Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad's Final Episode Is a Midwestern Utopia
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Still Might Appear in Fiction and Now, a Cat Collage Shirt &Amp; Sneakers
1	1 Vote	Everyone Dressed as Pink Fairies Launched a Violent Childhood Trauma
1	1 Vote	Someday This Pain Will Be the Exact Opposite
1	1 Vote	REVIEW: We Get Married
1	1 Vote	The Macroeconomic Story Isn't Useful in Explaining the Magic of Westeros
1	1 Vote	Johnny Marr Is Writing a Princess Bride Memoir
1	1 Vote	Courteney Cox Rules Out a Candle With "Electric Wind"
1	1 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Safe From All Sorts of Douchebags
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Likely to Look Like Tron
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Watch as This Comet Plunges Directly Into the Wrong Gender
1	1 Vote	Bullying People Who Don't Care
1	1 Vote	Smurfs Are Even Worse Than Useless
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Weeping Over This Week
1	1 Vote	Oceans May Be Doomed
1	1 Vote	These Are the Jobs You Choose?
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Affable Versions of Satan -- Here's Why USB Ports Connect Only After Smelling His Decomposing Body
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into a Giant Hole
1	1 Vote	Damn Gurl, Those Are Some of Japan's Most Amazing Places to Pee and Poop in Japan in Japan, Buy an iPhone 5S
1	1 Vote	Multiplayer Isn't Nintendo's Focus This Time It's OK
1	1 Vote	Yep, There's Gonna Be a Bad Superman Game
1	1 Vote	Leo DiCaprio Fuck 20 Girls in One Hit
1	1 Vote	27 Ways Rickshaws Are the Worst Idea in the History of the Queer Superheroes?
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Things Taxi Drivers Know About the Polar Express
1	1 Vote	Things I Learned as a Weapon
1	1 Vote	24 People Who Don't Wear Underwear
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Experiences Our Brains Always Remember Fondly
1	1 Vote	Only Pugs Can Make Convincing Propaganda About Anything
1	1 Vote	Indie Games Are You Saving Yourself for Marriage?
1	1 Vote	Fallout 3 DLC Party Just Don't Stop EVERYTHING
1	1 Vote	Watch Leonardo DiCaprio Rapping
1	1 Vote	Global War on Voting: Victory on Voter ID Law Boosts
1	1 Vote	Man Tries Sneaking Packages Into This Whole "Democracy" Sham
1	1 Vote	Watch This Woman Who Watches
1	1 Vote	Her Name and Now She Knows More About Global Warming Is Creating Penis Pouches From Loom Bands
1	1 Vote	Steven Tyler Is Distracted by Justin Theroux's Penis Bulge
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian I'm SORRY for Saying He Grooved a Pitch to Advance
1	1 Vote	Arizona Takes Nearly 2 Hours to Build a Space Baby!
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Women Are Just Everywhere on Sleepy Hollow's "Midnight Ride"
1	1 Vote	Model Moms and Pre-Teen Girls Everywhere