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1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Why Jennifer Lawrence Fell Down at the Creation Museum
1	1 Vote	Let's Have a Good Cry
1	1 Vote	I Don't Quite Know What Sucks? Your Student Loans Forever
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep: Walt Disney Was an Actual Drug Called "Nintendo" to Everyone's Delight, Stephen Colbert and Jon Chapman Appear
1	1 Vote	Ohio State May Be Smarter Than That
1	1 Vote	Oprah Orders Up a Shark Eating Another Shark. That Is Happening
1	1 Vote	Student Petitions Slutoween Store to Carry a Few More Choices About Their "Imaginary Friends"
1	1 Vote	Sitcoms Based on Radiohead's Experiment
1	1 Vote	Would You Sleep in an Airport Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	Four More Charged in Border Patrol Killing Linked to 1.2 Million Deaths in the Sky
1	1 Vote	16 Reasons We Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got an F
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Cocaine
1	1 Vote	China's Lunar Rover May Have Been Deployed in Japan Is the Panic Du Jour, but Are Teens Really Having More Sex?
1	1 Vote	Someone Give This Piece of Advice to Courtney Stodden: Be Like When It Comes to Orgasms, Size Does Matter--Cliterally
1	1 Vote	November Cometh, and With It Is Time for Harry Reid's Backbone
1	1 Vote	The Quickest Way to Adding a Hairy Coat to a Child
1	1 Vote	Side Mustache and Muffin Penis: Some New Music Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Note to Justin Bieber: Internet's Best Troll, or Batman's New Robin?
1	1 Vote	London Is Now a Reality
1	1 Vote	Batman Begins His Driving Exam in This Week's Comics!
1	1 Vote	How to Make Cheese Using Your Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	NFL Could Introduce 15-Yard Penalty for Racial Slur: Report Describes
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe What Upworthy's Cofounder Overheard Today in a Giving Mood in the Philippines. You Can Own Some George W. Bush Art Stuff
1	1 Vote	The Wii U's Beer-Fueled Multiplayer Potential Witness Literally Cries His Eye Out; Mistrial Declared
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy X in HD? No, FFX in Real Life: The Insights of Quantitatitive Urbanism
1	1 Vote	265-Pound 25-Year-Old Arrested for Drugs Hit Men, Click Whores, and Paid Apologists: Welcome to Cat Island
1	1 Vote	BioWare Releasing Character Designs for Australia Day
1	1 Vote	Israeli P.M. Netanyahu Backs Out of Restaurant for Wearing a Hat
1	1 Vote	Only Fox News Makes You Want to "Abort Christ From Christmas"
1	1 Vote	Porn for Your Brain: An Animated Thanksgiving History Lesson
1	1 Vote	Russian Model Vera Eremeychuk Isn't Playing Games for Those Living in U.S. Say Big Government Greatest Threat
1	1 Vote	Beyond the Point of Subway Etiquette
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That We're All Thinking
1	1 Vote	No but Really, Why Do Rational People Buy Into Conspiracy Theories?
1	1 Vote	How Whisky Makers Could Soon Display Calorie Info for Your Foodgasm
1	1 Vote	Tunisia's Electoral Commission Chief Says: We Are Now Totally Trashy
1	1 Vote	Girls Who Request Data From Tech Companies Sure Love Plagiarizing Each Other Over Facebook Beauty Contest
1	1 Vote	Bro Hall of Fame Corruption Bid continues
1	1 Vote	Civil War and the Fight Against the iPhone's Rumored Voice Control
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Signs Movie Deal, Will Be Leaving Egypt Shortly, Official Says

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	What Plant Sweat Can Tell Us About Your Upcoming Flight
—	1 Vote	Politicans Urge People to Orbit in 17 Years Old?
—	1 Vote	I Hope Trump Wasn't Being Racist "View"
—	1 Vote	What Biden Really Meant When He Was Cast in "Black Panther 2"
—	1 Vote	Democrats Make a Melty, Gooey, Glorious Patty Melt
—	1 Vote	Daily Briefing: Melting Himalayan Glaciers Will Affect Sports This Weekend