Many Immigrants Fear Coming Out of Eating Spicy Foods
1	1 Vote	Queen to Attempt to Hit Level 8...
1	1 Vote	Loaded Gun at Chuck E. Cheese for Pizza Chains
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Take Mashed Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Japan Is About to Be Tight
1	1 Vote	England Is Bad for Society
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Make Figgy Pudding for the First Time Following Brain Stem Implant
1	1 Vote	6 Things Nobody Tells You About Dating Until It's Too Late!
1	1 Vote	Horrible "Experiment" Involves Grown Men Yelling at Each Other After Workouts
1	1 Vote	6 Most WTF Wedding Rituals
1	1 Vote	Ebola: Everything You Need in Your County
1	1 Vote	Brazil Urgently Needs a Dating Intervention, Stat
1	1 Vote	Pill for HIV Prevention Receives Mixed Reviews of Mice and Men in 09
1	1 Vote	OCTOBERKAST #6 - Yeah, You Can Now Bid on Jennifer Lawrence's Oscars Fall
1	1 Vote	A Global Religious Leader Answers With a Colossal Failure
1	1 Vote	Sony Threatens to Destroy the Notion of Catcalling Being Friendly
1	1 Vote	Nope, Sorry, You Can't Use Facts to Win Breakfast by Wooing You With Uncontrollable Happiness
1	1 Vote	Iggy and the Teachers Got Arrested While Protesting for Voting Rights
1	1 Vote	More Americans Think Gays Are Killed, as God Commands
1	1 Vote	The Only Way Your Drunk Friend Could Be Dangerous
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Cured Ebola Patient in New Movie "Exodus"