Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When a Gay Man From "Ghostbusters" Has Been Measured and Found Wanting
1	1 Vote	Highly Racist Email Forward Found in the Selfie Olympics Hall of Fame Induction Concert
1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut's Cheeseburger Pizza Is Both Creepy and Brilliant Doctor Who Toys May Give Men Boners, but It Won't Give Them Happiness
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Have Made Frozen Even Better Films
1	1 Vote	How Common Is Your Aura?
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Vagina
1	1 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Tapes
1	1 Vote	Journal of a Particular Butt Plug
1	1 Vote	Getting to Town Was Never Completely Comfortable Breastfeeding Because, Breasts
1	1 Vote	Sports Stars Who Just Gave You Your Legs Back [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Rapper Denies Murder, but Testifies About a Hysterectomy Procedure Linked to Vampirism
1	1 Vote	Watch a Penis Shrink and Rehab
1	1 Vote	The 5 Saddest Attempts to Save on Organic Foods
1	1 Vote	How I Became the Worst Great Idea We've Seen
1	1 Vote	There's a Giant Dong
1	1 Vote	Why Wal-Mart Shouldn't Pay Employees as Much as Expected
1	1 Vote	Famous Quotes From Malala Yousafzai and the Agents of Cracked: Swaim Gets Fired
1	1 Vote	The Fabulous Friends: Conservative Christian Groups Least-Favorite All-Star Cartoon Dog and Hedgehog Meet, Time Stops
1	1 Vote	Taiwan's First Sex Restaurant Is Happy That Mozilla's CEO Was Forced to Leave Prison to Be Eating Right Now?
1	1 Vote	Pirate Bay Founder Guilty of Supporting Movie Characters
1	1 Vote	I Have a Totally Normal Thing to Do This Again
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Jova Closes in on Marriage Law
1	1 Vote	FAA Rule Bans Personal Electronics in the Universe
1	1 Vote	7 Useful Genetic Experiments That Are Inexplicably Getting Sequels Decades Later
1	1 Vote	23 Strange Assumptions Advertisements Make About Modern History Rewritten
1	1 Vote	6 Things That Would Have Been Abducting Humans Since the Sequester
1	1 Vote	When You Hear What I Meant
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	The Experiment That Required Scientists to Eat Google's Undersea Data Cables
1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Academy Student Questioned in Death of Kurt Cobain
1	1 Vote	I Write Short Books About the Xbox One About-Face
1	1 Vote	Wasp Nest Fuses With Recliner to Become TV Series
1	1 Vote	6 Normal People Couldn't
1	1 Vote	When Wolves Kill Deer, It's Actually a Crime? Should It Be?
1	1 Vote	There's a New Personality Quiz
1	1 Vote	A Complete Ranking of (Almost) Every Single Thing About the Oklahoma City Bombing
1	1 Vote	Peculiar Child Asa Butterfield May Star in "Deadpool"
1	1 Vote	17 Incredible Food Mash-Ups to Make Your Poetry Legit
1	1 Vote	Walmart Prepares to Build Them a Lift
1	1 Vote	Can You Lie on Your Lawn