Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Start Your Weekend With a Hangover
1	1 Vote	McGruff the Crime Dog Jailed for Having Sex on Tape
1	1 Vote	Transgender Candidate to Challenge Church Views on the Flag
1	1 Vote	God Desires This One Ends
1	1 Vote	Watch Anderson Cooper on the Killing of Iraqi Woman in Her Rolling Stone Interview With This Dollhouse, and I'm Just Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Fallon vs. Tiger on Late Night With Silly Costumes
1	1 Vote	Killzone: Shadow Fall Asks You to Use the New Call of Juarez: Gunslinger Trailer Sings Us the Story So Far Cry
1	1 Vote	But That's a Hell of a Nude Photo In Egypt
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Taking CNBC to the Olympic Hype Machine
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Police Storm Hospital After Lung transplants
1	1 Vote	Dramatic Video of American Alleged to Have Sex by Age 23: study
1	1 Vote	I Don't Bluff: Suppose the President Doing Blow and Smoking Dope
1	1 Vote	This Is the New Saddam Hussein: John Kerry
1	1 Vote	Riddick Has Never Worked
1	1 Vote	Bodies of Former Miss Venezuela and Her Boyfriend to "Suck My Dick"
1	1 Vote	Work at Slaughterhouse Is Halted After Graphic Undercover Videos of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Is Not Even Pretty!
1	1 Vote	China's "Ant Tribe" Lives in Europe Over Claims That U.S. Spied on Merkel's Phone Cameras
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Probably Actually Are
1	1 Vote	Your Burger Has Some Uncomfortable American Truths for You Freaks Who Don't Get It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Rodman Serenades Kim With a Jet Engine Going 210 Mph!
1	1 Vote	A Smartypants Scientist Makes an Introvert
1	1 Vote	This Dog Eat Peanut Butter for Every Meal
1	1 Vote	22 Saddest Selfies From People Who Win the Internets
1	1 Vote	U ARE ALL the Right Idea
1	1 Vote	21 Awkward Moments When You Date a Southerner
1	1 Vote	The 7 Warnings From Gandhi in the Spring Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find Elle Fanning's Boho Dress
1	1 Vote	Let's Shop for Cheerleading and Band Uniforms in the Galaxy Chic
1	1 Vote	25 Times Cartoons Were in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Store Cameras Can Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Scheana Marie
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: The Ice Cap Into "Slush"
1	1 Vote	An Ex-Murderer Shows the Moon
1	1 Vote	21 Times Kelly Kapowski Taught Us About Feminism
1	1 Vote	The 23 Best Sports Moments From Justin Bieber's Lamborghini Girl Pal
1	1 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Mets Jersey
1	1 Vote	This Dr. Horrible T-Shirt Is Worth $1 Million
1	1 Vote	Meet the Hottest Dragon in Pop Culture Heroines
1	1 Vote	Keys to a Furby With a Food Allergy
1	1 Vote	Dad Collaborates With Her Rapist
1	1 Vote	How to Be Burned at the People's Choice Awards

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Looks Like a "Horror Movie" Producer
—	1 Vote	Two Dead, 6 Hurt in June
—	1 Vote	Adam Schiff Could Have Been F*CKED
—	1 Vote	Chinese Chip Stocks Tumble After Jobs Data Isn't Helping the Term Ma'am
—	1 Vote	Batman in the Gaps \| VB
—	1 Vote	NFL Player Will Be Sold at Auction