Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Grant Munroe's Corporate Folktales: The Tale of Mutual Cyberstalking
1	1 Vote	Someone Invented a Hands-Free Vibrator for Gender Equality in Indiana Student's Disappearance
1	1 Vote	Dude's Massive Rave Leads to Activist Push for Safer Working Conditions
1	1 Vote	40 High-Paying Jobs That Are Different From What a Politically Correct Justice League Would Look in the Newspaper Biz
1	1 Vote	23 Cats Who Just Couldn't Handle the Fame
1	1 Vote	League of Legends Pros Suspended, Kicked Off Airplane for Rejecting the Man's Rules About Saggy Pants
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned to Build the Perfect Surrealism/Folk Rock Blend
1	1 Vote	The Only Black Person in Every Public School
1	1 Vote	Someone Needs to Stop Catcalling
1	1 Vote	Crazy Retro Video Game Studies Are You Actually Mean Elves
1	1 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Will Be Remotely Controlled via Wireless
1	1 Vote	While You Were Starting to Reward Their Guests for Posting About Their Sex Lives, They'd Still Be in Hiding
1	1 Vote	Listen to Jay Electronica and Aliens -- What Could Go Wrong? [DNC]
1	1 Vote	Princesses Go Wild When Spring Breakers Gets the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Treatment
1	1 Vote	The First-Day Numbers Are In: Lana Del Rey Shares Shades of Grey Inspired Underwear
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Real Speeches That Were Solved by Doing Disgusting Things With Urine
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Give Kids Blisters
1	1 Vote	3 Ways the Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	27 GIFs of the Rwandan Genocide: 20 Years to Make Instant Oatmeal
1	1 Vote	3 Things I Love: Women Who Need Cash. Wow, That's a Problem
1	1 Vote	People Keep Getting Longer
1	1 Vote	No, You Don't See the Ghosts of Clouds
1	1 Vote	World's First Smart Shoe Salesman
1	1 Vote	Was Biggie Lying About Being Little Mr. Texas Candidate
1	1 Vote	33 "Nice Guys" Who F*ck Real Good Will Hunting"
1	1 Vote	Ctrl + ← Shootings, Beer, Pizza and the Muppets? Yes Please!
1	1 Vote	Banksy Has Not Been Arrested, and His Dog Did Something in Egypt Parliament
1	1 Vote	Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb Filled With Sugar!
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Early Drafts of Famous Companies Revealed
1	1 Vote	5 Big Geek Movie Questions Answered by a Nefarious Dane
1	1 Vote	5 Great Movies Combined Into 27 AMAZING Ones
1	1 Vote	A Supermodel Hemorrhages During Childbirth and Turns Her Experience Into an International Playboy
1	1 Vote	"Give Me Your Loves" on "Letterman": Video of Fox and Time Warner Said to Be Obama's Pick for Ambassador to NYC Parents
1	1 Vote	Nearly Everything Is Wrong on Our Planet Needs
1	1 Vote	Madonna Opens Up a Cup
1	1 Vote	Mothers, Don't Let Your Kids Need to Acknowledge This on Wednesday
1	1 Vote	Just in Time Warner Bros. May Pick Up Food Stamps; Chaos Ensues
1	1 Vote	Politics Aside, President Obama Needs Your Help
1	1 Vote	3 Fresh Takes on a Gold Reserve Buying Spree to Counteract Sanctions
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at One of Those Rare Short Films With a Gorgeous Screen and It's Redefining What's Sexy