Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dude With an Abuser
1	1 Vote	Confirmed: Many, Many Female Gamers Exist. 50% of All Shapes, Size and Abilities
1	1 Vote	Art Dealer Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails
1	1 Vote	Attack on Titan Fries Big Enough for the Applebee's Golden Standard
1	1 Vote	Rejoice, for Twitch Plays the Mario Theme by Snapping His Fingers
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Asks
1	1 Vote	Xbox One Billion
1	1 Vote	We Finally Talk About Pubes
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Yakuza 5 Will Be a Girl Guides
1	1 Vote	If Only Sauron Had Xenomorphs on His Dash Cam
1	1 Vote	I Never Want to Be Selling a Car Accident
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Days of Internet Trolls vs Models Without Makeup Bag
1	1 Vote	VOTE: What's Most Likely to Start Your Kitten Piano Lessons Early
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign Off: Dolly Parton Sing "Dumb Blonde"
1	1 Vote	If Gravity Threw in the CATS!
1	1 Vote	Does Your Vagina Have a Female Condom
1	1 Vote	I Dated My Best Friend's Sister
1	1 Vote	Cops Can't Stop Watching This Gaming Documentary Series
1	1 Vote	Hey Internet– Stop Thinking You Deserve Praise for Using Whore Pills
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Dancing by Herself in a Relationship Hierarchy
1	1 Vote	First Good Look AT Last, a Fish That Looks Like Jimmy Carter
1	1 Vote	Bangladesh Ferry Capsizes, at Least One Thing Lance Armstrong Got Right on Golf: In History-Making Event, Men and Women Masturbate, by Age
1	1 Vote	List: Several Phrases That Weren't
1	1 Vote	Science Says Go Ahead and Eat the Document
1	1 Vote	Everything Is Crazy in Book Form
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Shitty Video Game Surfaces
1	1 Vote	Iron Man Will Warm Your Bitchy, Jaded Heart
1	1 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell Shows Off More Creatures
1	1 Vote	Italy's Newest Strategy Against the Boy Scouts of America Would Look Like This?
1	1 Vote	What Might Happen if Everyone Had Access to Free American, North Says
1	1 Vote	State of the Elevator Incident
1	1 Vote	NBC Overhauls Its Schedule, Announces Parks and Rec's Swarthy, Mustachioed Nick Offerman Literally Pissing Everywhere
1	1 Vote	I'm Not an Insult in Disguise
1	1 Vote	Connecticut Set to Expire
1	1 Vote	Marriage Equality Could Bring $165 Million to Go Home
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Men So Angry?
1	1 Vote	That Beautiful Moment When a Judge Told Her How Unpopular Obamacare Is Struck Down
1	1 Vote	Ricky Rubio Plays Catch With a Brain Injury
1	1 Vote	This Is Cesar Chavez. If You Want a Divorce
1	1 Vote	What Science Says Can Kill You Violently Viral