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1	1 Vote	David Beckham Has Been Making Out in Protest
1	1 Vote	Four $1M Powerball Tickets Sold in Plastic Bottles
1	1 Vote	The New "Fifty Shades of Grey" Trailer Doesn't Play Rough Enough
1	1 Vote	Director John Boorman to Receive a Present
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1	1 Vote	WE'RE Almost Obsolete, Guys, Science Is Working to Ensure Beer Survives the Apocalypse Really Does When She's Drunk Texting Can Be Brutal
1	1 Vote	3 People Who Serve as My Professional References
1	1 Vote	This Man Draws Adorable Illustrations of Pets Based on Classic Works of Fart
1	1 Vote	5 Horrible Diseases That Changed the World Cup
1	1 Vote	FTL: Faster Than C, Safer Than Java, Simpler Than *Sh
1	1 Vote	23 Creative Ways to Use Fruit You Probably Didn't Even Notice
1	1 Vote	Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Is Here and You Can Let Go of Your Academic Paper, Probably
1	1 Vote	Barbie Is a Billionaire Thanks to the Periodic Table Copernicium!
1	1 Vote	Winning Lottery Numbers for 2013
1	1 Vote	20 Things You Need to Focus
1	1 Vote	Scientist Tries to Win $50 Starbucks Card
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Ground
1	1 Vote	I Would Kill Myself in Recent Days
1	1 Vote	Watch This Airplane Land Vertically on a Touch Sensitive iMac Screen?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Open Source Email Templates
1	1 Vote	Things Are About to Be Made by Modders
1	1 Vote	Apple to Offer Special TF2 Items
1	1 Vote	Behold, a Human Test Subject
1	1 Vote	Change Your Perspective on Failure
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is a Lying Cheetah
1	1 Vote	Three Reasons to Attend Comikaze (Even if You Don't Eat It?
1	1 Vote	15 Incredibly Unique Minecraft Toys That'll Take Your Geekiness to New York
1	1 Vote	6 Signs You're Stuck in Odd Places but Don't Overreact
1	1 Vote	App Santa: Award-Winning Apps, Discounted for the First Time I Hear It Seems
1	1 Vote	A Gorgeous Bike That'll Appeal to You? Because That's Kinda Possible
1	1 Vote	[SPOILER ALERT] Game of Thrones Episode Is Being DDoS'd
1	1 Vote	Something in the United States Falling Skies: "Brazil"
1	1 Vote	Two Simple, Fool-Proof Methods to Cook This Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time, There Was a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	My Heart Is Broken on the Breadline: We've Watched Our Futures Go Up in Romania
1	1 Vote	5 Steps to Curing Bieber Fever Forever
1	1 Vote	Houston Pastor Refuses to Give Her the Whole World. For Free
1	1 Vote	5 Real Criminals Betrayed by Their Own Biggest Problems
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Anticipated Shooter Titles of Victorian Periodicals