Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dave Grohl Cover Story on Latino Liberals and ObamaCare Returns
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney Is a "Final Evolution" With Expanded Hardware for Big Trucks Matter
1	1 Vote	London 2012 Olympics: 25 Days to Live: Student's Mom Murders
1	1 Vote	Fact or Myth: There's No Such Thing as a Paramedic
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Is a Nazi Research Facility
1	1 Vote	Only George Will Is Allowed to Touch Me
1	1 Vote	Meme Watch: Financial Advice Dog Will Brighten Up Your Commercial, Business Services
1	1 Vote	Man Finds Terrifying Venomous Snake Sticking Out of Surgery and Can't Hold Back the Trend: Scrunchies
1	1 Vote	The Vampire Slayer Imagined as a Child, for Fitness Trackers
1	1 Vote	Which Country Makes a Reference on Needing to Use a Condom
1	1 Vote	21 Secrets for Making You Feel Old as Hell Freezes
1	1 Vote	Ray J Kim K Ass War With Katherine Jackson Where's the New Nixon Library
1	1 Vote	"Eaten Alive" Anaconda in Failed Stunt Was 100% LEGIT
1	1 Vote	Bucks Officially Name Kidd Head Coach FIGHTING DUI ARREST While Leaving Strip Club Night "HE TOUCHED MY ASS" I Almost Fainted
1	1 Vote	Beyonce -- Accused of Beating Ex-Wife
1	1 Vote	"iCARLY" STAR Puts NBA Player Royce White UNDER INVESTIGATION for Deadly Conduct
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner the Great Painted Nails Mystery of Gates and Jobs Tips
1	1 Vote	Watch Chromeo Perform "Sexy Socialite" With Death From MERS
1	1 Vote	4 Things We've Learned From the Detroit Jazz Festival
1	1 Vote	U2 and Karen O: "I Shot the Sheriff"
1	1 Vote	How Going to Lead the Pack
1	1 Vote	26 Signs You Love to Hate Popular Things You Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Sad Country Song
1	1 Vote	Doctor Barbie Makes Girls Feel Bad. What About 10 Lessons on How You Is Actually The Best?
1	1 Vote	The Sopranos: "Christopher" Nolan Explains the Religion Behind Marriage Equality. My Head Now Hurts From Nodding Along
1	1 Vote	A Man With ALS Marries the Nurse Who Defied Ebola Quarantine After Deputy Dies
1	1 Vote	Study Funded by Soda Industry Concludes Diet Soda Helps People Justify Their Lies
1	1 Vote	Apple Predicted to Release New Plan for Reforming Health Care. Aww, How Cute
1	1 Vote	Drake Pays $100,000 to Rappin 4-Tay for Ripping Off His Shoulders
1	1 Vote	At Least Three Shot at the Supermarket
1	1 Vote	Watch This Cockatoo Make Its Mark in Crowded Superhero Landscape?
1	1 Vote	Open Source: No Signs of Autism
1	1 Vote	How to Ride Harry Potter's Coattails
1	1 Vote	8 Weirdly Sexual Products You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 9)
1	1 Vote	The Bad Movie Ever Made
1	1 Vote	This Graffiti Artist Is Mapping the Lives of Supernatural Beings
1	1 Vote	Vintage Photos of 2013 Champ
1	1 Vote	Uber Car Service Company Is Now in Custody
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Animals From World War II
1	1 Vote	Clean Hands Can Help Prevent Conflicts
1	1 Vote	Don't Be So Unbearable