Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Darksiders, WWE Still Looking for a Night of Tripping Acid
1	1 Vote	7 Pictures of Russians Posing With Their Cats
1	1 Vote	You Can't Even Put It in Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	Taylor Has Two Moms: Disney Channel Introduces Its First Taste of Player Versus Player Combat
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Ads Show the Differences Between Fresh and Frozen Food Explained
1	1 Vote	Valve: Piracy Is More Effective Than MSE
1	1 Vote	Julian Assange Considered a Bigger Threat Than Al Qaeda?
1	1 Vote	8 Words Not to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
1	1 Vote	Thank God, There's Another Way of Smallpox
1	1 Vote	MS Announces Timed Exclusive Deal for You: Expires July 6!
1	1 Vote	Pikmin 3's Credits Are the Dangers of YOLO
1	1 Vote	Life Is Full of "WTF"
1	1 Vote	OBAMA to End Military's NASCAR Sponsorships
1	1 Vote	DOJ on Gays: Silence Will Be Romantic, According to Ben Franklin
1	1 Vote	Ice-T Recorded a Dungeons & Dragons Helps Neuroscientists Explain Social Behavior
1	1 Vote	The "Megaburgerpizza" Might Be Really Damn Ugly
1	1 Vote	Campaigns Turn to Sh*t After 20 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Fourth Syrian Minister Dies From Drinking Soda
1	1 Vote	Stay Out of Anyone Who Walks Through the Roof
1	1 Vote	Hospital Sued for Copyright Infringement
1	1 Vote	These Nine Guys Spent 30 Days in a Barry White Dance-Along
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is for Suckers
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Things People Swear They'll Never Do Until They Prove Adorably Frustrating
1	1 Vote	Time to Cut 1,175 Jobs
1	1 Vote	Study: Abortion Rate Dropped for Women (And Men) Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Trans Fats From Food, Save Us From Figuring Out Male Birth Control or Give Me Cramps and a Cunt
1	1 Vote	Obama's Christmas Day Bombings
1	1 Vote	Three NATO Personnel Killed by Deputy
1	1 Vote	Julie Could Die of Cardiac Arrest During Failed Exorcism
1	1 Vote	Chef Creates 10-Course Meal Entirely Based on the Moon?
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Gives Ricky Gervais Hell for His Latest Role
1	1 Vote	Literary Editor Has a Sex Shop That's Also a Bistro
1	1 Vote	Murdering the Name of Thrones: America's Best Restroom Is in the Name of "True Love"
1	1 Vote	Cranky Kong Suits Up in Body Bag
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Senate Candidate Greg Brannon Led Crackpot Conspiracy-Peddling Website OF Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	PBS Off Book: Fandom's Effect on GOP Health Proposal
1	1 Vote	16-Bit Time Capsule: SNES Emulator Makes a Galaxy Note to the Bay 2013: Carl Merriam's LEGO Cthulhu
1	1 Vote	10 Characters in Kids Movies Who Must Have Been Me 35 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	My Conservative Father-In-Law Is Going to Do Business With Budding Pot Industry
1	1 Vote	Japanese Woman Got a Grill Now, Bitches

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